Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Sama boy 255]

3 malls in one area ni jambo jipya huko bongoslum. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Alaaaa

Karen
1. Waterfront
2. The Hub
3. Crossroads
4. The Well
5. Galleria
6. My Town

Hizi vibanda niggaz are claiming them malls. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no place in kundurenda that has at least 3 proper malls like Mikocheni.

 

[Fundi kitasa]

Songwe

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HAtufaidiki na chochote hapa bora ya baki ardhini tuu sio kwa serikali hii

 

[Kifaru254]

Kibera Housing project taking shape. Sasa Watanzamia watajifichia wapi 😂😂😂. There will be no Kibera slums

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kibera Housing project taking shape. Sasa Watanzamia watajifichia wapi 😂😂😂. There will be no Kibera slums
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Wewe ni mgeni humu.? Haya chill.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ati Mt.Kenya haina Snow? Ndio Maana nyinyi ni Bongolala. Mt.kenya has more snow than Kilimanjaro we fala
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Even the local name ( where name Kenya was derived from) means ostrich mountain since the ancient Kikuyus saw the snow sitting on top resembling an ostrich nest. At least that’s what my grandpa told me.

 

[ichoboy01]

gidipi kantri 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1920660128136614133?s=46

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Hizi vibanda niggaz are claiming them malls. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no place in kundurenda that has at least 3 proper malls like Mikocheni.

According to Mbilikimo, the first one is a proper mall and the second one is a kibanda.

 

[Sama boy 255]

According to Mbilikimo, the first one is a proper mall and the second one is a kibanda.

Nisema wapi kama hii ni mall within mikocheni.? 🤣🤣🤣 unanilisha maneno.? Nani kasema hii ni mall.? Au unatafuta nafuu.? Mana kutoka kwenye huo mtego huwezi.

 

[President of China]

Wewe ni mgeni humu.? Haya chill.

Tumepata account nyingine kutoka kwa nairobae inaitwa kifaru 😀 😀 😀

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/0M_w6UvZaxE?si=mqLGwLaH5ec-mFOY

MY TAKE
Japo haijakamilika it’s beautiful! Si airports substandard Za Ukunduni wanazindua kila siku!

wapi?
IamLee nairobae NairobiWalker Teargass Nicxie n mwathadan

 

[nairobae]

Hizi vibanda niggaz are claiming them malls. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no place in kundurenda that has at least 3 proper malls like Mikocheni.

Naona umeumia sana, umebaki na empty words tu. 🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

According to Mbilikimo, the first one is a proper mall and the second one is a kibanda.

Mbilikimo mkora amejua mambo ya malls juzi sasa hataki tupumue. Ati malls tatu kwa mtaa moja ni kitu ya kumshtua. 🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Oyaaaa mbilikimo ongeza hii mall Kwa hio list zifike saba. Na ujue kuna zingine mbili under construction. Zitakua 9 or more. Sasa wewe umeshtuliwa na mall tatu, ukifika Nairobi si utaona na meno.

 

[President of China]

Oyaaaa mbilikimo ongeza hii mall Kwa hio list zifike saba. Na ujue kuna zingine mbili under construction. Zitakua 9 or more. Sasa wewe umeshtuliwa na mall tatu, ukifika Nairobi si utaona na meno.

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Mall = Retail Shops. But huko Kenya hakuna Logistic Center.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/8PTPJaHzzRw?si=j7JbeO1VPU2GRalL


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My TAKE
Hivi yule mbwa wenyu Willy Paula aliishia wapi?
IamLee nairobae NairobiWalker Teargass Nicxie n mwathadan

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Nisema wapi kama hii ni mall within mikocheni.? 🤣🤣🤣 unanilisha maneno.? Nani kasema hii ni mall.? Au unatafuta nafuu.? Mana kutoka kwenye huo mtego huwezi.

Haya, tuoneshe hizo malls tatu za Mikocheni zinazoshinda zile 6 za Karen ulizopewa.

 

[IamLee]

Kukomaa kujenga uwanja wakati uchumi mdogo na pesa huna👇👇👇


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Chinese can’t pull their bs here my guy- this is a capitalist state! Pay me for my work!🤣🤣

 

[chongchung]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ati Mt.Kenya haina Snow? Ndio Maana nyinyi ni Bongolala. Mt.kenya has more snow than Kilimanjaro we fala
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Only once in 1000 years 😂😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Oyaaaa mbilikimo ongeza hii mall Kwa hio list zifike saba. Na ujue kuna zingine mbili under construction. Zitakua 9 or more. Sasa wewe umeshtuliwa na mall tatu, ukifika Nairobi si utaona na meno.

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Mbilikimo Mkora AKA Dasilinga ajue Karen ni kubwa kuliko all the high end neighborhoods in Dar combined.