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GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
CHOKORAA: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee...
CHOKORAA: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
CHOKORAA: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome...
CHOKORAA: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula....
GIRL: Enhee...na sisi??
CHOKORAA: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
CHOKORAA: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas....halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart...halafu tukitoka huko??
CHOKORAA: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

Hehhehehehehehehhehehehehheeh MANINAAAAAAA

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Haaaa Haki ya nani, uchumba unaweza kufa

Ha ha ha umetisha sana

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