Jamani, leo nimeamua kuikumbuka shule yangu ya Msingi niliyoipenda sana... Gilman Rutihinda ama kwa waliosoma miaka ya nyuma kidogo iliiitwa Darajani... naomba tukumbushane enzi hizo,. kipindi...
Cool Msg by a woman:
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours
& he needs a lot of improvement"
Weekend njema ;-)
ya kwamba uzuri wa mtu ni tabia yake pamoja na matendo yake na wala siyo muonekano wake. Amini amini nawaambia, kama mtu hana mvuto kwa nje, basi ana wakati mgumu sana kuweza kupata wasaa wa...
Unampa lift mtu kwa gari yako na ndani ya gari redio inapiga mziki mororow
akishaingia ndani ya gari unamuona anatoa simu yake, kisha anawasha redio ya sumu yake,
nasimu ni mchina, nyingi sauti...
Zoba na wenzake walipewa homework na mwalimu wao siku ya ijumaa,waliambiwa wachore gari likipanda mlima.Siku ya jumatatu mwalimu alikagua kazi na wote walichora gari likipanda mlima,ila Zoba...
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but...
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom, from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
So, she reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the...
Hivi hii Miayo ambayo tunapiga hadi michozi inatutoka chanzo chake nini hasa?? Na kwa nini michozi itutiririke kama tumefiwa au tuna furaha wakati sivyo??
Utamkuta mtu anagobana na mwenzake ua anasimulia habari za mgomvi
wake utasikia akisema mie sio mswahili aniachie mambo yake ya mazese ya huko
uswahilini ukimtazama huyo anaetoa maneno hayo...
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur
Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company
Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of...
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
dont discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes &
gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr &...
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Jolly Club For His Birthday ..
At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with...
Cku 1 Papa Benedict XVI alikuwa anataka kwenda shopping akamwita dereva wake na kumwambia leo ntaendesha mimi wwe utakaa pemben....Walipokuwa barabarani traffic akawasimamisha na alipoona Papa ndo...
Tulianza vizuri baada ya msiba wa dada yetu ila siku hizi mko kimyaaaaaa!! japo uzuri wa kule baadhi yetu tunatumia real names! mpo wapi wadau wa JF chitchat skype?
Kuna mtu kanikera kweli na nimemsaka kote nimemkosa sasa i know kwa hapa ujumbe utamfikia.
Ulipendwa ukaringa,ukanianza upya baada ya kukutupulia mbali. Okay sasa baada ya kuona nimemove on ni...
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two...
nakumbukaaa kipindi hichoo niko skull mojaaa ya boarding ikoo mwagaa juu[usangi}wanaiita shigapound[shinga tiriiiiiii],kulikuwaa kunabaridi sanaa asee...kimbembee ni kuogaa sasaaa,wazee tulikuwa...