Wale wote wenye mapenzi mema na nchi yetu ya chitchat naomba mnipe sahihi ili kushinikiza baraza la mawaziri alilo tangaza MUSSOLIN liwajibike. Zinahitajika sahihi kumi na moja tu (11).
sababu za...
Jamani wana JF nataka nikspend w/end hii watu wengi wamenishauri niende kona bar au buguruni
hivyo nilikua nawauliza kuna huduma gani special huko zinatolewa huko?
Ka mnavojua weekend ndo hiyo imefika na jf imebakiza masaa kadhaa iwe offline kwa siku ka tatu.!!! kwa jinsi navowapenda wana chit chat na ctaki kuwamithi nimejitolea wall yangu ya fb during the...
Wanajanv, kwa muda sasa nmekua nikijiuliza, mtajwa hapo juu...awali akiwa East Coast Team founding member na mshabk mkubwa wa usanii wa ki-makundi na uhasama! Kuna kpnd alijiimua na nkadhan Mwa-FA...
1: kujikwaa kwenye kona ya kitanda ktk kidore cha mwisho ukiwa unatoka kulala
2:kujing'ata ulimi wkt unakula
3:kuachwa na mme au mke
4:kujikwaa hadi kucha ing'oke
5:kukataliwa na unayempenda...
Kampa lifti sister duu, wameenda umbali kama mita 200 ,simu ya sister duu inaita.... anapokea , ''hi switie niko kwenye daladala ngoja nikifika ntakupigia''. Ile amekata tu simu jamaa kapaki GX...
Imagine u're in a burning house n u have the oppotunity of picking just TWO
things from the house.
Which of the follwing would u pick?
1-5 million us dollars
2.Ur mum
3.Ur 5 yr old child
4.Ur...
Hii tabia ya baadhi ya Wanaume/wavulana kuwachungulia Wanaume wenzao bafuni wakiwa wanawaoga huwa ni dalili za mabadiliko ya mvulana kuwa shoga.
Mytaka Haiwezekani
Kwa wale akina dada/wamama ambao hawajaolewa ni kuwa wanakuwa wamepigwa mimba.Kwa waliolewa ni wajawazito.Habari ndo hiyo napita mtaani tutaonana baadae
Wana JF mpaka sasa sijui ni kwanini nimeachwa katika uteuzi wa wakuu wa wilaya walioteuliwa hivi karibuni SIFA ZOTE NNAZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naomba kuwasilisha
Jamaa mmoja katika baa moja mjini...
Jamaa:Mhudumu nipe kinywaji na kila mmoja mpe kinywaji humu ndani
**Maana wakati mimi napata kinywaji lazma kila mtu apate kinywaji...
(BEER)
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Alikuwa ni GF wangu mwishoni mwa miaka ya tisini, akaenda kusoma Chuo cha Uhazili Tabora, alifanikiwa kupata kazi huko, akakata mawasiliano. Wiki iliyopita nikiwa wizara fulani kikazi nikakutana...
Jamaa mmoja katika bar alisema hivi:- Jamaa: mhudumu nipe kinywaji na kila mmoja mpe kinywaji humu ndani mana wakati mimi nakunywa beer basi lazima kila mtu apate yake...... Mhudumu kwa haraka...
A guy was asked to give a speech
to Deaf & Dumb people.So he goes
up on stage, Squeezed his Breast,
Touched his Dick and Started
Masturbating.Organizers pulled
him off stage and. asked him...
Baba - Unamfaham Nyerere?
Mtoto - Hapana!
Baba - Pumbavu.. kuwa makini na masomo yako!
Mtoto - Unamfahamu Hamisi?
Baba - Hapana.
Mtoto - Pumbavu.. kuwa makini na ndoa yako!