Mgombea alienda katika kampeni za Uchaguzi kwenye Kijiji cha SENGE mkoani Ruvuma.
Salamu ikawa hivi:
"Mwenyekiti na Katibu wa SENGE.............. ............... .
Ndugu Wananchi wa...
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample...
Hii tabia ya kuwapa majina watoto bilakufanya tafakuri inaweza kuathiri wengine kisaikolojia
Nauliza kuhusu jina la Mgombea kwa iketi ya Gamba A.K.A CCM Arumeru Mashariki anayeitwa...
nikiwa naoga leo...gafla nikawaza maisha yangu ya O'level...na moja kwa moja nikazama class...form 3C...moja kwa moja najikuta naikumbuka topic ya reproduction...
niliielewa kuliko zote aise...
Enyi ndugu na jamaa, salaam kwenu! Ktk kupita kwangu vidato mbalimbali nilikua nachanganya sana spelling au pronounciation ya maneno anuai ya kimombo. Mfano: Maintenance nakosea na kuandika...
Leo nilikuwa na mizunguko mjini, na nilikuwa na kazi iliyohitaji niifanyie ndani ya internet cafe. Baada ya kumaliza kazi ile ilibidi niingie JF kujua nini kimejiri. Kwa kuwa internet cafe ile...
Habari ya jumapili ndugu zangu. Ni matumaini yangu kuwa kila mwanaJF kwa imani yake anaheshimu misingi ya maadili ya kiimani.
Leo mmenikwaza, nawaambia mmenikwaza mchungaji wenu. Kwani sio wewe...
A married man died before having sex with his wife.His wife cut his dick off and fixed it on the wall.Each night she would go to the wall to satisfy herself.One day the neighbor found out and made...
Hivi ikitokea wanawake wakaanzisha mgomo dunia nzima kuwa hawafanyi mapenzi na mtu yeyote hata mume kwa miezi kadhaa itakuwaje kwa wanaume??
Kila unayemtongoza anakutosa...hali ingekuwa kwa...
Qouted in 2006....
Mimi nina umri wa miaka 34.
Malezi na makuzi yangu yalikuwa ya wazazi ambao kwa sasa wangeitwa "machekibobu". Yaani watu wa kujionyesha kwamba wana fedha,na hawana maisha ya...
Wadau wa JF, naamini wengi wetu ni watumiaji au tulishatumia usafiri wa uma al'maarufu kama daladala. Kama taratibu za usafiri huu zilivyo, ukishalipa nauli shart upewe tiketi. Naamini pia wengi...
kumbuka unavyotaniwa na wenzako
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unaambiwa etiiiii
-una meno kama karanga za bwashee.......
-kicha kama boflo la mkate
-macho kama gololi dungudungu...
Angry husband is not happy with his wife & sends a
message to
his mother inlaw: "ur product is not matching my
requirements...."
smart mother inlaw replies: "warranty
expired,manufacturer not...
This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be...
Leo nilikuwa pande za kijenge, arusha. Ni kawaida watu kuwa na simu zaidi ya moja yaani simu mbili mpaka tatu. Sasa kuna jamaa ana wallet ( yaan pochi) mbili. Sasa nkajiuliza kwa nn ana pochi...
Siku ya kiama ilifika,wote wakawa mbele za Mungu.Mwenyezi Mungu akasema,"fanyeni mistari miwili,wanawake kushoto,wanaume kulia",wakatii.Kisha akawaambia,"wanaume wote waliokuwa wakipelekeshwa na...
uu leo nipo Sumbawanga ila nimesikia RADI zina madaraja!!Kuna ya 1000,3000,5000,7000,10000,300000!!!
Hiyo ya 30000 inazidi BM!Kwahiyo anayehitaji apm!!