*Jamaa kaingia Bar;*
Jamaa: "Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na
mupe kila mutu humu ndani kinywaji,
maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima
kila mtu apate kinywaji."
Haraka sana
muhudumu akagawa vinywaji...
MANIN A KOMBI WANTED TO IMPRESS FELLOW PASSENGERS WITH HIS PROPOSAL ANTICS, SO HECHOSE THIS QUIET BEAUTIFUL LADY TWO SEATS BEHIND HIM FOR A TARGET.
HIM: Hi there gorgeous, I bet we have met...
I dedicate this song to all JF pretty Ladies in the world and the ugly ladies too cause to me all of you are pretty anyways baby.
http://youtu.be/qdDVtFvJwUc
Jamaa mmoja alingia hoteli moja ya kimataifa na
alipofika ndani alifurahi sana baada ya kukuta
kuna computer ya kutumia chumbani kwake,tena
imeunganishwa na internet.Jamaa bila hata
kupoteza...
Wanabodi.
Wadau wa Chit-Chat nipo kwenye utafiti fulani naombeni mnisaidie kufahamu ni mkoa gani Tanzania wakazi wake wanaongoza kwa kutumia simu za kichina.
Kwanza unauangalia kudadadeki,
kisha polepole uweke
mdomoni..,unyonye kidogo huku
ukiupaka mate ili unyooke vizuri. Utoe
polepole kisha ushike hapo mbele ili
uendelee kunyoka. Kisha taratibu...
Bango hili nimelikuta live leo hii kwenye kiwanja cha Kongosho maeneo ya upande wa pili wa Ferry ya Kamanga kama unavuka ziwa Victoria ukitokea Mwanza mjini kuelekea Sengerema/Geita. Kaaazi kweli...
Kama wewe ni mjanja kweli tafuta mambo kwenye tuvutu za kimataifa kama hii
ninayokupa hapa utafanikiwa kwa kuelewa mambo, tafuta kwa makini kila kurasa...
Hivi majuzi kaka yangu kapata kesi ya kumtia mimba binti wa watu, baada soo hilo kaka kakimbilia Bara kwa mjomba etu.
Baba kayamaliza kimya kimya na anajisifu kweli kwamba mwanae kidume na sasa...
Mshkaji baada ya kiu
kumbana
ikabid agonge nyumba ya
karibu
kuomba maji akapewa
maziwa mshkaji akaomba tena akapewa
tena maziwa .!
Ikabidi aulize mbona
mnagawa maziwa
kwa wingi.! Dogo...
Nimefika Zanzibar jioni hii, nipo huku kwa kazi maalum ambapo nimeungana na Binti wa Kizulu ambaye ni mfanyakazi mwenzangu kutoka makao makuu ya kampuni yetu nchini Afrika Kusini.........!
Usiku...
Heshima kwenu wana chit chat,
nimekumbuka tukio hili nikaona nishirikiane na wenzangu huwa mana solve vipi, unakuta upo zako ndani ya dala dala unaelekea zako uswahilin kwako unapoish, halafu...
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Inaniuzi maana kuna thread moja nimeanzisha kule MMU lakini nimekuta imeandikwa moved halafu siruhusiwi kuisoma. Hii inakuwaje?
Uncle Johnny, the village idiot goes into abar to have himself a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered thebar and asked," Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"
Johnny said...