At Least One Top Scientist Agree with me!!! Women are the most mysterious creatures

At Least One Top Scientist Agree with me!!! Women are the most mysterious creatures

umewahi kusikia
if you are doing the same thing and getting the same result
maybe you should do the opposite?

...lol, anaku challenge kila siku uje kivingine, ila ukijidai mvumbuzi sana unabandikwa jibu bila swali (huku mdomo umebinuliwa) "....mnh, zamani haukuwa hivi!"
 

...love 99.9% but dont even try to understand them, you'll 100% fail.

Well said Mbu, hao wadudu ni noma! Ukijifanya kuwaperuz na kuwadadis...lazima uokote makopo. Kama umependa, penda. Kama huwezi tulia.
 
Kwani ni women tu? you cannot understand human beings. Sometimes hata we mwenyewe hua unafanya kitu na kujishangaa, unashindwa kujielewa. Process ya kujielewa ni maisha yote, hadi siku ya kufa, mtu akajaribu kumwelewa mwenzie? tena hajaribu kumuelewa mwanamke mmoja, anataka kuwaelewa wote kwa pamoja kama vile wanatoka manufacture?
 
Kwani ni women to? you cannot understand human beings. Sometimes hata we mwenyewe hua unafanya kitu na kujishangaa, unashindwa kujielewa. Process ya kujielewa ni maisha yote, hadi siku ya kufa, mtu akajaribu kumwelewa mwenzie? tena hajaribu kumuelewa mwanamke mmoja, anataka kuwaelewa wote kwa pamoja kama vile wanatoka manufacture?

natamani mngekuja na 'how to use guide' lol
 
natamani mngekuja na 'how to use guide' lol

...hahaha, manual sio? ....niliambiwa the best approach, jitahidi kumsikiliza bila kumkatisha
akishaanza kuongea ...muhimu niwe tayari na vibwagizo kama; ..enhee?...kweli?...alaaaa...! acha wewe? duuuhh!
hapo mtaelewana, lakini kujitia mjuzi wa ku offer suluhisho, sijui oohh mtazamo wangu...ni kuchochea mifarakano.

kwenye kesi hii, kamanda MTM, wewe ongeza smiles huku ukitingisha kichwa, au sikitika kama yeye...so long akikuangalia anakuona unajali (hata kama hujaelewa lolote)....you are on safe side!
 
that only applies if i leave in a cell (with my wife(

just spread your horizon for a minute
Even so, you still don't need to understand ALL women, you can not understand ALL women, not even if you dedicate your whole life trying to. And when you fail to understand those who surrounds you, you can not generalize and say ALL women can not be understood.So my point is still the same, try to understand your woman at home (dada, mpenzi,mama,dada wa kazi), your woman at work (co-workers) na mtaani.
 

...hahaha, manual sio? ....niliambiwa the best approach, jitahidi kumsikiliza bila kumkatisha
akishaanza kuongea ...muhimu niwe tayari na vibwagizo kama; ..enhee?...kweli?...alaaaa...! acha wewe? duuuhh!
hapo mtaelewana, lakini kujitia mjuzi wa ku offer suluhisho, sijui oohh mtazamo wangu...ni kuchochea mifarakano.

kwenye kesi hii, kamanda MTM, wewe ongeza smiles huku ukitingisha kichwa, au sikitika kama yeye...so long akikuangalia anakuona unajali (hata kama hujaelewa lolote)....you are on safe side!

no wonder women loves film actors.....lol
they can act like they are 'perfect guys'....
 

...hahaha, manual sio? ....niliambiwa the best approach, jitahidi kumsikiliza bila kumkatisha
akishaanza kuongea ...muhimu niwe tayari na vibwagizo kama; ..enhee?...kweli?...alaaaa...! acha wewe? duuuhh!
hapo mtaelewana, lakini kujitia mjuzi wa ku offer suluhisho, sijui oohh mtazamo wangu...ni kuchochea mifarakano.

kwenye kesi hii, kamanda MTM, wewe ongeza smiles huku ukitingisha kichwa, au sikitika kama yeye...so long akikuangalia anakuona unajali (hata kama hujaelewa lolote)....you are on safe side!

Muda wa maswali ukifika inakuaje?
Maana kama humsikilizi kweli ipo siku atagundua tu.
Nadhani ni muhimu zaidi mwenzako nae akaelewa kama sio muingeaji sana , that's why we have girlfriends. Kama hauna interest na story zake we unaweza ukabaki kua mti wa kujadiliana nae kuhusu matumizi ya mwezi, ada ya watoto, likizo mwende wapi na mengine kama hayo ila story zake za "bosi akasema, alafu shoga akaenda" anamaliza na marafiki zake.
 
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Little chemistry on this .... You add Some sugar in a glass full of water ... The Sugar will definitely dissolve ...the sugar can not choose to dissolve ..it will simply dissolve ... Water (Solvent) will always dissolve ..the Sugar (Solute) ...

Women are Solute .... Men are Solvent ... They dissolve each other you get sweet SOLUTION

... Still ANY difficulty of understanding Women?

... Just remember they will always dissolve ...!!
 
They are both solute mkuu. Love is the solvent. Emotion ndio solvent, actors ni solute. (maoni yangu)
Little chemistry on this .... You add Some sugar in a glass full of water ... The Sugar will definitely dissolve ...the sugar can not choose to dissolve ..it will simply dissolve ... Water (Solvent) will always dissolve ..the Sugar (Solute) ...

Women are Solute .... Men are Solvent ... They dissolve each other you get sweet SOLUTION

... Still ANY difficulty of understanding Women?

... Just remember they will always dissolve ...!!
 
Muda wa maswali ukifika inakuaje?
Maana kama humsikilizi kweli ipo siku atagundua tu.
Nadhani ni muhimu zaidi mwenzako nae akaelewa kama sio muingeaji sana , that's why we have girlfriends. Kama hauna interest na story zake we unaweza ukabaki kua mti wa kujadiliana nae kuhusu matumizi ya mwezi, ada ya watoto, likizo mwende wapi na mengine kama hayo ila story zake za "bosi akasema, alafu shoga akaenda" anamaliza na marafiki zake.

...unless bado mpo kwenye mapenzi machanga,...women rarely asks questions otherwise, anataka kukutuhumu kwa jambo fulani.

I've failed to understand women aisee...
 
...unless bado mpo kwenye mapenzi machanga,...women rarely asks questions otherwise anataka kukutuhumu kwa jambo fulani.

I've failed to understand women aisee...

Duh, kwahiyo kazi yao ni kuongea na nyie kusikiliza?
Kaaazi kweli kweli.
 
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