A little George was asked at school what his Dad did for a living.
The boy replied by saying; "My Daddy eats light bulbs".
The teacher asked him how his Father eats the light bulbs...
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I...
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Asad Sultan
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or...
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me...
Mimi napenda kumwambia Intelligent businessman aoe mke wapili ache michepuko ili tumuone next year, pili na mwambia National Anthem aoe usingle 2024 hautajiki au tunakuuza ukawe mtumwa huko kwa...
Habari zenu wana JF
How are you all JF members
Salut à tous les membres de JF
hola a todos los miembros de JF
Olá a todos os membros JF
привет всем участникам JF
JF שלום לכל חברי
JF...
Wazee wanasema "Meno anayotumia mbwa kucheza na wewe ndio hayo hayo yatakayo tumika kukuuma utakapo mkanyaga mkia".
Waweza kuumizwa na mtu ambaye unampenda mnoo mpaka ukashangaa na kujiuliza hivi...
Chukua idadi ya 'likes' ugawanye na idadi ya ujumbe uliochangia kwenye hili jukwa, = (likes/ujumbe).
Kama utapata zaidi ya 1, hiyo inatafsiri mchango wako hapa jukwaani unakubalika na wewe ni...
Hakikisha uwe umeshamaliza kula huko huko kwako utokako au unakodoeaga kila siku ndiyo uje katika shughuli ya mwanangu.
Na ukija shughulini kwangu vinywaji ni mwendo tu wa juice za u-fresh kwa...
Wazee wanasema, "Mungu ni mwema lakini usiende kucheza mziki na chui". Nikweli kuwa Mungu anatupenda, ila anapenda pia tutumie akili zetu vyema.
Kuna vitu ameshatuonesha kwamba ni hatari...
Haya ndiyo mawazo yangu siku ambayo nitajipata.
1. Siku nikijipata nitahakikisha bi mkubwa namfuta ule moshi na moto wa kutengeneza pombe kali, huku akikimbizana na polisi na mamlaka za serikali...
Inakuaje mtu unafungulia muziki au mahubiri kwenye gari ya daladalatena kwa sauti kubwa.
Kwani nani kasema anataka kusikiliza unachosikiliza si ununue Earphone.
Wanawae wanautani sana mfano
Mtu na wifi yake unakuta wanaitana mume wangu au mke wangu
Ila mwanaume kukuta wanataniana mke wangu au mume wangu na shemeji yake ngumu sana
Wanawake anaweza...
Wazee wanasema, "Ukikosa mtu wa kukupinga kuna hatari ya kuwa mbaya." Mti unaota bila mpango unaweza ukawa dhaifu kwasababu ya matawi mengi! Ni vizuri kukubali kukosolewa! Wala usitengeneze uadui...
Siku moja nilikwenda Gairo kununua mahindi.Kwa kuwa ulikuwa ni msimu wa mavuno nilikosa nafasi katika nyumba za wageni ila nilibahatika kukaribishwa na mwenyeji mmoja nyumbani kwake nijipumzishe...
Mniambie kwa kina nisije kuwa nimepigwa na kitu kizito. Ni kweli kuna nchi ina majengo marefu kiasi kwamba yapite usawa wa Mawingu😅😅
Kuna watu wanamchokoza Mungu, tusije letewa yale yale ya mnara...
Kama kuna kitu unataka kununua kwa matumizi ya kesho na unaishi kwenye maeneo tajwa hapo juu, tafadhali nunua leo.
Pia wanaopanga kwenda kanisani nivema mkaabudu majumbani. Kuna hatari...