Cheki majina ya ajabu-ajabu kwenye phonebook

[irk]

Duu mkuu macho yako yana X-Ray au ? Mtu unakutana nae njiani au popote ghafla unajuaje hajakatwa ?

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[irk]

Duu mkuu macho yako yana X-Ray au ? Mtu unakutana nae njiani au popote ghafla unajuaje hajakatwa ?

Nilimfunua mkuu

 

[STUNTER]

Kitumbua nazi
Tikisa vuzzi
Nikome
Kinnembe dinda

Khaa umejaza vimeo kwenye phonebook

 

[UncleBen]

Nilimfunua mkuu

Basi wewe ni kiboko

 

[Francis Mawere]

Hiyo hela ya kuendea guest si bora anunue hiyo perfume?

Kwan si ana iba tuuu?

 

[Chumchang Changchum]

Na huyo nae ilikuaje akaseviwa ivyo mkuu?

Alikuwa asomeki..

 

[hemmingway]

Funny

 

[DellaPina]

Hahah Mzee inaonekana kwa kukopa upo vizuri

Duhh kuna watu wanakopa mpaka dhambi!

 

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[incredible terminator]

Jack machupi

 

[Maguge Maguge]

Ndiyo maana humu majina hayaelewwki, sasa kama unapost hivi, wanaokufahamu si wanakushuaha?

 

[Jaslaws]

Mrupo jf..

 

[fadhili hussein01]

Wa kiroba '

 

[NIYOMBARE]

Mtera

 

[chuma cha mjerumani]

JIPU JAMIIFORUM
MSUMBUFU
EPA 1 CLUB
EPA 2 BEACH
JPM(jacq pozi malaya)
AUNT POPO
JANE MASHAUZI.
ANTIVIRUS

 

[kanyela mumo]

Fundi mishuzii.

 

[zunya]

wrong number
kyut Posta
zoiper
wakubinjuka
mwendokas gal
wa vibomu
ka chuo
extuder (wa kusoma huyu)
jirani
jana club
nilikaona

 

[srinavas]

View attachment 400402 kuna moja imeseviwa hivyo

Naomba ni PM namba zake plzz

 

[Kapyungu A]

kuna majina huwa tunayasevu kwenye matukio ya
ghafla ili iwe lahisi kumkumbuka mtu huyo kesho
yake... Kuna baadhi ya watu huwa tunakutana nao
kwenye Situations za GHAFLA,Umelewa somewhere
jamaa kakuzimikia anakupa namba ya Simu, kwenye
Bata mjini,au kwenye Basi mnapeana namba za simu kwenye mazingira ya ghafla ambayo si rahisi
kumkumbuka hata akikukumbusha kesho yake
unabakia unajiuliza WHO IS THIS PERSON??
Sasa katika
kuepuka kusahau Yupi ni nani huwa kuna Style za
Kusevu jina kwenye Fonibuku hata akikupigia
unarecall fasta...Hii imefanya Phonebook zetu kuwa na majina ya ajabu ajabu tu...Mara ONE NIGHT STAND
ARUSHA...ALIYENISHIKA TAKO...HAJUI KUCHEZA...MATAKO LAINI.. MAZIWA
YAMELALA...MSUMBUFU...SIMTAKI HAELEWI....BODA BODA HANDSOME...MREFU HANA HELA.. BAHILI...ANA
HELA ILA MFUPI...ANANUKA KIKWAPA..ASHA MAZIWA MAKUBWA.. JOHN ALIYENIPA OFA....FATM
MKOROGO.....PEDESHE MFUPI KANIPA BIA
MBILI..ANATAKO REFU ASHA....KANIRUDISHA
HOME...KAKOJOA DAKIKA5...
Ongezea ya kwako kama unayo.Cheki Phonebook
halafu TUPIA TUONE

Ha ha STUNTER bhana

 

[Kapyungu A]

MIUNO FENI

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