Majukumu yalibana kidogo, muda wa kuingia JF ukakosekana.
Jumlisha na ile ajali ya mkonga wa mawasiliano kule Mombasa basi ndo visingizio kuzidi. Mtu wenu nimerudi tena, ingawa ushiriki wangu...
Ali kiba ft Lady jaydee - Single Boy new 2012 - YouTube
Huu wimbo ki ukweli ni mzuri Ali Kiba kwa mara nyingine kafanya kazi nzuri akimshirikisha Lady Jay Dee...
TANZANIAN HUSBANDS The SAMBAA Has one Wife Has one girlfriend But he loves his wife the most. The CHAGAA Has one wife Has one girlfriend But he loves his girlfriend the most...
Dereva mmoja kwa jina MIKE alikuwa anampeleka boss wake Airport. Njiani Boss alikumbuka kuwa amesahau document muhimu sana hivyo alimwamrisha Mike amrejeshe haraka nyumbani aifuate hiyo document...
Kunamsemo unasema "KUWA UYAONE" kweli SIO MAGOROFA...
Nami ndo nayaona sasa, na nadhani msemo huo umeshatimia kwangu,
Huwa nacheka sana nikikumbuka kipindi nilipokuwa kid(mtoto). Kuna...
Umaskini hauna adabu wajameni. Jamaa mmoja na mke wake (bado hawana mtoto) wamepanga chumba kimoja ambacho wamegawa kwa pazia ili kutenganisha sehemu yenye kitanda.. Sasa kuna kipindi walikua na...
Sio jila mchaga lazima awe muuza duka, so usiogope kuitwa mangi.
Usiwe na hasira za mkizi, mvuvi atakufanya dili
Maisha yangekuwa karata, tungekomaa na mchangaji mpaka ajute
Kama wakat aka muda...
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Kuna kampun imeamua kuanzisha bima ya mke/mme,kwa hyo wale wenye wame au wake wanatakiwa wawekeze ili mmoja wenu akifa au kuachana hii bima ikupe mke/mme mwingine.
Wekeza maisha,wekeza mwenzio.
Yaani sijui ni nini.
Nakaa mchana kutwa najiapiza mi sinywi tena pombe! Nakaaaaaaaaa mpaka saa 12 jioni ghafla kiherehere kinanianza! Kunywa japo bia moja aaaaaah kunywa konyagi! Aaaa basi hata...
1.Umefanya kazi kwenye kampuni miaka saba na hujapandishwa cheo.
2.Unafeli hesabu,english na kiswahili pamoja.
3.Ukiwa polisi halafu unaonea raia.
4.Kama gari lako mwuda mwingi lipo garage...
Baada ya kulewa chakali na
rafk yake mpya aliyempata
bar, mlev akamkarbsha
rafk mpya akapaone
kwake, walipofika
mwenyeji akaanza intro ...unaona makochi
yale, ni makochi yng, njoo
jikoni...
sikiza mazungumzo ya baba na mwana
baba.. we mtoto umekuwa huna adabu
mtoto.. baba usinizengua kwani kama vipi naweza kukulipa malezi yako toka unzae
baba.. we mtoto una pesa ya kunlipa mimi...
True story.
Ni mtu mzima alitembelewa na baba mkwe wake (mtu mzima unaelewa kuwa ana watoto wakubwa).
Sasa ukafika wakati wa chakula.
Baba mwenye nyumba (mtu mzima) akamwambia mkewe apakue...
Baada ya Zuzu kumaliza kozi ya uchungaji na kufanya kazi kwa muda, siku moja akakutana na wachungaji wenzake 2 wakaamua wafanye toba wenyewe maana kila siku wanawafanyia toba waumini wao.
Basi...
A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia.
The judge said to the man, "In the 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good...