25 things not to say when doing sex

25 things not to say when doing sex

Preta said:
yah....halafu kama mwanaume....ukiulizwa hiyo no 1....ni kifungu gani cha sheria ya mapenzi unatumia kujibu hilo swali......?
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hahahaha! ina maana ni kadogo mno hata hukasikii? Mh! na wewe muulizaji utakuwa na ualakini. Hivi jamani, kwenye mapenzi kama kitu hujakipenda ukakaa unakufa? Mh! kazi kweli kweli.
 
Caroline Danzi said:
hahahaha! ina maana ni kadogo mno hata hukasikii? Mh! na wewe muulizaji utakuwa na ualakini. Hivi jamani, kwenye mapenzi kama kitu hujakipenda ukakaa unakufa? Mh! kazi kweli kweli.
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ungefanyaje??
 
mujumba said:
1. Is it in yet?
2. Is that it?
3. You look better in the dark.
4. Oh, this is much better than with my ex.
5. Could you hurry up a bit? I have to go to a meeting.
6. Hurry up, the game there is a soccer game in a few minutes time
7. What is that smell? Is that you?
8. You sure look like your sister
9. What did you say your name was?
10. I think the condom tore 10 mins ago
11. The ceiling needs some white paint
12. You woke me up for that?
13. I want a baby.
14. Why am i doing all the work?
15. You are almost as good as my ex.
16. You look younger than you feel.
17. I have a confession to make.
18. Would you like to meet my parents?
19. Do you mind if i make a phone call while you finish?
20. I thought you had a condom.
21. If you keep your feet up, you will not get pregnant.
22. Do you have a sister?
23. Trust me.
24. Tell me if this hurts.
25. Somehow i thought it was supposed to be bigger.

Enjoy..mwaaaaah
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no 17!ever
 
Osaka said:
26. Hey! My friends are right. You Are good.
27. You sweat more than a galloping stallion.
28. I like it when you Google my Yahoo.
29. Will you p'se shave around your nipples?
30. Now I know why your ex dumped you.
31. I smell fish. Are we near the Ocean?
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32.I told yu to come with the house rent
33.Do you know how i love .........'S chest?
34.My mother said a good woman satisifies her man
35.Cant you see am struggling?
36.I think your brother is courting me
37.Girl you make it like ................
 
Mujumba said:
ungefanyaje??
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Majumba, nakaa kimya na kumpa moyo aongeze juhudi. Mambo mengine ni too personal kumwambia mwenzako huwezi, huna mvuto, hujui kitu. Hivi kweli hata hako kadogo alikofanya shukurani haipo? Tujifunze kuwa na shukurani hata kwa dogo
 
dahhhh umesahau moja na muhimu kuliko zote hizo..
usitaje jina la mtu mwingine .. mfano jamaa anaitwa Ally we unamwita Jastin.
au bibie anaitwa Julian we unamwita Khadija.
 
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Hiyo 13 siipendi mimi..............anakuuliza hivyo wakati mnatumia condom sijui ujibuje sasa ila hiyo 23 nayo mmmhhh
 
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