Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

nimetolea mfano kuwa ata tukijilingansha nao bado kuna mitaa ilio tengwa mfano kama io kibira na mtaa mingine kuna mijengo mingi sasa shida unaita mtu zuzu wakati umekaa zako huko zimbili unakula miwa.

Hebu sahihisha hapo nilipokoleza wino wewe kilaza😁

 

[ichoboy01]

Provide evidence…and what kind of businesses will occupy there?…

East Africa Commercial and Logistics Center-East Africa Commercial and Logistics Center-威海华坦供应链管理有限公司

huatansupplychain.com

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mr . Alaska 007 … if you was a Pinocchio.. your nose would be now stretching from Tandale to the snowy mountains of Dodoma ….🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bro, umepeana nicknames mbili kwa wakati mmoja. Pinochio na Alaska 007. 😂 😂

 

[nairobae]

hii ndio itakua china ya africa nzima 🙌🏻

Tuwache China Square Kenya tukuje bongoslum. Wewe ni mwenda wazimu. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

alaf station zote ziko misituni 😂😂😂😂

ila mchina alijua kuwanyoosha mbwa nyinyi

Yemeni boy …strategic infrastructure is not your cup of tea….Let me enlighten you … if you want to open up areas outside of urban centers and set economic development rolling, you build infrastructure there …these you are calling misitumi stations will be the catalyst than will empower new developments… especially the Mombasa one was a genius move … watch and learn….

 

[NairobiWalker]

Dar is a slum ushago vibes. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Nairobi Metro

Usisahau kuwaambia hilo eneo umeweka lipo nje ya zile 678 sq. km wanazoshinda wakisema. 😂 😂

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Santiago de kasarani

 

[Gwizzy]

Tumewakamua

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[NairobiWalker]

View: https://x.com/tanfootball/status/1876670567077523887?s=46

Naskia leo Footballing nation wamefirwa na Non footballing nation tena kwao. 😂 😂

 

[nairobae]

Usisahau kuwakumbua hilo eneo umeweka lipo nje ya zile 678 sq. km wanazoshinda wakisema. 😂 😂

Nairobi Metro hawawezani nayo. Dar is a slum is just an urban sprawl of uswazi na mashamba ya Mihogo.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Another episode of ushago vibes. 🤣🤣🤣


View: https://x.com/eastafricatv/status/1876657394648072472

Hali hii ingekuwa Nairobi instanbul hangechoka kutuambia kuhusu lack of horizonto infurasturakcha. 😂😂

 

[nairobae]

Naskia leo Footballing nation wamefirwa na Non footballing nation tena kwao. 😂 😂
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Ako busy kutupostia hapa games za watoto. Na national team yao inanyonya kama kawaida. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Football Nation nyef nyef.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DEiFDeXIEsV/?igsh=MWx6YTY4cTFwMTM0cg==

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Naskia leo Footballing nation wamefirwa na Non footballing nation tena kwao. 😂 😂
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Timu yetu imegawanywa vipande 2,wale tunaowategemea wako Zanzibar

 

[President of China]

Naskia leo Footballing nation wamefirwa na Non footballing nation tena kwao. 😂 😂
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Keyword: 👇 👇 👇 🤣 🤣 🤣 Friendly Match. CAF, FIFA hawaujui

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Upuuzi mtupu😁

Mgonjwa anatapika …do you know history ?… do you really want me to post picha ya game ya Yanga vs Simba in the 80s huko Uwanja wa Taifa ….thanks to the internet… we will expose you … I will spare you the embarrassment for now …. And back then , Kenya 🇰🇪 had Kasarani and Nyayo Stadium… you had nothing to brag about stadiums …Chinese saved your face in 2007.

 

[Teargass]

Which Sport is Tanzania good at? Ama tungoje uchawi?




View: https://x.com/TeyaKevin/status/1876692213289115653

 

[NairobiWalker]

So why are you tagging me ?… am I supposed to be amused ?… or is he the first Tanzanian to speak English fluently ?.. i don’t get where your headed with this …

Huwa wananifurahisha, mara eti Wakenya wanaringa na lugha ya Mkoloni alafu Mtanzania mmoja akiongea kiingereza vizuri hatupumui. 😂

 

[President of China]

Teargas Teargass nairobae mwaiofhawaii NairobiWalker

HII HAPA MICHEZO INAYOFAHAMIKA CAF NA FIFA 👇 👇 👇

 

[Teargass]

Naskia leo Footballing nation wamefirwa na Non footballing nation tena kwao. 😂 😂
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Umesema tunawalamba kisogo kwao bila aibu?😂😂😂🤣