Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Everyone passing by Tanzania, before settling in Kenya as home.
How many YouTubers/influencers have moved permanently to bongovumbi?

I saw one in bongo a while back who was so excited to move to Dar, can't remember her name.
She quickly found out why Tanzania is an LDC, and why expats move to Nairobi instead. 😂 😂 😂

Beyond the 3rd class BRT and 2 or 3 highways, Dar is what I would describe as Nairobi in the late 90s to mid 2000s.

1970s - 80s architecture. Your CBD looks worse than our downtown. Vast number of empty prime plots.

While a dictatorial government can divert country money to the capital to build shiny roads, the pockets of the landlords and tenants don't lie.
Worse part, even the newer buildings and many of those under construction in Dar, look like buildings we built in Kenya in the 2000s.
Many new ones are too short for their prime location, meaning Dar will be a midget city for a very long time.

This Congolese guy described it best recently. After leaving Dar unimpressed, he could not stop comparing Nairobi to Guangzhou and Atlanta.
I can't remember the number of times he said African leaders, particularly his own country DRC and Tanzania, should come to Nairobi and benchmark.
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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3z6xMunA0k&t=1484s

If Bongoslum you don't do anything by 2027, you'll leave Afcon very exposed. 😂😂
Nairobi can stop all construction right now, and we'll still be the better city for 95% of visitors in 2027.

Once the Nairobi river park is done by 2027, it's literally game over for bongoslum. 😂😂

Hizi mbona ni empty talks za mpumbavu mwenye maumivu.?
 
Kisongo Arusha.
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Haha Kumbe hata kuweka avocado kwenye mabox ni manufacturing.
Milling of rice ni manufacturing.
Maize milling ni manufacturing?
Elimu zenu Zina shida sana.

processing is the initial stage of transforming raw materials into usable ingredients, while manufacturing is the subsequent stage where these ingredients are combined to create a finished product. Processing precedes manufacturing in the production timeline.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
  • Processing:
    This involves basic operations like cleaning, sorting, cutting, or refining raw materials. Examples include milling grains into flour or extracting vanilla extract from vanilla beans.
  • Manufacturing:
    This takes the processed ingredients and uses them to create a final product through various processes like mixing, assembling, or shaping. For example, using flour, sugar, and vanilla extract to make cookies is manufacturing.
Key differences:
  • Order of operations: Processing comes first, followed by manufacturing.

  • Level of transformation: Processing involves a more fundamental transformation of raw materials, while manufacturing combines processed ingredients into a more complex product.

  • Complexity of operations: Processing often involves simpler, more direct transformations, while manufacturing can be more complex, involving multiple steps and the combination of various ingredients.

List ya what our EPZ does ni wewe umekuja nayo, kuweka avocado kwa box ni value addition, sasa rudi kwa hio list yako usome tena utuambie hio value addition umehesabu mara ngapi. Unajipiga own goal kama pumbavu leo. 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
So Diamond platnumz is building his dream house at Mbezi beach Dar Salaam. 👇🏾3 storeys building…View attachment 3380325View attachment 3380324View attachment 3380326View attachment 3380327

Why such a small plot for such a huge house? It looks like a 50x100 feet plot. I saw Nigerians and Congolese do the same.
Typical uncultured Africans.

No wonder Kenyans had to fight tooth and nail as many Africans were being given back their undesirable land free of charge. 😂 😂 .
The British couldn't tame the 'planlessness' of Bongo people. They couldn't wait to get on the first flight out of Dar, destination London, or Karen.

Speaking of Karen.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6skh1_il_7I&pp=ygURa2FyZW4gc2FmYXJpIHdpdGg%3D
 
Haha Kumbe hata kuweka avocado kwenye mabox ni manufacturing.
Milling of rice ni manufacturing.
Maize milling ni manufacturing?
Elimu zenu Zina shida sana.

processing is the initial stage of transforming raw materials into usable ingredients, while manufacturing is the subsequent stage where these ingredients are combined to create a finished product. Processing precedes manufacturing in the production timeline.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
  • Processing:
    This involves basic operations like cleaning, sorting, cutting, or refining raw materials. Examples include milling grains into flour or extracting vanilla extract from vanilla beans.
  • Manufacturing:
    This takes the processed ingredients and uses them to create a final product through various processes like mixing, assembling, or shaping. For example, using flour, sugar, and vanilla extract to make cookies is manufacturing.
Key differences:
  • Order of operations: Processing comes first, followed by manufacturing.

  • Level of transformation: Processing involves a more fundamental transformation of raw materials, while manufacturing combines processed ingredients into a more complex product.

  • Complexity of operations: Processing often involves simpler, more direct transformations, while manufacturing can be more complex, involving multiple steps and the combination of various ingredients.
Huyu jamaa hata sielewi anachojaribu kudemonstrate hapa. Export processing zone ni value addition. Whether it is agriculture processing or manufactured. Unapoexport zinakuwa captured.
 
Why such a small plot for such a huge house? It looks like a 50x100 feet plot. I saw Nigerians and Congolese do the same.
Typical uncultured Africans.

No wonder Kenyans had to fight tooth and nail as many Africans were being given back their undesirable land free of charge. 😂 😂 .
The British couldn't tame the 'planlessness' of Bongo people. They couldn't wait to get on the first flight out of Dar, destination London, or Karen.

Speaking of Karen.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6skh1_il_7I&pp=ygURa2FyZW4gc2FmYXJpIHdpdGg%3D

Hapa ulitaka kujaribu kunionyesha nini wewe mpumbavu.? Diamond platnumz’s plot is 1 hector. 🤣🤣🤣 unanionyesha gated communities in Comparison to A luxury mansion.? Fool. Hapa unaeza ona vile how far is his house hadi upate getini 👇🏾
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we unanileta utoto mpumbavu wewe.?
 
Hizi mbona ni empty talks za mpumbavu mwenye maumivu.?

Uzuri maumivu yakizidi, panadol tunaitengenzea hapa hapa Nairobi.

Mjinga ni yule pale Namanga anaona lori kumi za vitunguu kutoka bongolala, na moja ya pharmaceutical kutoka Nairobi, akadhani bongo yafanya biashara zaidi 😂 😂
 
Unajiabisha sana kuna tofaut sana ya processing na manufacturing .
Manufacturing inahusika na kuunda kitu kipya kabisa elimu zenu ni za kuunga UNGA ila si ajabu kama uliwahi kusema kuwa remittances ni exports 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maize milling is part of manufacturing, ama unadhani nikama ile mahindi yenu ya poshomill. Weeeee ushamba ni mbaya 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
Hapa ulitaka kujajaribu kunionyesha wewe mpumbavu, Diamond platnumz’s plot is 1 hector. 🤣🤣🤣 unanionyesha gated communities in Comparison to A luxury mansion.? Fool. Hapa unaeza ona vile how far is his house hadi upate getini 👇🏾View attachment 3380375we unanileta utoto mpumbavu wewe.?
Sii hector, ni hectare. Hivi unajua hectare moja ina ukubwa kiasi kipi mbilikimo mkora?
 
Uzuri maumivu yakizidi, panadol tunaitengenzea hapa hapa Nairobi.

Mjinga ni yule pale Namanga anaona lori kumi za vitunguu kutoka bongolala, na moja ya pharmaceutical kutoka Nairobi, akadhani bongo yafanya biashara zaidi 😂 😂
Sasa ni wewe ama ni mimi mwenye anapata maumivu.? 🤣🤣🤣 kwasababu the discusion is about the famous football players touring Tanzania.. wewe ndio unaumia.. ugulia polepole fool
 
Maize milling is part of manufacturing, ama unadhani nikama ile mahindi yenu ya poshomill. Weeeee ushamba ni mbaya 🤣 🤣 🤣
Value addition. You are given incentives to add value from raw materials finished product for export.
 
Nyumba karibu na ukuta ni ishara ya 2 things:
1. Your financial situation (Build smaller proportions)
2. Ushamba
Sasa hiyo nyumba iko karibu na ukutani ****** wako.? 🤣🤣🤣 👇🏾
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umeona nyumba za pembeni ya geti ulizopost zenye you are claiming ni beetter. 👇🏾
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🤣🤣🤣 zipi ni nyumba za pembeni ya ukuta kati ya hizo za washua wajanja hapo kunya vs D platnumz’s house.? 🤣🤣🤣

Mbona wewe unapata maumivu hivi ****** wako.?
 
Sasa ni wewe ama ni mimi mwenye anapata maumivu.? 🤣🤣🤣 kwasababu the discusion is about the famous football players touring Tanzania.. wewe ndio unaumia.. ugulia polepole fool

Mzee, you will note few if any Kenyans here post about or are excited by some visitors.
They are too many to count, and we outgrew that phase in the 2010s.

If you want to keep a better track of tourists coming in and out of Kenya, the Gen Zs on Instagram might be more helpful.
 
List ya what our EPZ does ni wewe umekuja nayo, kuweka avocado kwa box ni value addition, sasa rudi kwa hio list yako usome tena utuambie hio value addition umehesabu mara ngapi. Unajipiga own goal kama pumbavu leo. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Kwahiyo ukiweka avocado kwa box umefanya manufacturing?
Et bidhaa zote za epz ni manufacturing ikiwemo na service sio.


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Yaan tukisema tucategorise viatu kama cashewnut na sesame ambazo kabla ya kusafirishwa zinabanguliwa mbona basi tuna zaid ya 3bil usd🤣🤣🤣

Horticulture sio manufactured goods na zipo kwa epz zenu
 
Sasa hiyo nyumba iko karibu na ukutani ****** wako.? 🤣🤣🤣 👇🏾View attachment 3380378umeona nyumba za pembeni ya geti ulizopost zenye you are claiming ni beetter. 👇🏾View attachment 3380382View attachment 3380383View attachment 3380384🤣🤣🤣 zipi ni nyumba za pembeni ya ukuta kati ya hizo za washua wajanja hapo kunya vs D platnumz’s house.? 🤣🤣🤣

Mbona wewe unapata maumivu hivi ****** wako.?

Lol. None of the house in Kenya belong to someone with 50+ million YouTube views in a single song.
Hizo labda wakenya wamenunua na mortgage.

Do you have a comprehension problem? So, shida ya Diamond ni pesa ama ushamba?
 
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