Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

Watu washamba wanapenda kuonyesha hadharani kuwa nao wapo😁

Tofauti yake na wewe ni kwamba wewe huna pesa, maanake ni wewe uliyeanza kujionyesha humu, yeye anakupa tu majibu.

 

[NairobiWalker]

So you ran to Google to prove nothing ….
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He told me he’s coming to America. I might offer him the gig just for the laughs ..🤣🤣

He came to your inbox just to tell you that?🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

kila sehem tunampumulia kishundu 😂😂
kweli tanzania imepiga hatua kubwa sana
asante sana hayati magu kwa kutufumbua macho na kutufany kua strong

View: https://x.com/africafactszone/status/1912233879743643814?s=46

 

[ichoboy01]

Wacha povu! ! leo tunapokea basi la maana!

haya nasuburi kuliona hilo bus 😂😂😂😂
muhindi anawaongoza miaka 9 na haijulikani mpaka leo billion 20 za simba ziko wapi

 

[nairobae]

Bongolalas are in pain na ndio tumeanza. 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/godfrey__bongo/status/1912178007269081468

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/njorejosphat/status/1912181874245407088?s=46

View: https://x.com/rukahukamuiru/status/1912144644936212580?s=46

View: https://x.com/kolonelikris/status/1912154377772474541?s=46

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View: https://x.com/owirapolycap/status/1912153914721329566?s=46

 

[nairobae]

Taarifa wamaeanza kuipata. 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/MagoigaS/status/1912057053310222517

 

[The best 007]

This the last response to you about primitive things since you wanna act like a monkey 🐵. I know you know nothing about Kenya . Mwai ( my name) is of Kikuyu background and we practice circumcision . But it doesn’t make Kikuyus better than those who don’t coz real man’s life is not measured by one’s foreskin. Only people living in Stone Age see it that way. Now you know.

And why you people insult jaluos and Kalenjinis who originally are not practicing circumcision?

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1912354711774101730?s=46

 

[nairobae]

Yes, wameanza kukubali.



View: https://x.com/HkShabani/status/1912025239963181361

 

[The best 007]

Umehamisha Mumbai hadi Nairobi?🤣🤣View attachment 3305655

Kibera ni li slum likubwa kuliko Dharavi.

 

[The best 007]

Mshamba sana huyo, basement parking imemshtua.

Dar es salaam ina underground parking kubwa kuliko zote EA na tulisha discuss hii kitambo, so huna cha kuniambia we govinda.

 

[nairobae]

Dar es salaam ina underground parking kubwa kuliko zote EA na tulisha discuss hii kitambo, so huna cha kuniambia we govinda.

Ulidiscuss na nani? Pengine kama ulidiscuss na watchmen wenzako.

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/voiceseek/status/1912192408315457952?s=46

 

[The best 007]

Kumbe wewe ni mshamba wa kutupwa😁

Alafu sasa probably pesa sio zake, badala aoneshe account ikiwa na jina lake yeye anaonesha pesa alizotumwa na boss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Ulidiscuss na nani? Pengine kama ulidiscuss na watchmen wenzako.

Kaumia 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Meanwhile , 5 minutes ago…ready for the bank ..( you want the deposit slip to see the total?)
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Mjibu govinda mwenzio huku kaona pesa za kupiga picha kaona wivu zen kaamua akupige 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ofcz amekudaka cz ni ngumu developed country ubebe mahela eti unapeleka bank, maneno 10 ya govinda chukua moja na ulichunguze vzr, haya mjibu govinda mwenzio huku 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[nairobae]

I though Teargass was joking, kumbe ilikua ukweli. 🤣 🤣 🤣 watu wako nyuma kama matako ya mbuzi.


View: https://x.com/ayubu_madenge/status/1911039672660242796

 

[The best 007]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9rVbpquO-y/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Assembled in Tanzania?

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Tofauti yake na wewe ni kwamba wewe huna pesa...

Upuuzi mtupu😁