Mume mmoja wa kichaga alimfumania mke wake na mjita
mume:kwa nini unatembea na mkewangu
mjita:samahani sikupenda nilipitiwa tu naomba nitoe faini ya sh 5000
mjita akatoa alfu alfu kumi...
Fill in the blank.
Sipho is the son of Jacob. So Jacob is the _ of Sipho's father. Only a genius can answer & reply. Please answer correctly, I'm tired of laughing from some of the answer.
Date: Today
To: General Manager (Lumumba Street)
From: Me
Subject: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the technical manager at your company and hereby apply for the...
Jamaa kapewa adhabu ya kuhamisha tofali 1000 hapa jeshini kwa sababu kapita kwenye geti la jeshi bila kusimamisha gari, baada ya kuhamisha tofali 900 akakumbuka kuwa mkuu wa jeshi walisoma wote...
Heshima kwenu wadau wote,
Hilo swali hapo juu linanisumbua sana kichwa changu, nimeshahudhuria harus zaidi ya 3 za jamaa zangu hapa dar na kinachonishangaza unakuta bwana harusi sio mkazi wa...
After suffering all manner of dirty
writings in the hand of students, a
block of classrooms has just been
repainted & it's now glittering like gold.
A student in the school,,Pikin got there
&...
Habari yenu bhana
Hii ni mashindano ya kumsaka miss chitchat wa mwezi September.Bado tupo katika ngazi ya nusu fainal,washindi wawili watakaopatikana hapa ndio watakao ingia kuchuana Fainal...
Jamaa mmoja kaka zakee
Baa
huku akiangalia Glasi yake
yenye
Bia ,akiwa katika pozi hilo
kwa
muda wa nusu saa...
Mara Gafla akazama Dereva
wa
Lori mwenye Masihara
mengi na
akamsogeleaa ...
Na hii ndio hotuba aliyoitoa Iddi Amin dada(The conquerer) kulee UK.
"My Majesty,Mr Queen,Sir, Horrible ministers and members of parliament invested guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank...
Ndugu zangu, leo naomba tuwe wazalendo zaidi kwa kuorodhesha sababu 1000 za kuipenda na kujivunia Utanzania wako...
1. No tribalism
2. No racial discriminations
3. No religious discrimation...
KATIKA hali isiyokuwa ya kawaida, bundi wawili juzi walivamia mkutano wa uchaguzi wa viongozi wa Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) wilayani hapa na nusura waangukie meza waliyokuwa wameketi Mbunge wa...
Kwa muda mrefu Jamaa anafanya kazi kwa mwarabu, Mwarabu alikuwa na tabia ya kufunga kilemba kichwani bila ya kukivua hata siku moja ............. siku moja kile kilemba kikadondoka kwa bahati...
KWA WALE AMBAO HAMPANDI DALADALA...HIVI NDO VIOJA TUNAVYOPATA!
Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za yesu.."
Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
bado hajatoa album..."...
Where did you meet your
Boyfriend/ girlfriend or
Fiancee/fiance or Wife/
Husband ?
1. Church
2. Wrong number
3. School
4. Please Call me
5. Social network
6. Street
7. Party
8. Work
9...