Cheka kwa kiingereza

[ishengoma kamuhanda]

A doctor advised a female patient to take 3 meals per day.instead the patient misquoted the Dr and then took 3 males per day.

 

[SumadaVinci]

A doctor advised a female patient to take 3 meals per day.instead the patient misquoted the Dr and then took 3 males per day.

😅😅😅😅😅

 

[SumadaVinci]

A Chinese is asked to mention is telephone no.She said.SEX SEX FREE TONIGHT.

😅😅😅😅

 

[mkhande95]

A doctor advised a female patient to take 3 meals per day.instead the patient misquoted the Dr and then took 3 males per day.

😀😁

 

[Makanyaga]

Wife sends programmer husband to grocery.

She tells him:
“I need butter, sugar and cooking oil. Also, get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get 6.”
The husband returns with the butter, sugar and cooking oil, as well as 6 loaves of bread.
The wife asks: “Why the hell did you get 6 loaves of bread?”
To which the husband replies: “They had eggs.”😀😀😀

To an ordinary man, the translation of the statement "get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get 6” means

"You need to buy a loaf of bread, and in case there would be eggs at the grocery, you will need to buy 6 eggs

To a computer programmer however, this is " an if.............. then......" statement, with the following meaning:

You will have to buy 6 loaves of bread if there are eggs available at the store, that is:

if you find that there are eggs selling at the grocery store, then get 6 loaves of bread.

I like the joke,... it takes me back to some old funny days of my youth

 

[SumadaVinci]

Apart from PIZZA,shawarma ,ice cream, juice ...which other female malaria drugs do you know

😂😂😂

 

[SumadaVinci]

you hear someone with 4 boyfriends , saying man are dogs ....so sister ,do you wanna go hunting??

😂😂😂😂

 

[SumadaVinci]

only black parent can ask you , why you crying after hitting you😂😂😂

 

[ishengoma kamuhanda]

THE WHOLE PROBLEM OF THE WHOLE WORLD IS THE HOLE.

 

[Jile79]

Inhiiii........ Mola duhu!

 

[SumadaVinci]

THE WHOLE PROBLEM OF THE WHOLE WORLD IS THE HOLE.

😂😂😂

 

[SumadaVinci]

Inhiiii........ Mola duhu!

😂

 

[SumadaVinci]

witchcraft is when a phone that you bought with your own money is now correcting your ENGLISH

😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Jile79]

😂

🤣🤣

 

[ishengoma kamuhanda]

MEDICALLY 1X3#3X1.IF YOU DON'T AGREE, THEN INSTEAD OF TAKING 1 TABLET 3 TIMES A DAY, TAKE 3 TABLETS ONCE. YOU WILL SEE THE CONSEQUENCES.YOU WILL REST IN PEACE

 

[luckyline]

there is no african guy with more than 5 boxers unless he was adopted😅😅😅😅

Its not true

 

[SumadaVinci]

Its not true

🤣🤣🤣🤣unless he was adopted

 

[SumadaVinci]

i still dont understand why people buy expensive toilet PAPER

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[mtakahela]

i still dont understand why people buy expensive toilet PAPER

🤣🤣🤣🤣

😊😊

 

[SumadaVinci]

Being a man is so cool,u refuse to give ur relatives money and they blame ur wife

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