JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kwako mpendwa, Vile uliniambia unakuja nyumbani, basi kamankawaida ya wanawake wa kiafrika ukarimu wa kwanza ni kukaribishwa chakula. Na raha ataipata mpishi pale utakapokula chakula chake hata...
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Njiwa🐦 peleka salamuu kwa yule wangu muhibu 🥰 Umueleze, afahamu... yeah ndio wangu wa kuzikana...😇. Hali yangu hamuhamu, Mahaba yamenisibuu.. Mchana kutwa nachekaa (tabasamu), na yeye ndio...
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Asubuhi na mapema baada ya kuamka, mtoto anamfuata mama yake kwa bashasha. Mtoto: Shkamoo mama Mama: marahaba hujambo Mtoto: sijambo mama. Mtoto: Mama kwani tumenunua gari? Mama: kwanini...
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Mie nilijiapiza sitopenda tena toka moyoni nitapenda juujuu tu, we bhana weee☹️ ndo nimejikuta nimependa toppest. Yaani nimepitiliza kama ni temperature basi imekuwa 45 C. NB: Najua tutaachana🙄...
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Mwalimu GENTAMYCINE: Lamomy Kwanini umechelewa kuja shule? Lamomy: Kwasababu ya maelekezo ya kibao barabarani. Mwalimu Genta: Maelekezo ya kibao yanahusianaje na uchelewaji? Lamomy: Kibao...
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Kupendeza hasa unapotoka ni katika namna ya kuisherehekea, mim nitatokelezea kwa namna hii( T-shirt nyeupe, surual ya kadeti na raba nyeupe). Vip kwako, mtoko upi utatokelezea nao..?
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● Anapekuapekua simu yake ● Amejichomeka visikiliza masikio (earphone) anasikiza mambo mengine ● Nayeye anaongea na mtu mwingine ● Anakuongelesha wakati hujamaliza kuongea (wewe unaongea na...
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Ikitokea umefungwa, upo gerezani bafuni unaoga na wafungwa wenzako, bahati mbaya sabuni ikakudondoka, Achana nayo usiiokote. Utakuja kunishukuru baadae.
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Igweeeeeee Eid Mubarak kwenu nyote. Maaake kwanza ncheke. Umewahi kujikuta unajua au unaimba wimbo flani kila mara ukihisi ndo maneno/lyrics sahihi lakini siku unakuja kuziona lyrics zenyewe...
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Mara nyingi binadamu tumekuwa na kawaida ya kusema, leo najisikia ovyo ovyo yaani sijui hata nifanye nini?. mbona huwa hatusemi Leo najisikia vizuri naweza kufanya lolote ama chochote
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Wanajamvi habari za sikukuu ya Eid El Fitril, naomba kwa anayefahamu bei rafiki kwa guests house za Shinyanga maeneo ya Iselamagazi.
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Kuna Lori la mafuta limeziba njia tuna saa mbili sasa na hakuna dalili za kuliondoa.
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Inakuaje bangi inawekwa kundi la madawa ya kulevya? Mbona Kuna Wana wanavuta sana ganja lakini wapo poa sana na wanafanya kazi zao vizuri tuu. Kitu kama shisha ndio naskia ina madhara mengi...
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Kuna mambo yanafurahisha na kusikitisha kwa pamoja Kuna vitu havikwepeki hasa suala mbususu Yani utajizuia lakini kwa mwanaume ngumu pamoja na ugumu huo na tunaweza kumudu kufanya starehe ya namna...
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Enzi nipo shule ya msingi nilikua napenda kusoma vitabu vyenye hadithi tamu sana ila ukiangalia vitabu vya enzi hizi hakuna kitabu kinachonipa hamasa ya kukisoma Enzi hizo nilisoma hadithi kv...
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........When a man truly loves his woman the only thing he would ever want to change about her is HER LAST NAME...from her own to his!....... Jamani mi nataka mtu wakunipa jina...
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Siku ya leo maandalizi ya vyakula yanakuwa mengi na kila mtu na aina ya chakula anachovutiwa nacho Ungependelea chakula gani kati ya hvi..? -Biriani nyama -Biriani kuku -Birian samaki -Wali...
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RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE; 1. Never take photos with her. 2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around. 3. Don't text her love messages. 4. Satan should...
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Tumeamua mimi na familia yangu tunafunga kwaanzia leo usiku hadi alhamis jioni mfululizo. Hatutashinda njaa Bali tunafunga. adriz
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Naombeni mwaliko kwenye sherehee ya IDDI . Unique Flower .
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