Akasema ......Nimepoteza mpenzi wangu

[Bishanga]

Baba V mwenyekiti wangu kwa heshima na taadhima
niambie tu kama kuna kifungu nilichokiharibu katika katiba yako.

Hana lolote huyo asikubabaishe.

 

[Arabela]

Sabakheri la"aziz waonaje hali yako,
Awanusuru Mwenyezi hali yangu kama yako,
Shida yangu sijiwezi,
Dawa yangu sura yako,
Na mimi sijitambui,
Naridhia ombi lako,
Wengine wachokozi nakupenda peke yako,
Na mimi sijitambui nakupenda peke yako.
Source: shakira

Mamndenyi kazi kwako Bishanga ndo huyooo

 

[Mamndenyi]

.........Sipo tayari kuukabidhi moyo wangu kwa mwingine zaidi yako,
wewe ni wa pekee maishani mwangu mwenye kujua hisia moyoni mwangu
mpenzi nipende daima pendo lako nitalienzi....

Kupitapita kwako kunanipa wazimu,
Kila mara akipita nyumbani kwangu kuelekea dukani,
Mwendo wake na sura yake kweli vinanichanganya,
Hiye hiye hiye,
Nimempenda msichana akikubali tufunge ndoa...
Sherehe kubwa sana nitaifanya nyumbani
Majibu mazuri nikipata,
Hapo nitapokubaliwa...
Source: mbaraka mwinshehe mwaruka -RIP
KOKUTONA na Kipipi jiandaeni 'okuhekura',
Nivea.......you were right.

 

[kiwatengu]

Jina sikumbuki lakini kama unapanda juu iko mkono wa kulia,ni kama km tatu toka mjini

ahaa..karibu sana mkuu

 

[Mamndenyi]

Arabela daaah
naona kama napata ganzi mwili mzima.

Mamndenyi kazi kwako Bishanga ndo huyooo

 

[The secretary]

Bishanga na Mamndenyi nawaangalia

 

[The secretary]

Bishanga na Mamndenyi nawaangalia mbona nyie wachokozi

 

[Mamndenyi]

Madame B analia na moyo wake
kuporwa mume si kazi ndogo.

Kongosho alipomdondokea zombie mbona hukuyasema haya,acha ubaguzi
Btw Baba V umenionea wapi Madame B? Nna shida naye.....

 

[Mamndenyi]

The secretary unakumbuka shuka asubuhi,
mlee mtoto kwanza.

Bishanga na Mamndenyi nawaangalia mbona nyie wachokozi

 

[Mamndenyi]

The secretary unalia nini kwani
mbona mumeo yupo tu salama.

Bishanga na Mamndenyi nawaangalia

 

[Kongosho]

He he he he, Bishanga langu

Mamndenyi anakufa na kjiba cha roho

Kongosho alipomdondokea zombie mbona hukuyasema haya,acha ubaguzi
Btw Baba V umenionea wapi Madame B? Nna shida naye.....

 

[Arabela]

Arabela daaah
naona kama napata ganzi mwili mzima.

vyanoga naona ila ongeza chumvi,ukwaju na pilipili kwa mbali mpaka asisimke

 

[Bishanga]

Mamndenyi kazi kwako Bishanga ndo huyooo

Arabela.....zubedayo mshawekana sawa?

 

[Bishanga]

.........Sipo tayari kuukabidhi moyo wangu kwa mwingine zaidi yako,
wewe ni wa pekee maishani mwangu mwenye kujua hisia moyoni mwangu
mpenzi nipende daima pendo lako nitalienzi....

Cc: Mr Rocky ......ukisema simtaki wenzio wanasema nitampata lini.....mwaka huu ni wewe na kijiba cha roho.....halo halo ...halo ya bishanga na Mamndenyi!

 

[Bishanga]

Bishanga na Mamndenyi nawaangalia mbona nyie wachokozi

Mke wangu The secretary nshakukataza kunifuata ofisini...ona sasa.

 

[Bishanga]

The secretary unalia nini kwani
mbona mumeo yupo tu salama.

Mamndenyi ukila na kipofu usimshike mkono,we nae!

 

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[Bishanga]

He he he he, Bishanga langu

Mamndenyi anakufa na kjiba cha roho

Mi na wewe mpaka ujio wa pili wa obama,hatubandukani hatuachani.

 

[Bishanga]

vyanoga naona ila ongeza chumvi,ukwaju na pilipili kwa mbali mpaka asisimke

We Arabela wewe mnapeana fomula ya limbwata sio?

 

[Bishanga]

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