Kila siku tunaongea lakini mambo ya hela hayaongelewi. Mi nataka sasa tuwe tunaongea kimshiko mshiko.
Nataka tucheze mchezo wa kuchangiana hela. Nataka kila mtu aingie kwenye kundi moja, "Hii...
Hapa nazungumzia kitu chako Wewe Binafsi na Si cha Familia Yako/Yenu
Naanza,
Mimi Namiliki Shamba La Urithi wa Bibi na Kibuyu cha Maziwa.
Twende kazi....
Morning wana CC!
Nimekutana na hii hapa
Heheehehehheeee ukomeee kutaka miwowo kwa bahat mbaya jg kawahi ila mi ninacho cha uchokoziii hehheee poleee
Haya hebu nidadavulieni wajameni haya...
kuna watoto w2 walikuwa wakicheza pamoja akapita mpita njia mtumishi wa Mungu akamkuta mtoto m1 akilia mtumishi akamuuliza unalilia nini mtoto? akijibu "yeboyebo zangu zimepotea" jamaa...
Mzinzi alihukumiwa kifo, lakini mahakama ikampa nafasi yakuchagua kifo gani afe, mzinzi akasema, nipeni k*ma yenye sumu niinyonye mpaka nife.... JAJI akasema, "kum*m*ko unataka ufe huku unapata raha?
MAAJABU YA DUNIA MWANAMKE AMEJIFUNGUA FARASI KANISANI
Waumini wa kanisa la World liberation Ministry linalopatikana katika mji wa Sepele nchini Benin Jumanne iliyopita walikumbwa na mshangao...
A girl realised that she had
grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her
mom about that hair. Her mom
calmly said-
"that part
where hair has grown is called Monkey, be
proud...
Mzee mmoja alifanyiwa upasuaji wa korodani,dakitari akatoa korodani kaweka pembeni ili aendelee na uchunguzi,paka akaingia na kuchukua zile korodani akatimka.dakitari kuona vile akaamua amuekee...
Wanajamii mambo vp?
Niko Denver ningependa siku ya kesho Ijumaa nipate nafasi ya kuujua mji huu, kama kuna mtu yeyote kutoka bongo na anaweza kuwa na time ya kunisaidia kwenda sehem mbalimbali...
Baba alimuuliza mwanae nikikupiga huwa hasira zako unamalizia wapi? Namalizia chooni. Huko chooni unamalizia vipi? Huwa nasafisha tundu la choo kwa kutumia mswaki wako unaotumia kila siku! Baba...
Ma bar maid kazi kwelikweli. Chumba changu dirisha langu linapakana na chumba chao. Wakirudi usiku huwa nasikia "pwa pwa pwa, fyuuuu, mbwiiii, bwiii, psiii, fyumu, buuu, ndiii kama hii haitoshi...
Teacher Wants to Test John' IQ ....
Teacher: John, what is a Period?
John: I don't know the meaning Sir. But I am
very sure it is very dangerous.
Teacher: Why John?
John: because when my sister...
In a chemistry class, A Teacher asked a student to define love. A naughty student said" Love is the process whereby a boy sells his heart $50 to a girl or The girl sells her heart $50 to the...
Mtoto alikuwa na trip za kwenda chooni, mama ikabidi amuulize mwanae "vipi tumbo linasumbua? Mtoto akajibu hapana halisumbui ila m**i yanasumbua tumbo.Hahahaha
Few hours after electricity went off
A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country
and decides
he'll pick the least painful to
spend his...