Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Leta middle class ya Kenya Ina reside wap

Inakuwasha 🤣🤣 ndio maana nimesema middle class ya Nairobi huijui. Wewe shugulika na slums.

 

[Teargass]

muhtasari
AI Overview

Tanzania's GDP is projected to reach approximately $94.55 billion in 2026. This projection is based on the continued positive economic outlook and expected growth of the country's economy.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:

• 2025 Projection: The GDP is expected to reach $89.11 billion USD.
• 2026 Projection: The GDP is projected to increase to $94.55 billion USD.
• Positive Outlook: The projections for 2024, 2025, and 2026, with GDP growth to $84.07 billion, $89.11 billion, and $94.55 billion respectively, indicate a positive economic outlook.

So AI ndio siku hizi inatoa data za uchumi? Your 2025 GDP is $85B according to IMF. Hizo za IA rudisha kule Loliondo kwenye hakuna barabara ya lami.

 

[Teargass]

Their main economic activity ni omba omba. 🤣🤣🤣

Wanaomba home and away😂😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

Soma data source usiwe pumbavu Kwa kujitakia.
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This is from Official UN organization 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇👇🤣🤣🤣 Ya kwako ni from Mama Ngina Inc

 

[concordile 101]

Soma data source usiwe pumbavu Kwa kujitakia.

Inakuwasha 🤣🤣 ndio maana nimesema middle class ya Nairobi huijui. Wewe shugulika na slums.

Na huwez taja kwa sababu inaishi kwa slums

 

[Mpwimbe]

Nairobi middle class munaiogopa, mumebaki kupost slums vitu munaelewa vizuri ju 70% of Dar is slums.

Post hiyo middle class tuone.

Kwanza middleclass ni wapi, Kileleshwa??

 

[coodip1]

Kwa hivo wewe umehesabu Wakenya ukaona sio milioni 47? Yani una magic Gani hiyo unaweza ukiangalia nchi ukajua population yake? I'm curious, do you do it from a space ship or is it door to door? Chamoto kama huyu ndio ana nafuu kiakili hapo bongo Sasa hao wengine madwanzi wako vipi? 🤣🤣

Enyewe Ile report ya nchi yenu kuwa vichaa ni ya ukweli. Huwa mnanikumbusha hii quote from one of our comedians here in Kenya.


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kwa jinsi mnavyopigana miti hamuwezi kuwa 47m tuu nyie mko wengi sana imagine a small area like Kibera fits 2.5m people that says a lot about your population.

 

[concordile 101]

Soma data source usiwe pumbavu Kwa kujitakia.
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Haya sawa leta orodha ya registered slums in Tanzania versus tanzania

 

[concordile 101]

Post hiyo middle class tuone.

Kwanza middleclass ni wapi, Kileleshwa??

Anaogopa kupost

 

[Teargass]

Nyumba za wauza mboga wa mtaan leta nyumba za walimu wa kikenya

Mr. Gweno(one in red shirt) home in Ugenya, Siaya County. This is a teacher, what else do you have go say?

 

[President of China]

Mr. Gweno home in Ugenya, Siaya County.

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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👆👆👆 Sitaki kutia neno.

 

[concordile 101]

Post hiyo middle class tuone.

Kwanza middleclass ni wapi, Kileleshwa??

Yaan Nairobi ingekuwa size ya dar kungekuwa na slums zaid ya 100

 

[Teargass]

Estates zenu za middle class si zinakaa hivi. 🤣 🤣 Hizi hata sio estates, hizi ni vijii by the way.

Leo umewaamulia?😂😂🤣

 

[Mpwimbe]

Mr. Gweno(one in red shirt) home in Ugenya, Siaya County. This is a teacher, what else do you have go say?

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Just one lucky single person

 

[Teargass]

Kuna wakati walikua wanacheka Kenya kumbe ilikua wacopy. 🤣 🤣 🤣



View: https://x.com/millardayo/status/1910362485854515686

😂😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

Shots kama hizi, zinamfanya Teargass na nairobae wakonde

 

[game over]

ile kilimani hua munaoneshwa kwa juu na sio kwa ground 😂😂😂😂😂

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Ukiwasikia mitandaoni wanakwambia wana magari less then 10 years only,ila barabarani unaona paso ma vitz za mwaka 2002 tupu

 

[coodip1]

Census yao ya mwisho walisema wapo 60.

sasa wewe unafikiri utapandishaje JIDIPII bila kucheza na idadi ya watu na exchange rates

 

[concordile 101]

Ukiwasikia mitandaoni wanakwambia wana magari less then 10 years only,ila barabarani unaona paso ma vitz za mwaka 2002 tupu

Mbona passo zimekaa kwa wingi sana hapa

 

[concordile 101]

Just one lucky single person

Tana baada ya kustaafu na alikuwa principal na hela wanapatiaga huku

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Walete mwalimu wa kawaida asiye na cheo