Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Wewe oga mchafu hii. Tifauti yako na nguruwe na kwamba huna mkia, lakini kwa harufu ,mnafanana sababu huoendi kuoga.

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Wewe kichwiri nani sasa kakutalia kama hajaoga,ukioga ww msafi wa mathare mental institute ndio unataka ulazimishe kila mtu aoge,na vikono vyako vya ombomba,2024 bado unatumia headphone za miwaya mshamba😂,kunya washamba sana

 

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Kijana hata mimi naweza kwenda CHATGPT nikapata hizo mambo upande wa Tanzania.

Eti Masai Mara DoorMat ya Serengeti ni Better than Serengeti itself World Largest Animal Sanctuary? Kama si usenge nini?

Reality on the ground hizo ni siasa. Kama hayo yote mnayo HOW THE F*CK CHAPATI INAKUA ANASA HADI PRESIDENT OF THE MOST DEVELOPED COUNTRY IN EAST AFRICA ANAAHIDI WANANCHI MTAMBO WA CHAPATI? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hapo Infrastructure hebu kua na aibu Airport milango inategeshwa na Jiwe, Inavuja, blackout, Nchi nzima mnategemea JKIA ikizingua zinaenda KIA which just one of International airport in TZ.

Transportation iliyo jaa chai maharage outdated buses?

Kenya is developed online bro.
Kenya ukifika kwa ground unakuwa disappointed

Eti Technology and innovation 😂🤣
Niliuliza hapa, if Nairobi is a tech advanced city, why no city card or city mobile application to access Public services? City zote advanced duniani zinatumika city card or mobile application or national ID iliyounganishwa na benki kuaccess public service
Njoo Nairobi Sasa,

Dar and Tanzania is more advanced than Nairobi and Kenya kwenye technology na innovation shida yetu tuko kimya na hatumarket our achievements

 

[The best 007]

Ngoja twende ground 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Wewe kichwiri nani sasa kakutalia kama hajaoga,ukioga ww msafi wa mathare mental institute ndio unataka ulazimishe kila mtu aoge,na vikono vyako vya ombomba,2024 bado unatumia headphone za miwaya mshamba😂,kunya washamba sanaView attachment 3281398View attachment 3281399

Hivyo vipaja sasa kama vya njiwa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

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Kama kaanikwa vile,meno machafu,mweusi kama mkaa,hapo ndio kaoga 😂

Vipaja vyembamba kama vya njiwa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/XpuPkqY0Qf8?si=sdp0l8U-smGKmO1L

 

[The best 007]

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Kama kaanikwa vile,meno machafu,mweusi kama mkaa,hapo ndio kaoga 😂

Vipaja vyembamba kama vya njiwa🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[buffalo44]

Bro, wacheni unafiki. Kila siku mko humu mkiringa na hiyo HAL ya Arusha ambayo inafanya hiyo hiyo assembly. FAW walipofungua assembly plant hapo Darislum hatukupumzika humu alafu ikija kwetu mnajifanya eti assembly sii lolote. Hizo hizo marcopolo mkianza kuziassemble hapo Vumbistan humu itakuwa 'kama Brazil Mwananguu' Kila siku.

We nawe una upuuzi or something.

Umeona tunajimilikisha hizo kama nyie mnavyojimililisha SCANIA na POLO hata itokee Brazil mnadai yenu, hata itokee CHINA mnadai yenu.

Tuoneshe ni wapi kila tukiona HOWO or FAW Kenya tunajipa umhimu ni Made in TANZANIA

Unaweza linganisha kufunga nati na HAL kweli ambaye anafumua na kuconvert kuwa tour Van tena za kiwango kikubwa.

As usually comparing the incomparable.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/XpuPkqY0Qf8?si=sdp0l8U-smGKmO1L

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/WLr3AS_qvME?si=_ruQuq7F2H7tV-f2

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Vipaja vyembamba kama vya njiwa🤣🤣🤣🤣

Halafu mwenyewe ndio ujiona mkamilifu,kunyan ni wa kuwaonea huruma 😂😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/GhMekhojo/status/1903875579155468646

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/exploringmann/status/1903839210433310887

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/symkhad/status/1903757678947487967

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/qCOsfkUKMfI?si=EZZ5hQFSfmBcVQh4

 

[IamLee]

Hii nchi imefilisika lakini inatumia hata hizi mashilingi shilingi kuwaempower wazungu wawalishe wakundustan vumbi

View: https://x.com/Kenyans/status/1902640031174406169?t=B6oVn8IrrlcnVf2cw-O1LQ&s=19

Wanaotafuna pennies za mafala
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Flower girls wa wazungu, hawa watu mbona wapo idle and shallow hivi?
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View: https://x.com/SinaTaabuMimi/status/1903827221657129383?t=vDHGRhDuIdSEjPWydVAgiw&s=19

Yaani kwa akili yako, hizo hela zinagawiwa madereva wa wrc 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/millardayo/status/1903444948302938566

 

[Geza Ulole]

We nawe una upuuzi or something.

Umeona tunajimilikisha hizo kama nyie mnavyojimililisha SCANIA na POLO hata itokee Brazil mnadai yenu, hata itokee CHINA mnadai yenu.

Tuoneshe ni wapi kila tukiona HOWO or FAW Kenya tunajipa umhimu ni Made in TANZANIA

Unaweza linganisha kufunga nati na HAL kweli ambaye anafumua na kuconvert kuwa tour Van tena za kiwango kikubwa.

As usually comparing the incomparable.

Na HAL na RAS Africa wana licence ya Toyota ya kumuamini na kumdhibitisha na anachofanya kwenye ku-modify Landcruisers!

 

[Sama boy 255]

Just asking 4 a friend for scientific studies..😄..Why do baboons tilt their necks while drinking Pepsi?..😄
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Cheki 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ushamba upo ndani ya damu

 

[President of China]

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