Mie nashangaa kabisa.....yaani hawa mashoree wa kibongo hovyo kabisa kwa sasa kuna tabia mbaya sana ya wao kuweka picha zao zisizo na maadli facebook.....yaani siku hizi facebook ni sehemu ya...
Nimependezwa sana na majina ambayo great thinkers mnajibatiza,nina imani kwa 'suggestion' zenu nitapata jina moja la kipekee sana.Nataka kumpa mwanangu ambaye nategemea kumpata mwaka huu
Girl] Mom, i am Pregnant....
Mom] how and when???
Girl] it Was An Accident !..
Mom] u Mean u were Walkin oN The Road and Suddenly U Fell on Somebodi's d*ck???...
Mwanamke mmoja aliwanunulia cm wasaidizi wa makazi yake (house boy&huse girl) ili kurahisisha mawasiiano nao awapo mbali na hom na cm zenyewe ni hizi za promo zinazofanana. kwenye cm zote...
PADRI>Bi harusi umekubali kuolewa na bwana harusi?
BI HARUSI> Ndio
PADRI> Bwana harusi umekubali kumuoa bi harusi?
BWANA HARUSI> Ndio tena na nyege kweli
PADRI> ACHA USxxxGE KUxxxxMAKO TUPO KANISANI
Watu watatu ambao walikuwa ni marafiki walikuwa wamelewa sana.Ili kurudi makwao,wakaamua kukodi bajaji.Dereva wa bajaji akataka kutengeneza faida ya harakaharaka.Mambo yalikuwa hivi:
Dereva...
Mfanyakazi wa kike alikuwa anamshukuru mfanyakazi mwenziwe wa kiume kwa kumsaidia kalamu usiku uliopita, baada ya yake kugoma. Alimwandikia SMs hivi:
Your penis very good. I enjoyed having it last...
....yani nikifanya mapenzi na binti kwa kutumia MPIRA.... ile harufu hudumu ngozini wiki nzima...... na siiipendi..... wanaume wenzangu what do u do to get rid of that.......... heelllpppp pz.
Dogo wa miaka 3 alikua klinik na mama yake, mara akamwona mama mjamzito anasubiri kwenda kwa daktari. Kwa kuwa yule dogo ni mdadisi akamfata yule mjamzito, mazungumzo yao yalikua hivi:
Dogo...
Yule ondia maarufu na ambaye pia ni mchezaji wa soka ameandaliwa pambano maalum la kirafiki dhidi ya bondia mkongwe Fransis Cheka litakalofanyika Jumapili hii ukumbi wa Azam FC Chamanzi. pambano...
1) Researchers have found that men are four times more likely to sleep naked than women are. Perhaps all that body hair keeps them too warm! Or maybe they just never got around to replacing their...
habari zenyu bhaana ...... Leo asubuhi mimi na mai waifu wangu tumekubaliana tubadilishane vivazi vyetu vya ndani,yeye aka2pia ki2 cha BOXER,mimi nika2pia BIKINI nikaelekea kwnye majukumu yangu ya...
The word woman is believed to have derived from the Middle English term wyfman, broken down simply as the wife (wyf) of man.
Women never have anything to wear. Dont question the racks of...
Kuna tuhuma kwamba kuna watu humu JF huwa wana tabia ya "kujipigia" Pasi. Eti watoa tuhuma wanadai mtu anaweza kuanzisha thread kwa ID ya "Mkongojo" kisha ana logg Off na kurudi na ID nyingine ya...
Eti JK ni Rais tena kwa awamu ya pili....
Lowassa anajiandaa kuwa Rais 2012...
Eti CCM inaelekea kugawanyika...
Eti CUF ni "CCM B"
Eti Vicent Nyerere ni mwanafamilia yake...
ENDELEA...
Bill Withers - Lean On Me [with lyrics] - YouTube Lean on me ya Bill Whithers
Maalum kwa wale waliovunjika moyo, waliokosa Amani, waliosongwa na mawazo, wanaopitia nyakati ngumu na wale wenye...
Katika mitandao mbalimbali ya mawasiliano ya jamii neno KAKA, narudia KAKA limeshamiri sana.... mara hongera Kaka mara pole KAKA mara karibu KAKA....neno hili sasa ninakuwa superfluous...