Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[muhogo_kiks]

There's a difference between Kenyans and tanzanians. During campaigns, ALL politicians in the whole world tell lies. In Kenya, we don't believe the lies, we ridicule them online and make fun of them. In Bongolala, you believe everything your politicians tell you. That's why we call you Wadanganyika.

You are lied to everyday here....you think we are fools and don't know? Ruto lied to you with Chapos for Gods sake!! People voted Ruto coz he gave them Chapatis!! Ruto been lying and lying and he is still lying....and you are here worried about us. You president has been launching roads that have been launched already 🤣🤣 just to mention the least!!

These days the world is too small. Sio zama za radio za mbao hapa!!

 

[Nicxie]

New york city babyView attachment 3315589

Take it back where you got it from 😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

Sisi tunajenga miji, jirani anatumia kitonga cha takwimu za waume zao, ukija ground viti hakuna.. villages wanaziita cities 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kwamba villages wanaziita cities?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kwamba villages wanaziita cities?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 View attachment 3315702

Unajitoa ufahamu.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ukiachana na hii barabara ya lami mbovu hapa katikati, kuna barabara gani nyingine ya lami.? 🤣🤣🤣👇🏾hii ni kijiji ya wapi manzee.?

 

[Nicxie]

Unajitoa ufahamu.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sio maneno yangu, ni ya mtanganyika mwenzako. Nyingine hii hapa 😂😂😂😂

 

[nairobae]

Ukiachana na hii barabara ya lami mbovu hapa katikati, kuna barabara gani nyingine ya lami.? 🤣🤣🤣👇🏾hii ni kijiji ya wapi manzee.? View attachment 3315706

Hii unajifanya hujaona. Show us any construction of this kind in Mwanza or Arusha tukucheke.

 

[Don YF]

Hivi hili jipumbavu Don YF Linaita hii village ati ni city. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👇🏾View attachment 3315696sasa kama hii ni city, Iringa nayo tuiiite nani.? 🤣🤣🤣

Iringa na Mwanza na Dodoma n.k, ni city Tanzania, ., yaani mko hovyo, fyata tu ulale pole pole., aibu tupu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.,

 

[Don YF]

Ukiachana na hii barabara ya lami mbovu hapa katikati, kuna barabara gani nyingine ya lami.? 🤣🤣🤣👇🏾hii ni kijiji ya wapi manzee.? View attachment 3315706

Utakufa humu, linaumia kweli, haya ni maumivu 🤣🤣🤣🤣, unatafuta pakutokea eti?.., 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, pumzika., inadhihirika wazi wazi Tanzania ni LDC, jiji ni moja Dar is slum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Don YF]

Kwamba villages wanaziita cities?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 View attachment 3315702

Hii ukweli hawapendi, sio tu watanzania, just check foreigners who are not Kenyans or Tanzanians maoni yao kuhusu Kenya na Tz.., Tz iko down sana averagely.., BRT na ghorofa tatu zinafumba vilaza macho wanadhani wako league moja na Kenya.., 🤣🤣🤣.,

 

[Nicxie]

Utakufa humu, linaumia kweli, haya ni maumivu 🤣🤣🤣🤣, unatafuta pakutokea eti?.., 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, pumzika., inadhihirika wazi wazi Tanzania ni LDC, jiji ni moja Dar is slum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Eldy affordable housing project. You can't get anything like that in Tz outside Dar. Na hata huko Dar ni za kehesabika tu!

 

[Nicxie]

Iringa na Mwanza na Dodoma n.k, ni city Tanzania, ., yaani mko hovyo, fyata tu ulale pole pole., aibu tupu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.,

Kuna nyingine inaitwa Mbeya city! Joke of the century. Remember these are CBD images

 

[chongchung]

This is what umekuwa ukiquote and there is no any service export hapo. Our 2023 10 month export of goods ndio ni $8B. Ukiongeza services hapo inakuwa almost $20B.

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Nini maana ya total export we govi? Hujawahi kumiliki akili

 

[Don YF]

I only see 1 building from this photo. 🤣🤣🤣👇🏾View attachment 3315695tafadhali usipost tena huu uchafu humu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eldoret sio mwenzenu nyambaff , pia mimi naona tu miti za mihogo hakuna buildings Eldoret 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.,

 

[Don YF]

Kuna nyingine inaitwa Mbeya city! Joke of the century. Remember these are CBD imagesView attachment 3315734View attachment 3315735View attachment 3315736View attachment 3315737View attachment 3315738View attachment 3315739View attachment 3315740View attachment 3315741

Tanzania ni nchi hovyo, the reason I stopped taking these bongolalas serious, wako na mdomo but facts zinawaumbua., and numbers.,

 

[Don YF]

Kuna nyingine inaitwa Mbeya city! Joke of the century. Remember these are CBD imagesView attachment 3315734View attachment 3315735View attachment 3315736View attachment 3315737View attachment 3315738View attachment 3315739View attachment 3315740View attachment 3315741

Hawa wakiona ghorofa sokoni, ndio basi, shopping center ama soko inatajwa eti ni city🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.,

 

[chongchung]

Metropolitan Area is a continuous urban area. Wacha ushamba oyaaa.

Na hakuna metropolis duniani ina huu usenge


View: https://x.com/yNews_digital/status/1913989472418484251?t=oz02000zzDZoIyHMMvwHQA&s=19

 

[chongchung]

another 500b ksh 😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/mlawrenci/status/1915634457270235624?s=46

Hii ya UAE kwani iliisha wapi? 😂😂😂
Niliwaambiaga Kunyaland inadharauliwa kama takataka wakisaini makaratasi huwa wanayarushia kwenye dustbin the moment kasongo catch a plane back home 😂

View: https://x.com/Motiryot_/status/1879221829828514270?t=2HInsm9wDhd0ulziUqSfog&s=19

 

[Don YF]

Sama boy 255 na watanzania humu wako hivi👇👇 tangu huu Uzi uanzishwe, wamebanwa siku zote, hawana pakutokea, ni domo domo na vijisababu uchwara kujiliwaza tu, pumzi ziliwaishia kitambo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.,

 

[chongchung]

Mombasa port ukiona magari mzee za miaka ishirini jua hizo ni za transit to bongoslum or neighboring countries.

Brand new zero mileage cars at Mombasa Port.

Ondoa upumbavu hapa, takataka gani hii? Mkifika huku itakuaje?