John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the...
A 3rd grade child was doing his math homework and he was saying 3+2 son of a bitch is 5... 4+3 son of bitch is 7, well his mother was near by and over heard his dirty language ... she came in and...
Siku moja zero alivamiwa na vibaka wakamtaka atoe pesa yote aliyonayo.Zero alikataa kutoa pesa.Wale vibaka wakaamua kutumia nguvu lakini zero alipambana nao kiume.Baada ya kumjeruhi sana hatimaye...
Kila ninapoangalia vikao vya Bunge vinavyoendelea naishia kumbuka Baba mpendwa Mh. Sitta alivyokuwa mahiri katika kuungoza mhimili muhimu wa nchi. Kwangu mimi alikuwa baba mwenye kuijua vizuri...
on the final make up of the subjected article; Intending to showcase administrative decisive gape which posses an obvious output of Mheshimiwa Lowassa. Mnyonge mnyongeni..........Comming soon!
HERI MBUNGE WANGU ANAYETOLEWA BUNGENI KWA KUTETEA MASLAHI YA TAIFA KULIKO WA KWAKO ANAYESINZIA BUNGENI KAMA wasira, samwel sitta , ANAYETAPIKA kama mrema na KUSUBIRI POSHO ZAO;
"JK NI...
I, the penis,
hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public...
The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual sizewhen stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"
Mary blushed...
A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."
The teacher says, "No that's fascinating."
Jennifer raises...
Nakumbuka ahadi....ahadi za mdingi....
kwamba atatoa ajira milioni
kwamba tatizo la stima litakua la historia
Sasa nimeanza kukua.....na hivi ndivyo ninavyoelewa maana ya ahadi ya mdingi
Atatoa...
An American on having several pints of lager , was getting intoxicated.
Then, there entered an asian man with east asian complexion.
The East asian sits next to the American.
Then for introduction...
Home alarm system can effectively protect your home away from intrusion and potential break-ins. There are many types of home alarm system in the market, choose the correct one is most important...
Why Do White People Love Touching Black Peoples Hair?
If you are a Black with a natural hairstyle and living Ughaibuni, it may not be too uncommon that your hair will be fondled by a curious...