Cheki hii...

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

African Relationship:
1st day= money for hair
2nd day= Restaurant
3rd day= Restaurant again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have phone sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= he buy phone but girl said she's on her period.
29TH= she is ready but mother called her to come prepare food.
30th= RAPE!!!

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30th
mwisho wa mwez hayo ndo mshahara wao

Hahahhahaha

Duuuuuh!

Ila hiyo ya wataliano siamini- kuna wataliano takriban wanne ilinichukua zaidi hata ya wiki nzima imebakia kunivulia kyupi tu

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Hapo kwenye "rape" imebidi nicheke tu.

Hahahahahahaha

hahaha

Hiyo ya Africa kama namuona mwangu Castr ndiyo mambo yake hayo huyu jamaa ana moyo wa subra hana tatizo hata demu amzungushe miaka minne kwake hewalaa.

Utamu wa penzi ni kucheleweshwa
Ili umuote kila siku
Au ukate tamaa

hahahhahahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!!

moyafricatz said:

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

African Relationship:
1st day= money for hair
2nd day= Restaurant
3rd day= Restaurant again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have phone sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= he buy phone but girl said she's on her period.
29TH= she is ready but mother called her to come prepare food.
30th= RAPE!!!

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA.

Ya kiafrica ni nzuri sana nimeipenda mno na siku ya 30 ubakaji wake ni mtamu kinoma

kapeace said:

Ya kiafrica ni nzuri sana nimeipenda mno na siku ya 30 ubakaji wake ni mtamu kinoma

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[emoji23] kumbe ule ubakaji huwa mnaupenda? Sasa nyuzi za nini huwa mnaleta?

kapeace said:

Ya kiafrica ni nzuri sana nimeipenda mno na siku ya 30 ubakaji wake ni mtamu kinoma

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Uzoefu wako sio wa nchi hii aiseee daaaah!

smigo4u said:

[emoji23] kumbe ule ubakaji huwa mnaupenda? Sasa nyuzi za nini huwa mnaleta?

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Ulishaona nimeleta uzi wa kulia humu?????

Ubakaji huo ni mtamu usioelezeka

mbalizi1 said:

Uzoefu wako sio wa nchi hii aiseee daaaah!

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Acha tu mbalizi yani ubakaji unafanywa kitu kiko tepetepe huku umeziba uso huku unali huku unapanua huku unakatika .........

kapeace said:

Ulishaona nimeleta uzi wa kulia humu?????

Ubakaji huo ni mtamu usioelezeka

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Comments zako zinanikumbusha mnyarwanda mmoja nilikutana nae hamugembe Bukoba ,ilikuwa akitaka ile mitanange ya shoo za kibabe lazima anikorofishe kwanza tuzozane weeee kwa siku kadhaa kabla hajaja na suluhisho ,bas hapo mtanange wake sio wakitoto na kutukana juu

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kapeace said:

Acha tu mbalizi yani ubakaji unafanywa kitu kiko tepetepe huku umeziba uso huku unali huku unapanua huku unakatika .........

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Hahahahaaaaaaaa

Ila kapeace weeeeewe![emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]