habari za leo wakuu
Nimemiss nyumbahii kwa siku kadhaa.hii ni baada ya kupata ajali ya gari maeneo ya oldonysambo wiki mbili zilizopita baada ya gari yangu kupasuka gurudumu la mbele na kuacha...
Niko serious wadau.
Nimeamka leo nkahisi maumivu kama bruises kwny makalio juu(chini kidogo ya kiuno). Awali nlipuuzia nkisema labda ni mkanda na kukaa muda mrefu mana nlisafiri kwa basi toka...
KDDDA Company
Box Tarime
APLICATION OF JOB
I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDDA.
I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997. My...
ni maisha yamechagua ivyo au ni uzembe wenu tu??
kwa nn mdada (wasichana) unakua na kitambi aise...
huna hata mtt wa dawa...tumbo kule...
mnakula nn??
au mani*?? zimewazidi?
sasa baba...
The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his Wife Ann; "...this time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the President of the United
States". After Mitt's...
Mara nyingi binadamu tunapoteza muda kwa kujua au bila kujijua,mfano mdogo ni mimi niliyepoteza miaka minne nikisubiria msichana amalize masomo ili nifunge naye ndoa.Kilichonipata ni kuachwa na...
Nape na ccm ni kama Kupe na Ng'ombe1:
Ng'ombe anachinjwa Kupe hana habari!
Ng'ombe anachunwa Kupe hana habari!
Ngozi inawambwa Kupe hana habari!
Ngozi ikianza kukauka kupe ndo anastuka!
Alaa...
:israel:Teja ........alikutana na mzungu............. mambo yakawa hivi:---
Teja ..........I love you
Mzungu ......I love you too
Teja........... I love you three
Mzungu huku akishanga...... what...
Wana wa bodi habari zenyu.
Nasikitika kuwakosa wadau wangu kwa takriban siku 4 sasa.
Masiku ya nyuma ilikua nikija hapa Nrb, sikua napata tatizo lolote la kimtandao kuipata Jf nikiwa natumia...
Imagine if oil is discoverd in
Kisumu,how will luos name
their children?
1. Oil Driller Ochuodho
2. Petrolina Auma
3. Akinyi Kenol Kobil
4. Ofuta Mali Yetu
5. Diesel Del Japolo
6. K-Gas...
Jana nikiwa kazini mara nikamuona sharo-b mmoja katinga t-shirt yake iliyochorwa fuvu la mtu akiwa amechuchumaa kuonyesha ana-fart. Kuna maandishi yameandikwa
'SILENT BUT DEADLY'.
Ikanikumbusha...