Cheka kwa kiingereza

people who react on their own post have the ability to sing at their own funeral😂😂

sometimes your prayers are not answered bcoz you pray in broken english😂😂

I remember the time I got dumped at 1:42 AM and started asking myself why I didn't sleep early like a normal human being all that time😂😂😂

SumaEvara said:

you think people are offline?? try posting nudes and see
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Guy; "How much is for cutting my hair?"
Barber; "5 dollars, sir"
Guy; "And how much is for shaving my beard?"
Barber; "2 dollars"
Guy; "Alright then. Shave my hair"

if my Ex make it to heavean, then i think judas will also make it😅😅

learn how to satisfy your woman with it even when its small

i mean your salary😂

SumaEvara said:

learn how to satisfy your woman with it even when its small

i mean your salary[emoji23]

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Alaa.

before you in love photocopy your heart ,and keep the original one at home ...just in case😂😂😂😂

imagine you and i, walking and we sawa 10million in briefcase💼, what will you do with your 2 million

antie pliz change your dp, you have beem smilling since 14 march 2019 is your mouth not paining you?😂😂😂

Marrying a guy from rich family is the dream of every lazy girl .....should i increase the volume😂😂😂🤪

i really envy short people , they can snap full picture with front camera😂😂😂😂

Your mother is so dumb she studied for a urine test[emoji23]

General relativity said:

Your mother is so dumb she studied for a urine test[emoji23]

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😅

some girls be like.....my eX left a big hole inn my heart 🙄🙄....do you think u can decieve us

we know where the big hole is, my sister
we juz dont wanna talk😅😅😅😅

If you have an appointment with your girlfriend and she comes with her friend, don't worry, pay more attention to her friend than her, next time she won't repeat again that arbit that causes unnecessary extra cost .

If you HAVE NOTHING TO DO, don't do it here. Go and do it somewhere else

Pupil; "Please Miss, would you punish someone for something he didn't do?"
Teacher; "Of course not".
Pupil; " Good. Because I haven't done my homework". -IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO DON'T DO IT HERE.

A Chinese is asked to mention is telephone no.She said.SEX SEX FREE TONIGHT.