Acheni utani.....inauma jamani!

[mikatabafeki]

nawe ungeweka boxa ambayo si yake chini ya mto

 

[The Boss]

Kama kweli umeikuta hio.... jua mumeo anataka usepe ila hana guts za kukuambia.....

not necessarily..inawezekana ni mtu mwingine tu

amei plant kuanzisha zogo....labda ex wa mumeo?mawifi wakorofi...

cd ambae mumeo hakumlipa huko njiani?lol

anyone can do it for differents reasons...

but mwanamke wa kweli aache chupi kwa mume wa mtu?sidhani..

 

[Gwaks makono]

Anakuta iliyochoka ya mwanaume au mwanamke?

kiswahil kwako n kigumu asa kama ya mwanaume aulize ya nin?kama kanunua alivyotoka safari?jiite great m {masaburi}

 

[gmosha48]

Mumeo anatoka safarini unapotoa nguo kwa sanduku unakutana na chupi iliyochokachoka ambayo si yako. Ukiwa mwanandoa utafanyaje?

Uamuzi utakaochukua utategemeana sana na kazi ya mumeo. Sioni sababu ya kukimbilia kufikiri kuwa mumeo ni mzinzi. Nitajieleza kidogo:

1) Inawezekana mumeo ni mwanasheria, na hiyo chupi aliyorudi nayo ni kielelezo cha kumsaidia katika kesi ya ubakaji anayosimamia

2) Au mumeo ni mwanasayansi/ mtaalam wa magonjwa ya akina mama. Chupi aliyorudi nayo( chafu/choka) itamsaidia katika uchunguzi flani flani wa maabara kuhusiana na ugonjwa wa mteja wake.

3) Au mumeo ni Ngariba; Mteja kasahau chupi kwake

4) Pengine katika ile mipango yenu ya kufanikiwa kirahisi kimaisha; mumeo katumwa na mganga wa kieneyeji apeleke chupi ya ajuza. Sasa je?

 

[AshaDii]

not necessarily..inawezekana ni mtu mwingine tu

amei plant kuanzisha zogo....labda ex wa mumeo?mawifi wakorofi...

cd ambae mumeo hakumlipa huko njiani?lol

anyone can do it for differents reasons...

but mwanamke wa kweli aache chupi kwa mume wa mtu?sidhani..

Mwanaume ambae ni true infidel hua wako makini saana in following all the rules in the infidel book - anajua kua mwanamke alokua nae is capable of anything... and you more than anyone else will point out kua kama kweli mwanaume kacheat; anahakikisha kila kitu kipo poa, yaani atajicheck kuanzia yeye mwenyewe... nguo... sanduku kuangalia kama kuna any tell-tale signs kua he has done that! Labda kama anajifunza/anaiga kucheat.

 

[The Boss]

Uamuzi utakaochukua utategemeana sana na kazi ya mumeo. Sioni sababu ya kukimbilia kufikiri kuwa mumeo ni mzinzi. Nitajieleza kidogo:

1) Inawezekana mumeo ni mwanasheria, na hiyo chupi aliyorudi nayo ni kielelezo cha kumsaidia katika kesi ya ubakaji anayosimamia

2) Au mumeo ni mwanasayansi/ mtaalam wa magonjwa ya akina mama. Chupi aliyorudi nayo( chafu/choka) itamsaidia katika uchunguzi flani flani wa maabara kuhusiana na ugonjwa wa mteja wake.

3) Au mumeo ni Ngariba; Mteja kasahau chupi kwake

4) Pengine katika ile mipango yenu ya kufanikiwa kirahisi kimaisha; mumeo katumwa na mganga wa kieneyeji apeleke chupi ya ajuza. Sasa je?

jf is never boring...lol

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mwanaume ambae ni true infidel hua wako makini saana in following all the rules in the infidel book - anajua kua mwanamke alokua nae is capable of anything... and you more than anyone else will point out kua kama kweli mwanaume kacheat; anahakikisha kila kitu kipo poa, yaani atajicheck kuanzia yeye mwenyewe... nguo... sanduku kuangalia kama kuna any tell-tale signs kua he has done that! Labda kama anajifunza/anaiga kucheat.

Na mwanamke infidel je?

 

[Leonard Robert]

chupi? Je boxer chafu?

 

[AshaDii]

Na mwanamke infidel je?

The same NN.... Ila tu mwanamke ambae ni infidel... Majority hata awe careful hukamatwa mara moja....

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

The same NN.... Ila tu mwanamke ambae ni infidel... Majority hata awe careful hukamatwa mara moja....

Huh? That's a first!

I always hear that women are more smarter/ careful than men when it comes to cheating and that's why they never get caught as much as men do.

But you are telling me it's the opposite!

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Heee! Si kuchokwa huko jamani? Safarini na lichupi lisilojulikana wapi na wapi? Pressumption ya kwanza.... he is guilt, na atakuwa na prima facie case on it, in order to satisfy to me that he is not guilt!!

 

[AshaDii]

Huh? That's a first!

