Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

NairobiWalker · Sep 22, 2026

game over said:
I’ve been to Nairobi countless times mate,
But if you are keen enough you’ll find those studies resonate well with the ground reality. Nairobi is so small, by area, and the fact that you guys are almost 4M in that township, utaelewa kuwa ni kweli 60% mnakaa kwenye slums, watu wa flying toilets.
By the way ; there are no slums in Tanzania .

Bro, I have been to Dar. You're delusional if you believe there are ni slums in Dar.
Nairobi is not a township, it is one of the most developed cities in Africa and definitely the most developed in East Africa.
The only cities more developed than Nairobi in Africa are:-
Clear cases:

🇿🇦 Cape Town
🇿🇦 Johannesburg
🇿🇦 Pretoria (Tshwane)
🇿🇦 Durban
🇲🇦 Casablanca
🇹🇳 Tunis
🇲🇺 Port Louis
🇳🇦 Windhoek
Algiers
🇪🇬 Cairo

More debatable / depends heavily on what you're measuring:

🇪🇬 Alexandria
🇲🇦 Rabat
AN Luanda
🇨🇮 Abidjan

Ask anyone who is neither Tanzanian or Kenyan and he will give you the exact answer.

Lavit · Sep 22, 2026

LetterTo MyFather said:
Dar si yakufananisha na vitu vya kipuuz

Mkuu umefika Nairobi kweli?

Traveller D · Sep 22, 2026

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mwaiofhawaii · Sep 22, 2026

Traveller D said:
Ukiniletea chuki mimi itakusaidia nini wewe shoga jitu zima fala.? Unadhani unaweza kubadili kinachotokea ground.? Stupid.

You mad bro?.. you brought it up and now you throwing tantrums like a baboon caught on a cage trap ….. huwezi kubadili unachokiona kwa kio yako ..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NairobiWalker · Sep 22, 2026

game over said:
My village is always green mate, I come from a place where shughuli yetu kuu ya kujipatia kupato ni Kilimo cha misitu ya Mbao,
We have massive and infinite forests. Mbao zote mnazotumia huko Kunya zinatoea Iringa na Njombe. Ni kawaida kabisa kwa kijana wa Iringa na Njombe at their late 20s kuwa na ekari 20+ za misitu.
Again Nairobi is not in semi-arid like Dodoma , you have even rivers flowing
Water beneath your city , yet the city is dirty, drab and only appears green during rain season. Nairobi has chronic water shortage despite having rivers in the city. Hivi huko shuleni mnasomaga nini ? Kingereza chenye acent?

Bro, comparing Dodoma's greenery to Nairobi is just being foolishly patriotic. Hata wewe unajua. I would advice @Nixie to avoid stupid discussions. We can argue over which is stronger between a tiger and a lion. We shouldn't give attention to anyone that suggests a similar debate between a house cat and a tiger.

Traveller D · Sep 22, 2026

mwaiofhawaii said:
You mad bro?.. you brought it up and now you throwing tantrums like a baboon caught on a cage trap ….. huwezi kubadili unachokiona kwa kio yako ..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No wonder wanakuita shoga wewe, nafira mimi, njoo nikupe guu la ng’ombe ukaugulie nyumbani.

ChoiceVariable · Sep 22, 2026

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ChoiceVariable · Sep 22, 2026

ChoiceVariable said:
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Qualified for Afcon U20 🔥🔥🔥

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mwaiofhawaii · Sep 22, 2026

Traveller D said:
No wonder wanakuita shoga wewe, nafira mimi, njoo nikupe guu la ng’ombe ukaugulie nyumbani.

🤣🤣🤣you started the insults. Never ditch out if you can’t take in .. na mambo ya Ushoga just shows your mindset.. suit yourself…
On another perspective, you still resemble a baboon .. that’s not me saying, just science 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

game over · Sep 22, 2026

NairobiWalker said:
Bro, comparing Dodoma's greenery to Nairobi is just being foolishly patriotic. Hata wewe unajua. I would advice @Nixie to avoid stupid discussions. We can argue over which is stronger between a tiger and a lion. We shouldn't give attention to anyone that suggests a similar debate between a house cat and a tiger.

