Anadai nambanjua mkewe mtalajiwa

[Dunda kwetu]

Mashtaka yakafika kwa mjumbe.bila ajizi mjumbe akaniita.Mj jamaa hapa anadai unasugua kisigino kwa waifu wake mtarajiwa

aaah nikawambia kiitwe iko chanzo cha tatizo jamaa akanyanyua simu na kumuita waifu wake mtarajiwa alipokuja wee acha tuu

kavaa kipini cha nguvu,mpka mjumbe akadai hapa kesi hamna labda mkashitakiane kwengine

Nikamuliza mjumbe mbona unajivua mashtaka kulikoni?

Mjumbe akanikalikia kulikoni nini na wewe namna hii hata ''''''kashindwa kumalizia nikabaki njia panda

Wacha nitafute chumba sehemu nyengine

(Mabinti wa mtaa huu sio wa kweli!)

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

What is this?

 

[kipipili]

What is this?

sharobaro

 

[Likwanda]

He inamaana mjumbe anamjua yule demu ni kisinia eee?

 

[WiseLady]

khe! hii ni hadithi au ni kitendawili!!

 

[Sniper]

Mh! hii mbona imekaa kishakunaku zaidi?

 

[Fang]

Man up dude.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Mwambie kuwa kwasasa humbanjui ila unasubiri afunge ndoa ndio uanze rasmi kum' banjua

 

[valid statement]

dah... Aisee, nawatakia eid njema.

 

[Perry]

Hi ni methali au nahau?

 

[The Boss]

jf is never boring....

 

[Katavi]

jf never stop amazing me...

 

[Meritta]

mh haya ...

 

[Mungi]

Mashtaka yakafika kwa mjumbe.bila ajizi mjumbe akaniita.Mj jamaa hapa anadai unasugua kisigino kwa waifu wake mtarajiwa

aaah nikawambia kiitwe iko chanzo cha tatizo jamaa akanyanyua simu na kumuita waifu wake mtarajiwa alipokuja wee acha tuu

kavaa kipini cha nguvu,mpka mjumbe akadai hapa kesi hamna labda mkashitakiane kwengine

Nikamuliza mjumbe mbona unajivua mashtaka kulikoni?

Mjumbe akanikalikia kulikoni nini na wewe namna hii hata ''''''kashindwa kumalizia nikabaki njia panda

Wacha nitafute chumba sehemu nyengine

(Mabinti wa mtaa huu sio wa kweli!)

Inamaana mjumbe anafahamu historia ya huyo mke mtarajiwa zaidi ya mwenye mke mtarajiwa anavyojuaee!

 

[Chatumkali]

Kama mjumbe ameona hamna kesi basi fanya mpinduzi baridi<bila kumwaga damu>.

 

[siemens c25]

Watu wakishiba pilau bana wanatuoia chochote me sijaelewa kitu

 

[frank lujaju]

mmmmmmmmh jamaa lazima ashtuke kama kweli umnyemelea mke wake mtarajiwa tena jamaa anaonekana mtu poa sana coz wengine huwa hawana hata muda wa kwenda kwa mjumbe wanchukua tu sheria mikononi mwao matokeo yake unackia kifo,so ni bora ukaamia kwingine ili yasije yakakukuta mkubwa zaidi ya hayo,mke anauma kaka

 

[HorsePower]

Sijakupata mkuu, Unaweza kutufafanulia zaidi?

 

[Dunda kwetu]

Mjumbe anamjua lilivyo

 

[Dunda kwetu]

Utakavyoona