Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Reborn Ktb]

Kumbe you noticed that one too? Yani hiyo picha yote lami ni moja. Barabara zilizobaki zote ni vumbi. Halafu utasikia wakipiga kelele hapa eti sijui vumbi sijui tope. Nyani haoni kundule. And mind you, Mbezi is one of the richest neighborhoods in Dar 😆😆😆

Mimi nilijua kuna shida kubwa sana ya lami tanzania wakati walipoanza kusema kujenga interchanges ni wastage of resources.

 

[ichoboy01]

Hii nchi hapa kwakweli 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

View: https://twitter.com/ntvkenya/status/1720441134344818752?t=CGGsX1lyuQj58LLvoZF6IQ&s=19

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

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Ur late to the party … we moved on from this… hint:… she had just planted a Royal memorial tree at the grounds of the state house…. Notice the word grounds … and on a soaked day … unless they plant trees on concrete in Tanganyika….😂😂😂🤣

 

[Nicxie]

🤣🤣🤣 Heb ngoja mimi nikutolee uvivu leo, haka kamradi ni kadogo mno wala kisikutie kichwa, anyways pitia hii mbezi beach sea breeze apartments 👇View attachment 2802768View attachment 2802769View attachment 2802770.. sasa unadhani kwa kamradi hako kanaweza ku rival DAR.? 🤣🤣. Watu walikua wananyamaza tu..

Lami mnapima na kijiko, tena ile ya teaspoon🤣🤣🤣

 

[Kimbg]

You'll be greated by murram roads 🤣

Hahaha, it didn't take me long, did it!?
And now ladies and gentlemen 🤣🤣🤣
The Famous Rich Kid Masaki is here!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kujamaa husema Nairobi kuna tope kumbe hakuna akili😡😡😡😡

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Leta sehemu kama hiyo Mwanza tucheke kidogo

Mwanza hakuna sehemu chafu kama hio ndio maana mwanza huwezi pata ushuzi kama huo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Znz🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Leta sehemu kama hiyo Mwanza tucheke kidogo

Ushamfukuza

 

[The best 007]

Bamburi mtambo, Sama boy 255 dar ni mtoto kwa hii game View attachment 2802784View attachment 2802786View attachment 2802787View attachment 2802788View attachment 2802792View attachment 2802789View attachment 2802790

Aisee mbona nyumba kuu kuu hivyo? Zina miaka mingapi hizo nyumba?

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Hahaha, it didn't take me long, did it!?
And now ladies and gentlemen 🤣🤣🤣
The Famous Rich Kid Masaki is here!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kujamaa husema Nairobi kuna tope kumbe hakuna akili😡😡😡😡
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Vumbistan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Leo tumeshika mende!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yaani niulize, kweli serikali ya Dar ama wasimamizi wa manispaa Dar wanafanya nini!? Kama Mbezi hakuna lami!? Unbelievable, kama Mbezi hakuna lami, ni wapi itakuwa sasa!?
Nonsense! DAR ES SALAAM IS AN OLD FISHING VILLAGE. Yaani ona, ni kama Garissa
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Yani hii ndio equivalent ya Karen,Muthaiga, Runda and the likes huku Nairobi. And Tanzanians are busy comparing Dar to Nairobi! Joke of the century!

 

[The best 007]

Bamburi mtambo, Sama boy 255 dar ni mtoto kwa hii game View attachment 2802784View attachment 2802786View attachment 2802787View attachment 2802788View attachment 2802792View attachment 2802789View attachment 2802790

Hii Mombasa inafaa ipigwe bomb 💣 muanze upya aisee.

 

[ichoboy01]

Ushamfukuza

🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇👇naona umenisahau

Mwanza hakuna sehemu chafu kama hio ndio maana mwanza huwezi pata ushuzi kama huo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Hii Mombasa inafaa ipigwe bomb 💣 muanze upya aisee.

Ndio maana nimemwambia hapo yani mtu anapost uchafu na hata hashtuki🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Wao wenyewe wanajijua 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

View: https://twitter.com/Mandela_O1/status/1717589214009708846?t=1HUXE-FJjO1Kynb2aX3F7A&s=19

View: https://twitter.com/Mandela_O1/status/1717595633316454422?t=zM4_UJnMvcmtGAcmZG-Kmw&s=19

View: https://twitter.com/dauhreen/status/1720101451538542794?t=OGptzxK5pQaPQSV3cSJWPQ&s=19

 

[Nicxie]

Mimi nilijua kuna shida kubwa sana ya lami tanzania wakati walipoanza kusema kujenga interchanges ni wastage of resources.

Wanazitamani sana! Imagine eti mtanzania akitaka kuona interchange lazima aende hadi Dar. Hata wale wanaoishi kwenye miji mikubwa kama Mwanza na Arusha hawajui interchange ni nini!😂😂😂

 

[Mashashola]

Hahaha, it didn't take me long, did it!?
And now ladies and gentlemen 🤣🤣🤣
The Famous Rich Kid Masaki is here!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kujamaa husema Nairobi kuna tope kumbe hakuna akili😡😡😡😡
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Compare with Kitisuru which has 100% tarmac connection and it aint even in the top 3 of the richest neighborhoods in Kenya

 

[Reborn Ktb]

It was at this moment that Sama boy 255 embarrassed his village😃

 

[ichoboy01]

Kupita zangu tiktok nikaona wakenya wanaomboleza kuna msanii wao mkubwa kafariki kwa jina anaitwa Ally b yani toka nimezaliwa mpaka leo hii hilo jina la huyo msanii ndio nimemjua leo kua alikua msanii

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

 

[Nicxie]

Compare with Kitisuru which has 100% tarmac connection and it aint even in the top 3 of the richest neighborhoods in Kenya

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Nilikuambia hawa we are just here to entertain them and most importantly, to encourage them. Even Lavington is not in the top five richest neighborhoods in Nairobi but look at the roads. Lami everywhere