Ibilisi Mjalaana
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- Aug 13, 2019
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To Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II,
I hope you are in good health, my dear Queen. I am writing to offer myself as your husband. I have heard that you are a very beautiful woman and a strong leader, just like myself.
If we marry, our nations will be stronger together. I am the conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular. With me as King of Scotland and you as Queen of England, we can lead the world.
Yours faithfully,
Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE
(Life President of Uganda, King of Scotland, and Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea)
I hope you are in good health, my dear Queen. I am writing to offer myself as your husband. I have heard that you are a very beautiful woman and a strong leader, just like myself.
If we marry, our nations will be stronger together. I am the conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular. With me as King of Scotland and you as Queen of England, we can lead the world.
Yours faithfully,
Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE
(Life President of Uganda, King of Scotland, and Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea)