Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[kennedy0000]

Comparison: Kenya vs Tanzania Movies by Viewership​

Metric	🇹🇿 Tanzanian (Bongo) Movies	🇰🇪 Kenyan Movies
Top single YouTube views (full movie)	Ni Noma (1M+ views in <1 week on YouTube upload)	Leila (730K views on one upload)
Typical high YouTube view range (popular uploads)	500K – 9M+ views per title	~100K – 700K per title

Hizi ni nini? Kenyan pranksters pull more views.

 

[RRONDO]

Hawa mbuzi so predictable. Wakati naweka hizi picha nilijua zitawauma watatafuta cha kusema. Wakenya mlifikiri Dar watu hawajengi? Huo mtaa mmoja tu leo niliamua nipige picha

 

[President of China]

Hizi ni nini? Kenyan pranksters pull more views.

The Kenyan movie industry dead with Mwai Kibaki.

 

[RRONDO]

Ni wapi nimesema hivyo?

'Height restrictions gani na munajenga apartments'
What does this supposed to mean?

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/CBADg50llsI?si=B1Jp8a2m1NgUT5ba

 

[nairobae]

'Height restrictions gani na munajenga apartments'
What does this supposed to mean?

Nimeuliza height restriction ya Masaki ni floors ngapi? ama unajifanya hujaona hio part. Masaki and Oyster Bay are diplomatic zones in Dar is a slum yet munajenga apartments. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Height restriction gani na munajenga apartments. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Ebu tuambie hio height restrictions ni ya floors ngapi?

kwahiyo Karen unaweza jenga 20 floors building? Wacha ujuha!

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/ZBCNewsonline/status/2001687852799668500


View: https://x.com/WizarayaUC/status/2001675969153634463

 

[nairobae]

kwahiyo Karen unaweza jenga 20 floors building? Wacha ujuha!

Height restriction ya Masaki ni floors ngapi? Mbona hamtaki kunijibu ama hata hamjui. The area is a diplomatic zone na munajengenga apartments. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[RRONDO]

Nimeuliza height restriction ya Masaki ni floors ngapi? ama unajifanya hujaona hio part. Masaki and Oyster Bay are diplomatic zones in Dar is a slum yet munajenga apartments. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Hujui chochote kaa kimya.

 

[President of China]

Wanajifanya wanajua kingereza. Wameburuzwa vibaya sana na Tanzania huko Botswana

TANZANIA YAIBUKA KIDEDEA MASHINDANO Ya The Pula African Schools Speaking Championships (PSSC) AFRIKA DHIDI ya KENYA na UGANDA


View: https://youtu.be/2fvpsQ1VVu0?si=H-dv96zrl8Nbp37d

 

[nairobae]

Hujui chochote kaa kimya.

Naona umekosa jibu. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Next time don't bother engage me if you don't have answers.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Naona umekosa jibu. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Next time don't bother engage me if you don't have answers.

sidhani kama unaweza kuzidi 10 floors!

 

[RRONDO]

Naona umekosa jibu. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Next time don't bother engage me if you don't have answers.

Huna akili. Obay na Masaki restrictions zinaenda na umbali kutoka baharini. Sea front house INATAKIWA iwe ground plus one. Then mtaa unaofuata inaongezeka 1 floor then mtaa wa tatu na kuendelea wanaweza kujenga up to 13 floors.
Still kuna wahuni sea front wamejenga over 7 floors mambo ya rushwa.

 

[President of China]

Wakenya wanaendelea kupumulia mashine

Tanzania’s Diana Orembe Wins 2025 Africa’s Business Heroes Competition​

https://pctechmag.com/2025/12/tanzanias-diana-orembe-wins-2025-abh-prize-competition/

 

[nairobae]

Huna akili. Obay na Masaki restrictions zinaenda na umbali kutoka baharini. Sea front house INATAKIWA iwe ground plus one. Then mtaa unaofuata inaongezeka 1 floor then mtaa wa tatu na kuendelea wanaweza kujenga up to 13 floors.
Still kuna wahuni sea front wamejenga over 7 floors mambo ya rushwa.

sidhani kama unaweza kuzidi 10 floors!

So inshort mume confirm Masaki is nolonger a low density area meant for single dueling houses. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.

 

[RRONDO]

So inshort mume confirm Masaki is nolonger a low density area meant for single dueling houses. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.

Mixed. JK aliruhusu residential/commercial use wakati wake. Kuna apartments,normal houses,offices etc. Inatufaa sisi sio lazima nyinyi mpende. WHO ARE YOU.

 

[President of China]

Mixed. JK aliruhusu residential/commercial use wakati wake. Kuna apartments,normal houses,offices etc. Inatufaa sisi sio lazima nyinyi mpende. WHO ARE YOU.

Kwenye WHO ARE YOU, nimependa

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Kiboko ya Wazungu

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Kiboko ya Wazungu ni yule aliyekataa lockdown, barakoa na chanjo za sumu toka kwa hao Wazungu.
Sio huyu Bibi asiyejua nini anafanya, leo hiki kesho kile ili mradi tu. 🚮

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Kiboko ya Wazungu ni yule aliyekataa lockdown, barakoa na chanjo za sumu toka kwa hao Wazungu.
Sio huyu Bibi asiyejua nini anafanya, leo hiki kesho kile ili mradi tu. 🚮

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When was this photo taken ?.. That’s KDF guard of honor ( Army). Though both nations inherited the British gendarmerie red uniform look, Kenya tier 2 uniform is Khaki (as seen here) whereas TZ is green.