Chinese detective!!

[Kisoda2]

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him,so he hired a Chinese detective ,....The cheapest he could get.

This is his report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,
Cheng Lee

 

[PakaJimmy]

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him,so he hired a Chinese detective ,....The cheapest he could get.

This is his report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,
Cheng Lee

Chabo hiyo...mbaya sana. Yeye alitakiwa kuhakikisha kwamba wameingia gesti tu , ni ushahidi wa kutosha kumtimua huyo mwanamke.

 

[The Boss]

Thanx ,,,,nimecheka sana.

 

[Mopao Josee]

Duh!!!!!!!

 

[Raia Fulani]

Unapotata fursa ya kuondoa stress, fanya hivyo wandugu. Life is short. Nimeinjoi.

 

[Nesindiso Sir]

Hata hivyo ujumbe umefika. Jamaa atampiga wife chini!!

 

[Calnde]

Mlinzi nae hoooooooi. . .
Dah. .