Wewe ni mgumu sana kuelewa na unatumia nishati nyingi ku comprehend vitu simple sana,
Yes I’d compare greenly of Nairobi to that of Dodoma as both only appears green during rain season , tofauti na hapo nairobi imepauka sanaa pamoja na kuwa mna maji na mito inatiririka all the time , what are you doing to enhance the greenly during the rest of the year ?
There are absolutely no deliberate efforts to augment greenly in Nairobi.
Show me a drone footage for August coverage and I tell you something.
Kuhusu miti even Dodoma has massive projects for drought enduring plants.

Traveller D · Sep 22, 2026

mwaiofhawaii said:
🤣🤣🤣you started the insults. Never ditch out if you can’t take in .. na mambo ya Ushoga just shows your mindset.. suit yourself…
On another perspective, you still resemble a baboon .. that’s not me saying, just science 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kunichukia haitafanya niache kupost humu bwana shoga. Nitapost tu hata kama unaumia. Stupid, na wala hautawahi potosha Au kudanganya watu humu niache kukukosoa. Jitu fala.

IamLee · Sep 22, 2026

coodip1 said:
mmesahau kuandika state of the art 😁

ni vizuri unajua hata kama hatujaiandika

stakehigh said:
Atleast its condemned 🤣 🤣 mafala ya mwisho, now wonder mji mzima umejaa slums because amna mwenye akili apo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

mtashinda hivi juu ya watu ka wewe wenye hawajui definition ya condemn

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IamLee · Sep 22, 2026

stakehigh said:
hii AFCON iende tu rwanda

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Angalia hii Propaganda hapa chini

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game over · Sep 22, 2026

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IamLee · Sep 22, 2026

IamLee said:
Your boy stakehigh thinks it’s a sin for Kenya to allow FDI, the very thing he celebrates when he sees stats come out that FDI has risen in Tanzania 😅

I’m like But we want foreign investors! Tanzanians are foreign to Kenya so they are welcome to invest too!

I can see you are busy proving my point. Thank you very much 🤣🤣🤣

stakehigh said:
IamLee sasa mlete kelele tena

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IamLee · Sep 22, 2026

mwaiofhawaii said:
Stick to your fake crypto accounts … Mambo ya elimu ya physics wachana nayo .. You sound stupid…😆😆

Tell me you are a descendant of kijengitile ngwale without telling me 🤣
The legend lives on 😅

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ChoiceVariable · Sep 22, 2026

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smilingpanda · Sep 22, 2026

IamLee said:
Tell me you are a descendant of kijengitile ngwale without telling me 🤣
The legend lives on 😅

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Unakaa 24 hours kutafuta agenda zitakazo kufariji, zitakazo kufanya ujisikie nchi yako ni superior.

Heal brother. Kumbuka kiasi gani tunawapa maisha. We just beat Saudia on remittance. Kuwa na heshima bro!! Hatushindwi chochote hata ukiwa hapo, capital city ya everyone rogue!!

NairobiWalker · Sep 22, 2026

game over said:
Wewe ni mgumu sana kuelewa na unatumia nishati nyingi ku comprehend vitu simple sana,
Yes I’d compare greenly of Nairobi to that of Dodoma as both only appears green during rain season , tofauti na hapo nairobi imepauka sanaa pamoja na kuwa mna maji na mito inatiririka all the time , what are you doing to enhance the greenly during the rest of the year ?
There are absolutely no deliberate efforts to augment greenly in Nairobi.
Show me a drone footage for August coverage and I tell you something.
Kuhusu miti even Dodoma has massive projects for drought enduring plants.

Unakuwanga na shida moja.
Whenever you say something, no matter how ridiculous it is, anyone who disagrees with you is immediately labeled as someone who “has difficulty understanding.”
Nairobi is waaaay greener than Dodoma it's not even a comparison. Northern and Western Nairobi is evergreen. Eastern Nairobi can be dry in the dry seasons. Dodoma is almost always dry. I have never seen a built up area of Dodoma that is green in any season.
It's interesting how you idiots suddenly became experts in "augmenting greenery" into your cities when half of this thread was spent with us Kenyans trying to convince you the importance of greenery in cities all the while you were bragging about your cities being concrete jungles devoid of any greenery. In fact you gave Nairobi a nick name for it. Naipori - you called it.

stakehigh · Sep 22, 2026

IamLee said:
I can see you are busy proving my point. Thank you very much 🤣🤣🤣

Yaani we ni useless hizo ni remitance sio FDI, meaning kenyans are now working in tz and they are getting paid very welll we fala tutakufundisha kila kitu aisee? Remitance means a kenyan comes to tanzania works or plays football and gets a good salary which grows the economy and he gets a nice check

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