Beth live interview on DJ sepetu show!!!

[Asprin]

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa

You made my night kwa kweli.

Nime laugh until all mosquitoes get running themselves randomly of my bed's net

Oh so sorry. So the mosquitos managed to drink your blood? Make sure you go to hospital to measure malaria.

Malaria is not agreed!!!

 

[Mwifwa]

Unknown people have never left mwifwa safe.

Exactly.

How are you?

 

[Asprin]

Ila kuna maswali kayakaushiaaa

What do you mean my dear? Me I dont understand this village language. Please ask by using Christian language

 

[Mwifwa]

Oh so sorry. So the mosquitos managed to drink your blood? Make sure you go to hospital to measure malaria.

Malaria is not agreed!!!

I think you will assist a dose of Aspirin before I get into the dispensary

 

[Asprin]

Exactly.

How are you?

Am cool. Goodmorning....

Did you sleep well? Me myself I slept until I dream hyena is chasing me. I run weeee but where! Then I decided to work up and read threads on JF. I found many likes from you... my body trembled by happiness

 

[Asprin]

I think you will assist a dose of Aspirin before I get into the dispensary

Ofcourse for you I will give you free of charge until mosquitos complain "hey mwifwa you are killing us with thirsty"

 

[RRONDO]

Comrade the language of today's interview is English!

muosha rungu

Why? Is she too posh to speak Swahili?

 

[RRONDO]

She is softly

muosha rungu

She is soft.

 

[stable woman]

nakuhitaji kwenye uzi wako kule...

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[RRONDO]

I applied to the vacancy Like 3 years ago. Simple.

Challenges? None to mention.

Complaints? There's a special desk dealing with that.

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Do you (mods) read our PMs?

 

[Mwifwa]

Am cool. Goodmorning....

Did you sleep well? Me myself I slept until I dream hyena is chasing me. I run weeee but where! Then I decided to work up and read threads on JF. I found many likes from you... my body trembled by happiness

Due to mosquitoes disturbances I didn't slept well, I decided to wake up at midnight to walk across JF village at the end I come up with this one
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Wanawake wa JF mumenikosesha usingizi na comment zenu

Well come to prolong and widen my village please

 

[Mwifwa]

Ofcourse for you I will give you free of charge until mosquitos complain "hey mwifwa you are killing us with thirsty"

Hahahahahaaaaaa

I will give them another liquid as that which some one drunk yesterday till start to quero with his baby

 

[NIYOMBARE]

Huu uzi ufungwe sasa.

 

[Asprin]

Due to mosquitoes disturbances I didn't slept well, I decided to wake up at midnight to walk across JF village at the end I come up with this one
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Wanawake wa JF mumenikosesha usingizi na comment zenu

Well come to prolong and widen my village please

I know you. You are very intelligent. You welcomed me in that thread indirectly. Let me follow it. Is it written in this our favourite international local language?

 

[Numbisa]

Hahaha. Interview closed. Come back to our dear and sweet swahili language

What do you mean my dear? Me I dont understand this village language. Please ask by using Christian language

 

[Asprin]

Hahaha. Interview closed. Come back to our dear and sweet swahili language

Oups afazali. Haka kalugha tangu jana kameufanya mdomo wangu ugeukie mashariki

 

[kasigaji]

Kutakuwa na mkorogo wa lugha si kitoto, the the thee nyingi hataree

 

[DJ SEPETU]

Kutakuwa na mkorogo wa lugha si kitoto, the the thee nyingi hataree

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muosha rungu

 

[Simara]

Hii interview imenichekesha sana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] kweli kikristu hakijawahi kuwaacha watu salama

 

[DJ SEPETU]

Huu uzi ufungwe sasa.

Mkuu baraza huwa halifungwi

muosha rungu