Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[buffalo44]

Kwa akili zao wanafikiri wanatuharibia biashara, kumbe wanatufanyia marketing.

Shida inakuja wapo kama wale wapiga debe wa stand, utasikia hii ndege inaenda Ngoro Ngoro ukikaa unafika so watu wanaasume ipo Kenya wanaanza itumia KQ mwisho wa siku Air Tanzania inakosa watalii or watalii wengi wanaishia NBO kuja kutupigia kelele ya namba.

Ndio maana Tz ilipopiga marufuku Tour Van za Kenya kuingia bongo kutalii walilia weee.

Huoni kila wakilimwa ban KQ kutua Dar haipiti siku wanakuja kujichekesha chekesha, maana tukiwazuia uongo wote

Wa Kilimanjaro ipo Kenya, Serengeti iko Kenya, Ngorongoro iko Kenya unakufa.

Imagine mtalii atue na hujui unampelekaje Kilimanjaro?

 

[President of China]

Gikomba On Fire 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Mpwimbe]

Shida inakuja wapo kama wale wapiga debe wa stand, utasikia hii ndege inaenda Ngoro Ngoro ukikaa unafika so watu wanaasume ipo Kenya wanaanza itumia KQ mwisho wa siku Air Tanzania inakosa watalii or watalii wengi wanaishia NBO kuja kutupigia kelele ya namba.

Ndio maana Tz ilipopiga marufuku Tour Van za Kenya kuingia bongo kutalii walilia weee.

Huoni kila wakilimwa ban KQ kutua Dar haipiti siku wanakuja kujichekesha chekesha, maana tukiwazuia uongo wote

Wa Kilimanjaro ipo Kenya, Serengeti iko Kenya, Ngorongoro iko Kenya unakufa.

Imagine mtalii atue na hujui unampelekaje Kilimanjaro?

Walikuwa wanawapitisha Sirari kuwaleta Serengeti.

Sema ndio hivyo, uongo huwa una mwisho.

Imagine ,tungejichanganya na Single tourist Visa??

 

[President of China]

Muda wa nyau kupote JF sasa 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Fundi kitasa]

Kenya is beautiful ❤️View attachment 3337938

Iyo nguvu mnngetumia kutangaza mount kenya labda ungejulikana zaidi ya mlima ruwenzori

 

[concordile 101]

And Kenya doesn't lose 10,000 houses to fires in a day.
Perhaps we have better fire fighting capabilities 😂😂😂

View: https://youtu.be/JYAQbURXPmw?si=Np_6ebmOeQjIwZb9


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

wamechomewa tena na ruto 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/1924013676685820426?s=46

 

[Mpwimbe]

wamechomewa tena na ruto 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/1924013676685820426?s=46

Wajenge basi, soko hata kama la Kisutu.

 

[President of China]

Wajenge basi, soko hata kama la Kisutu.

Ndani ya soko hilo wakae Jaluo au Gikuyu?

 

[Teargass]

I had actually made a long post on this hadi nikashare bei za Kenya za pizza zote nikaona heri nisipoteze wakati juu huyo ninayemjibu hananga akili. 🤣 🤣

I’m sure hata Pizza hajawaiona in real life. Yani mtu analinganisha bei ya small pizza na Extra large Pizza, watanzania ni washamba sana.

 

[Teargass]

Yet hapo Dar 80% mnaishi kwa single room vyoo vya nje.

You should specify that they are not toilets but instead they are using latrines. Toilets Tanzania ni kwa wenye pesa.

 

[NairobiWalker]

You should specify that they are not toilets but instead they are using latrines. Toilets Tanzania ni kwa wenye pesa.

Sure, latrines. Niliuliza jamaa bei ya rent huko, alinitajia bei za single room pekee nikajua huku mambo ni ya single room.

 

[Teargass]

This is next level, cheki hizo model za gari 😃😃View attachment 3337997

This time round hawakukodi tour bus from South Africa?😂🤣

 

[Teargass]

Haha yaan 200,000 acres zitimize 41 ya demand yenu annual, sasa hivi annual production Iko kwenye 3.2mil tonnes against total demand ya 5mil
Hapo bado mnaongezeka tu

That’s already more than 50%, wewe uogopi kwamba Galana itawapotezea soko ya Mahindi Kenya?

 

[Mpwimbe]

Ndani ya soko hilo wakae Jaluo au Gikuyu?

Nairobi ni ya wote.

Gikuyu wakae Mlima Kenya.

Jaluo warudi Kisumu.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/Rydx_017/status/1924026949724213495


View: https://x.com/Rydx_017/status/1924027100685636012


View: https://x.com/Rydx_017/status/1924026949724213495

 

[Teargass]

Sure, latrines. Niliuliza jamaa bei ya rent huko, alinitajia bei za single room pekee nikajua huku mambo ni ya single room.

Hawa watanzania bado wako nyuma sana kwa mambo ya housing, kwanza designs.

 

[Mpwimbe]

That’s already more than 50%, wewe uogopi kwamba Galana itawapotezea soko ya Mahindi Kenya?

Kwani Kenya mnanunua mahindi kiasi gani, TZ?

 

[Mpwimbe]

Sure, latrines. Niliuliza jamaa bei ya rent huko, alinitajia bei za single room pekee nikajua huku mambo ni ya single room.

Na washroom?

 

[Teargass]

Kwani Kenya mnanunua mahindi kiasi gani, TZ?

Huwa tunawaonea huruma na kununua a good number from Tanzania, last time vile Tulienda Kununua Mahindi Mexico mlilia kweli kweli.