I always hear that women are more smarter/ careful than men when it comes to cheating and that's why they never get caught as much as men do.

But you are telling me it's the opposite!

Believe me you…. Men are smarter when cheating, what makes the ladies not being caught is because in most cases if a lady cheats she feels guilty and rarely repeats the mistake….

My former comment was drawn from an assumption of; if a Man and Woman cheat with the same person for long a lady is more likely to be caught than the man. BUT if we do talk of one night stands that is a whole lot of another matter and both cannot be caught if smart.

(I am curious thou why you perceive it otherwise)

 

[Caroline Danzi]

Kama kweli umeikuta hio.... jua mumeo anataka usepe ila hana guts za kukuambia.....

Wala usiondoke mwache afanye visa vyake! akichoka ataacha, akiendelea kaa kimya siku ambayo hajui ndiyo wewe unakula kona!!!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Believe me you…. Men are smarter when cheating, what makes the ladies not being caught is because in most cases if a lady cheats she feels guilty and rarely repeats the mistake….

My former comment was drawn from an assumption of; if a Man and Woman cheat with the same person for long a lady is more likely to be caught than the man. BUT if we do talk of one night stands that is a whole lot of another matter and both cannot be caught if smart.

(I am curious thou why you perceive it otherwise)

Interesting perspective!

The reason I perceive it to be otherwise is because that is the conventional wisdom (at least as far as I knew).

 

[AshaDii]

Wala usiondoke mwache afanye visa vyake! akichoka ataacha, akiendelea kaa kimya siku ambayo hajui ndiyo wewe unakula kona!!!

Hilo nalo neno Caroline.... Siku nyingi nimekubahatisha kwenye thread.... I do hope ni Mzima na kua Mwenyezi Mungu anaendelea kukufanyia miujiza...

 

[AshaDii]

Interesting perspective!

The reason I perceive it to be otherwise is because that is the conventional wisdom (at least as far as I knew).

That surely tells me we live in two different polar positioned societies..... For I too drew that out of conventional Wisdom....

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

That surely tells me we live in two different polar positioned societies..... For I too drew that out of conventional Wisdom....

Even more interesting....

 

[AshaDii]

Even more interesting....

Jamani NN i believe it is time i say it is not fair so that atleast you explain exactly what is so interesting....

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Uamuzi utakaochukua utategemeana sana na kazi ya mumeo. Sioni sababu ya kukimbilia kufikiri kuwa mumeo ni mzinzi. Nitajieleza kidogo:

1) Inawezekana mumeo ni mwanasheria, na hiyo chupi aliyorudi nayo ni kielelezo cha kumsaidia katika kesi ya ubakaji anayosimamia

2) Au mumeo ni mwanasayansi/ mtaalam wa magonjwa ya akina mama. Chupi aliyorudi nayo( chafu/choka) itamsaidia katika uchunguzi flani flani wa maabara kuhusiana na ugonjwa wa mteja wake.

3) Au mumeo ni Ngariba; Mteja kasahau chupi kwake

4) Pengine katika ile mipango yenu ya kufanikiwa kirahisi kimaisha; mumeo katumwa na mganga wa kieneyeji apeleke chupi ya ajuza. Sasa je?

Na mnavojua kufarijiana!!! Yaani chupi ya mteja ndo ipangwe sawasawa na nguo zako?? Wewee.......hujaniokota akili kizembezembe hivyo!!! Otherwise, nipe documents niverify na bila signature hujaniambia kitu, alafu hakuna kusingizia kuwa umeacha ofisini! Hiyo reason ya mwisho utanieleza vizuri kama ulienda kumbaka huyo ajuza ndo upate iyo chupi na nitakusindikiza hadi kwa huyo ajuza ili umrudishe! Yaani mi uniletee sababu za hivo kabisaa.......!

 

[gmosha48]

Na mnavojua kufarijiana!!! Yaani chupi ya mteja ndo ipangwe sawasawa na nguo zako?? Wewee.......hujaniokota akili kizembezembe hivyo!!! Otherwise, nipe documents niverify na bila signature hujaniambia kitu, alafu hakuna kusingizia kuwa umeacha ofisini! Hiyo reason ya mwisho utanieleza vizuri kama ulienda kumbaka huyo ajuza ndo upate iyo chupi na nitakusindikiza hadi kwa huyo ajuza ili umrudishe! Yaani mi uniletee sababu za hivo kabisaa.......!

Nilichotaka kukuonyesha ni kwamba mleta maada aliacha mapengo mengi sana kwenye taarifa zake. Kuna maswali mengi sana ya kujiuliza kabla ya kuchukua uamuzi. Swala kubwa zaidi la kuzingatia- pamoja na niliyosema awali ni kuhusu tabia/mazoea/hulka ya huyo mume. Kama meme mwenyewe alishawahi kuhusika kwenye kazi za nje ( na akakamatwa au akajulikana); basi una kila sababu ya kikimbilia kufikiria uzinzi mara utakapokuta chup chakavu/chafu kwenye mkoba wake.