Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

Taja jina la supermarket mbona unakwepa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Unajua Woodland Supermarket? Iko Shanty town Moshi? Unaijua?

 

[concordile 101]

Ile barabara moja in Kilimani ndio hua unatumia kama excuse. Kileleshwa huijui, umeiskia tu huku jamii forums.


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Ebu angalia uchafu wa barabara zenu linganisha na hiyo unayocheka Tena ya uswahilini

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Hiyo ndo the best road sio?🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Ebu angalia uchafu wa barabara zenu linganisha na hiyo unayocheka Tena ya uswahilini

View: https://youtu.be/maWFwZV4jOw?si=k1hJfiOADkTc-zy5
Hiyo ndo the best road sio?🤣🤣🤣🤣

Naona Kileleshwa imekushinda, umeanza kutapatapa. Nimekuambia hio Kileleshwa huijui, punguza kuropokwa.

 

[President of China]

Hivo ndio mnavyoaminishwa. Kiukweli ni kwamba umaskini Tanzania upo, tena kwa wingi sana. Mimi Tangu nizaliwe sijaona yeyote akipewa chakula cha msaada. Chakula cha msaada hupewa maeneo ambayo yalikumbwa na instability kwa muda mrefu huko Northern Kenya na kuna wakaazi wachache sana hayo maeneo ila kwa sasa hiyo region imeanza kupata stability ndio maana siku hizi ni nadra upate wakiletewa misaada. Soon mambo ya misaada yatakuwa history.

Na usitudanganye, hapo kwenu watu wanapewa msaada wa chakula. Usidhani sisi wajinga.View attachment 3325120

Sadaka ya Futari 🤣 🤣 🤣 👆 👆 👆

 

[Teargass]

Basigo Export to Rwanda.

 

[nairobae]

Ebu tuletee barabara za kileleshwa au Eastleigh wanaishi Kuna kitu nataka nikuambie

Ulikua uanaongelea Kileleshwa gani? Au ulikua unaropokwa. 🤣 🤣

 

[concordile 101]

Naona Kileleshwa imekushinda, umeanza kutapatapa. Nimekuambia hio Kileleshwa huijui, punguza kuropokwa.

Hahaa mbona unakimbia kwahiyo hapo sio kwenu mji wa kisomali🤣🤣🤣. Hapo sijaanza kupachimba

 

[nairobae]

Hahaa mbona unakimbia kwahiyo hapo sio kwenu mji wa kisomali🤣🤣🤣. Hapo sijaanza kupachimba

Hujui Kileleshwa lakini unaropokwa ju ya vitu umeona online. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[concordile 101]

Ile barabara moja in Kilimani ndio hua unatumia kama excuse. Kileleshwa huijui, umeiskia tu huku jamii forums.


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Sasa kama kileleshwa barabara Yale imechakaa hivi na ndo sehem ya matajiri utalinganisha na hiyo barabara ya Tanzania iliyopo uswahilin

 

[President of China]

Siku nyingine mkiwa mnakuja dar ombenj usaidizi huu mjii mtaibiwa sana, hapa hakuna ujambazi ila unaibiwa huku unabembelezwa mpaka uje kugundua ushapigwa karibia mwaka mzima. Hapa unakwenda kununua sendozi kwa mtu asiye hata mtaji ila ana duka na anauwezo kukuuzia contena Zina la sendozi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Waambie Bongo maana yake

 

[concordile 101]

Hujui Kileleshwa lakini unaropokwa ju ya vitu umeona online. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Leta barabara usituletee majengo tukienda kwenye majengo utakimbia tu, Leo tuko kwa barabara za Eastleigh, kileleshwa , ruiru versus za kimara , mbagala hatuweki za mikocheni wala mbweni maana huko hampawezi

 

[nairobae]

Sasa kama kileleshwa barabara Yale imechakaa hivi na ndo sehem ya matajiri utalinganisha na hiyo barabara ya Tanzania iliyopo uswahilin

Kumbe ukona Kileleshwa yako na hatujui. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[concordile 101]

Waambie Bongo maana yake

Bongo
Tanzania is sometimes referred to as "Bongo" due to the Swahili word "bongo," which translates to "brain" or "intelligence". This term, and its derived term "Bongoland," has been associated with Dar es Salaam, Tanzania's largest city, as a place where people are resourceful and clever. The term "Bongo Flava" also incorporates the word "bongo," referring to the popular Tanzanian music genre, which translates to "flavour of the brains".

Here's a more detailed explanation:

• "Bongo" as a nickname:
  The Swahili word "bongo" is the augmentative form of "ubongo," meaning "brain" or "brains". It was originally used to refer to Dar es Salaam, the capital of Tanzania. The name suggests the city is a place where people are resourceful and clever, often needing to use their intelligence to survive.
  
  
• "Bongoland":
  This term emerged as a way to describe the country of Tanzania as a whole, often used with a sense of pride and recognition of the challenges of living in the country.

Mtaibiwa sana muulizeni kenyataa kwanini alikataa watanzania wasiwe wanajielezea wanapokamatwa kwa makosa kenya

 

[nairobae]

Leta barabara usituletee majengo tukienda kwenye majengo utakimbia tu, Leo tuko kwa barabara za Eastleigh, kileleshwa , ruiru versus za kimara , mbagala hatuweki za mikocheni wala mbweni maana huko hampawezi

🤣🤣🤣 wacha kucompare Kileleshwa na vitu vya upuzi.

 

[President of China]

Ile barabara moja in Kilimani ndio hua unatumia kama excuse. Kileleshwa huijui, umeiskia tu huku jamii forums.


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Mashimo kama kawaida

 

[concordile 101]

🤣🤣🤣 wacha kucompare Kileleshwa na vitu vya upuzi.

Barabara za kileleshwa ni mbovu kuliko barabara za mbagala

 

[concordile 101]

🤣🤣🤣 wacha kucompare Kileleshwa na vitu vya upuzi.

Ebu fananisha hiyo barabara ya mbagala tu na hiyo ya kileleshwa . Mind you mbagala ndo sehem wanapoishi watu tunaowachukulia ndo low class
Hakuna mashimo kama kileleshwa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



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[Geza Ulole]

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[ChoiceVariable]

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[ChoiceVariable]

Dalili ya mvua ni mawingu

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