Math is the only place where I hear someone
doing ridiculous things.
FOR EXAMPLE,
"John has 30
chocolate bars, he eats 23, what does he have now?"
DIABETES?? MAYBE???!!!
Jamani naomba kujuzwa, hivi tetesi za uwepo wa kiumbe kiitwacho popobawa huwa ni ukweli? Naomba tuambizane na hata kama kuna mtu kesha "popobawiwa" afunguke atupe taarifa kamili!
Sent from my...
jamani habari? naomba tutpiane vi dediksheni maalum kwa jumapili ya leo ya kufunga robo tatu ya mwaka 2012
mie kwa kuanza nawadediketi wana cc woote wimbo wa Tanzania Tanzania Tanzania nakupenda...
majuzi kati wazaramo waliokuwa kwenye maandamano yasiyohitaji Kibali yaani mchakamchaka wa Ngoma waliokuwa wamekusanya waZalendo toka maeneo ya Msanga, Manelomango, Malumbo, Masaki B, Panga la...
Kuna 50,000/= kama ukipata swali langu
"am serious" naku2mia
kwa njia ya M-pesa, Airtel money, Tigo pesa or Z pesa.
NITAJIE MAJINA YA WALE WATU WANAOSHIKANA MIKONO KILA UKIWASHA SIMU...
BEFORE MARRIAGE
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you...
Bongo bwanaa!!!! marafiki wawili
walienda kwa interview.....mmoja
alikuwa mwerevu,mwingine alikuwa
zuzu kwa hiyo wakaamua kusaidiana.
Wakapanga kuwa jamaa mwerevu
ataingia mwanzo...alafu...
Mwanangu kwanza nimefurahi sana kukuona leo umefunga ndoa!! na kwa hilo namuomba Mungu akupe watoto wenye akili kama Erickb52, warembo kama charminglady, wenye heshima kama Smile, wachangamfu kama...
Sister du mmoja alikuwa dukani akichagua vidani vya dhahabu vya aghali.
Sasa katika kuinama,ghafla akaachia ushuzi!
Kuangalia angalia pembeni akamwona muuzaji.
Ile kuvunga,akamuuliza...
Choose ur wish now in the name of GOD
it will come true 1*House
2*Car
3*Wife
4*Husband
5*Child
6*Money 7*Love
8*Success
9*Dignity
10*Promo @work
11*Job
12*Relief from sickness MAY GOD...
A mother used to cook her kids chicken everyday bt da kids got fed up. GAL: nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku BOY: kwanini? GAL: nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini BOY: nilidhani ni mimi tu GAL: ata...
Kuna kimchezo nacheza hapa kinanifurahisha kweli na wewe jaribu weka CM yako VIBRATION kisha TIA kwenye MAJI alafu BEEP uone inavyo OGELEA..! Yaani hadi Raha.
1.Wakikukwepa usijali iko siku watakutafuta
2.wakikusengenya nyamaza , huenda watajifunza.
3.wakikununia omba Mungu ipo siku watakuchekea
4.wakikupongeza usiwaamini labda wanakufanyia...