At Least One Top Scientist Agree with me!!! Women are the most mysterious creatures

[Kongosho]

Mbu wala usilalamike
wanamme wana makosa kila siku
afu haombi hata msamaha
afu The Wandering Hand Theory inaendelea kama kawaida.

...haya sasa?! ...tena ukiuma uma majibu, ati na taa anawasha halafu anakaa kitako kitandani
akuone vizuri usoni....!

 

[The Finest]

We desh desh akisema kamzimia JUMA kwakati wa maongezi utashtukia?

Yaani kama vile mchina wuuuuu...ahaaaaa...mbona chumba kitageuka kituo cha polisi......lol

 

[Dr Lizzy]

...kuna mrembo mmoja alikuwa anashikilia besela la kitanda kabisa huku anapiga 'push up' kwa kunogewa na 'penzi' la kwenye ndoto yake, hapo hata ukimpiga ngumi aamke akuambie alikuwa anamuota nani? zero!....anajifanya anakoroma eti!

Hahaha. . . labda alikua anamuota mpenzi/mume wake bana. Ila kama unataka raha kutana na wale wanaoongeaga usingizini. . .wanaweza wakakwambia chochote bila wao kujua.

Alafu Mbu hapo kazi ni kumsoma tu mtu wako. . . kama amekaa kiSpecial intelligence/lawyer basi unakua mwangalifu na maneno yako kukwepa unnecessary "cross examinations" na investigations, kama amekaa kiShrink basi unajitahidi kuongea, kama amekaa kiSales person unajiandaa kusikiliza mpaka utakapoambiwa "haya nimemaliza".

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Ungejua wanamakosa by default setting
hata usingewatetea.

Hehehe. . . niambie yapi hayo alafu ntawaruka sasa hivi.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Yaani kama vile mchina wuuuuu...ahaaaaa...mbona chumba kitageuka kituo cha polisi......lol

Kwasababu utakua ulikua unamsikiliza muda wote au kwasababu kagusa button ambayo ni sensitive?

 

[The Finest]

Kwasababu utakua ulikua unamsikiliza muda wote au kwasababu kagusa button ambayo ni sensitive?

Yaani Lizzy haya mambo yaache tu inaweza kuwa ndoto lakini kidume sielewi...lol...uliishaona mtu anaamshwa usingizini kuulizwa alichokuwa anaota halafu mwenyewe anabaki kupiga miayo na kushangaa nini kinaendelea

 

[Mbu]

Hahaha. . . labda alikua anamuota mpenzi/mume wake bana. Ila kama unataka raha kutana na wale wanaoongeaga usingizini. . .wanaweza wakakwambia chochote bila wao kujua.

Alafu Mbu hapo kazi ni kumsoma tu mtu wako. . . kama amekaa kiSpecial intelligence/lawyer basi unakua mwangalifu na maneno yako kukwepa unnecessary "cross examinations" na investigations, kama amekaa kiShrink basi unajitahidi kuongea, kama amekaa kiSales person unajiandaa kusikiliza mpaka utakapoambiwa "haya nimemaliza".

...lol, anaweza kukupiga swali la kiintelijensia, wakati unatafuta jibu anakubandika swali la nyongeza ki 'psycho' halafu wakati unaanza kujibu, anakukatisha ki sales person! Mtu mmoja huyo....!

kisha anakufyonza "...♫mmmnnnxxxxxxxxxiiiiiii!......♫!" utadhani yeye ni mama aliyekuzaa...

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Yaani Lizzy haya mambo yaache tu inaweza kuwa ndoto lakini kidume sielewi...lol...uliishaona mtu anaamshwa usingizini kuulizwa alichokuwa anaota halafu mwenyewe anabaki kupiga miayo na kushangaa nini kinaendelea

Hahaahahaha. . . . Hapo utakuta kisa alikua anaguna huku mkono ukibinya mkono wako kwa nguvu. Kaaaazi kweli kweli.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

...lol, anaweza kukupiga swali la kiintelijensia, wakati unatafuta jibu anakubandika swali la nyongeza ki 'psycho' halafu wakati unaanza kujibu, anakukatisha ki sales person! Mtu mmoja huyo....!

kisha anakufyonza "...♫mmmnnnxxxxxxxxxiiiiiii!......♫!" utadhani yeye ni mama aliyekuzaa...

Lolzzzz. . . .
Huyo anakua kakuamulia aisee sio bure. Yani full kukomoana.

 

[Mbu]

Lolzzzz. . . .
Huyo anakua kakuamulia aisee sio bure. Yani full kukomoana.

....na hii ndio dhumuni ya mada hii ya kamanda MTM...

can anyone share at least four key access to understanding our darling women??

 

[Dr Lizzy]

....na hii ndio dhumuni ya mada hii ya kamanda MTM...

Well hapo inabidi atueleze na matatizo yenyewe badala ya kuiliza kiujumla, anaenielewa mimi hana guarantee ya kumuelewa jirani yangu. . .

 

[The Finest]

Hahaahahaha. . . . Hapo utakuta kisa alikua anaguna huku mkono ukibinya mkono wako kwa nguvu. Kaaaazi kweli kweli.

Ila kuna wengine nafikiri ni kukomoana aisee...lol

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Ila kuna wengine nafikiri ni kukomoana aisee...lol

Ukipunguza mapenzi nyumbani desh desh anaaza visa vya aina hiyo. . . utabadilika bila kupenda.

 

[The Finest]

Ukipunguza mapenzi nyumbani desh desh anaaza visa vya aina hiyo. . . utabadilika bila kupenda.

Hayapungui labda nigeuzwe msukule...lol

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Hayapungui labda nigeuzwe msukule...lol

Na ukileta ujuaji, ukiacha kutimiza majukumu, ukipoteza muda bar, ukisusa chakula, ukikataa kumbembeleza na kumpeti peti utakoma.

 

[TIMING]

Kwani ni women tu? you cannot understand human beings. Sometimes hata we mwenyewe hua unafanya kitu na kujishangaa, unashindwa kujielewa. Process ya kujielewa ni maisha yote, hadi siku ya kufa, mtu akajaribu kumwelewa mwenzie? tena hajaribu kumuelewa mwanamke mmoja, anataka kuwaelewa wote kwa pamoja kama vile wanatoka manufacture?

Thanks MWali... i picked my subject; nikaona kumwelewa mwanamke ni more important kwangu kutokana na yaliyonizunguka

 

[TIMING]

natamani mngekuja na 'how to use guide' lol

Refe the post # 1, hiyo ni moja ya obective yangu "the ABC"

 

[TIMING]

Even so, you still don't need to understand ALL women, you can not understand ALL women, not even if you dedicate your whole life trying to. And when you fail to understand those who surrounds you, you can not generalize and say ALL women can not be understood.So my point is still the same, try to understand your woman at home (dada, mpenzi,mama,dada wa kazi), your woman at work (co-workers) na mtaani.

I never used the word ALL aisee

wewe sasa unahitaji "bakora"

 

[TIMING]

...unless bado mpo kwenye mapenzi machanga,...women rarely asks questions otherwise, anataka kukutuhumu kwa jambo fulani.

I've failed to understand women aisee...

welcome to my hood :ballchain:

 

[TIMING]

no wonder women loves film actors.....lol
they can act like they are 'perfect guys'....

My quest is justified Boss.... gracias😛oa