Nawasalimu wote! Imeamriwa usile nyama siku ya Ijumaa kuu. Nawakumbusha wale wenzangu na mimi mnaowahi kwa "mangi" kupata supu asubuh asubuh. Pia tukumbuke kwenda kwenye ibada. Asanteni, maandalio...
Sijui hii tabia nilitoa wapi,
kwa kila mdada ambaye nikuwa napata fursa ya kujirusha naye ikuwa nilazima nimuombe aniachie kitu ambacho kitani kumbusha kuhusu yeye, moja wapo ya vitu hivyo ni...
Mkuu wa kikosi alikua anakagua kikosi chake jeshini. wanajesh wote walipanga mstar mbele na nyuma. afande john alikua mbele na afande robert alikua nyuma hawa huwa wanataniana. sasa afande robert...
Juzi baada ya saa za kazi, nikiwa naondoka ofisini nilikuta akina dada wa hapa ofisini getini wakinunua machungwa. Nikamuomba dada mmoja kwa kumwambia naomba "Tukatiane" chungwa aliloshika...
A couple of chama cha matusi / CCM candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner...
One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win...
Hello,
Fanya hesabu ifuatayo, angalia kwenye records zako za JF halafu kokotoa kama hapa chini;
Likes Given-Likes Received = " How unselfish you are"
Kama unapata Negative ujue wewe hali tete...
Ila CCM wamefilisika ki sera na mtizamo. Yaani ni kama za mwizi 40! Yaani wamechakachua hadi uchaguzi wa east africa! Nadhani inabidi akina Benjamin wakatafute uzoefu wa Arap Moi wa Kenya jinsi ya...
A first- std teacher, Ms Smith (Age 28) was having trouble with one of
her students.
The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy Answered, "I'm too smart for the first- std. My sister...
Jamani mm ni msomali by nature, nilikua nje ya nchi kwa masomo so nimerudi kama about three months ago, napiga kazi kwenye kampuni mmoja ya simu hapa Dar (Tigo), well nilikua sijawahi kuwa na...
nilikua nipo stand na msubiri rafiki yangu gafla akaja mlevi wa unga (Teja) na mtu mwengine kufika nilipokaa wakaanza kuulizana bei utanipa shilingi ngapi? jamaa akamjibu lakin yule teja...
Mchina moja alienda ohio kutafuta kahaba wa kulala nae,ila mwenye kuiweza shughuli haswaa atampa donge nono,,,,,,,,
Basi mdada moja akajitokeza nakukubali kwenda na mchina huyo.kufika home kwa...
YOU CAN NOT CHEAT DEATH
Death came to a guy and said,
"my friend, today is your day".
The guy said, "but I am not ready".
Death said, "well you are next on my list".
So the guy...
baraa bara kabisa wapenzi wasomaji wa ujumbe huu embu naomba mnifahamishe inakuwaje unakuta prizenta wa ki tz wanapokuwa wanaigana kutangaza yaani mpaka inakuwa ina boa coz unakuta umefungua redio...
Mshkaji mmoja alikua na dingi yake akamwona demu wake anakuja bahati mbaya dingi alikuwa mkali na mazungumzo yao yalikua hivi.
MSHIKAJI;umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu cha speak english my farther...