Compilation, nasaha za JF

FaizaFoxy · Oct 11, 2013

Nasaha za JF

Naanza na hizi, mwenye nyingine aendeleze, tujaribu kuweka zile one or two liners:

JF is never boring - The Boss

Ukikutana na Simba au Chui Porini

phill said:
Bong'oa tu wote mbio kk,

MTAZAMO said:
Hakikisha kisigino kinagusa kichogo kwa kutoka nduki

Ramadhani Juma said:
ukikuta na simba au chui..we lia tu.

Mjuni Lwambo said:
Ukimuona tu anza kupiga push ups, lazima akimbie.

Deo Corleone said:
Hakuna formula mkuu

Money Stunna said:
jifanye umededi. atakuacha

Defend or die said:
Tahadhari hapo nikuhakikisha miguu yako haina tatizo lolote la kiufundi manake

Kiteitei said:
Hakikisha unamuakia...shkamooo uncle simba/chui...!baada ya hapo atakuona una nidhamu na kukuacha!!!haya kimbia sasa wahi huko porini tushakupa maujanja....

Nyanidume said:
SIMBA ndiyo unaomba ushauri, mbona huombi ushauri siku ukikutana na MBEYA CITY au YOUNG AFRICANS?

Adharusi said:
Ujasiri wa kupambana nae

ndaha said:
Ongea nae tu...waelewa sana hawa alafu kumbuka we are superior

Dr. PEACE said:
Tahadhari ya msingi ni kuhakikisha hukutani nao

Baba Matatizo said:
kama ni askar hakikisha una siraha kila wakati

OLESAIDIMU said:
Hebu tusubiri watu wa wanyamapori na wanaotoka kusini huko ndio michezo yao hii

BJBM said:
Nakuhakikishia ukikutana nae ghafla face to face yule mnyama atakuua tu hata akikupa nafasi ya kujitetea, mana hata ukijitetea yule mnyama hajui kiswahili. Labda utembee na bastola yenye risasi za kutosha muda wote.

kayaman said:
mkonyeze atakuonea aibu!

Dina said:
Mmh..hivi kuna ujanja kweli? Unless kazi yako iwe inakukutanisha nao mara kwa mara ndio hizo mbinu zitatumika. Hasa sina hili wala lile simba/chui huyu hapa!....Sina hata uhakika nitafanya nini....

nummy said:
Simba na chui hawali nyama ya binadamu sasa wewe una wasiwasi gani

Patrickn said:
Simba dawa yake kumkojolea...chui kumtekenya

mgt software said:
wanyama wote ni wakawaida sana ndio maana wanafugwa, mbaya ni binadamu ka alqued anakuua alau hakutumii, kama chakula. chui ni muoga kweli usikubali kumpa kisogo, akiruka kukudaka wahi mikono ya mbele, simba huyo muwahi ulimi kwani huwa hawezi kurudi nyuma anakua pale pale

conductor said:
tembea na kiberiti,,,,,pia hakikisha nguo zako zananuka petrol ili ukiiona simba au chui jipige kiberit....mwisho wa maneno....swali je ukikutana na chatu?

omtare said:
we chukua nguo kisha washa moto nasikia huwa wanatoka nduk cha muhimu ni kutembea na all sources of fire

Preta said:
Hivi mmeshamuelekeza namna ya kujilinda na nyegere.......au mbuni.....?....porini kubaya jamani........

Mshuza2 said:
Nishasikiaga habari za huyu nyegere kwamba ukiwa porini ukimtaja tu huyoo..tena wakaenda mbali zaidi wakadai wanapenda zaidi "HASHUA"..kwamba wanazinyofoa.

Mwanjelwa said:
Mkwara tu. Hawana lolote hao:

BBC - Men stealing meat from lions. | Tune.pk

kashesho said:
kinyesi utakachojinyea ujipake ile harufu hawatakusogelea

Meriat said:
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Meriat said:
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Meriat said:
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messiah said:
never turn your back on them, simba na chui, pure born killerz, lyk any other killerz wit conscience, they cant kill whle lookin at ur eyes. ni binadam pekee mwenye uwezo wa kuua huku anakuangalia

Meriat said:
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Baba V said:
Hicho kimnyama kisenge kweli...

EJay said:
in short kaa kimya usipige kelele atapita tu hata kama ana njaa pia usimwangalie sana,mcheki kwa machale tu

mwekundu said:
Vua nguo zote ukae uchi wa mnyama

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vamda said:
Ni jambo jepesi sana. Ukikutana na wanyama hao mnyooshee mikono juu MOLA wako kwa maombi ya sekunde za mwisho za kuishi duniani ili usisikie maumivu wakiingiza meno yao kwenye mwili wako.

Na hizi ni nasaha za kwenye signatures za JF:

"Makalio ya sufuria hayaogopi moto" - Ndibalema

shuka halina mfuko - Washawasha

There are things in life that are very difficult to explain.... The Boss

,,,,,,,,Jisachi - KakaJambazi

Sio Kila Mchina anauza Dawa za Makalio,wengine wajenzi wa barabara...WATCH OUT - Smile

"Ingawa tunatumia AVATARS na USERNAMES ambazo ni FAKE, bado haibadilishi uhalisia wa MIOYO YETU" - watu8

ukiona ndoto zako hazijatimia endelea kulala!!! - Mndengereko

"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani" - Kaizer

#Usione Niko Kimya Nasubiri Uropoke# - A-town

'YOUR MIND BELONGS TO YOU,DON'T LET DEVIL USE IT AS TRASHCAN' - REMSA

Na walipoulizwa kuhusu "cheating" baadhi ya majibu yakawa hivi:

Heaven on earth said:
ayaa sa haya ndio maswali gani.....

wengine wachumba zetu wako hum hum ukijibu tu

PM inaingia hapo hapo kuwa tusijuane...Sim wala haitumii

BlackBerry said:
Nimewahi, maisha yanasonga

Mshinga said:
Ni ngumu kumesa,wale wenye fake ID tu tena unknown watasema ukweli.

mimi49 said:
Sijawahi na sitowahi!!

mdida said:
Ngumu kumeza.

mwallu said:
never ever

charminglady said:
:car: :car: Napita tu!!!!

Asprin said:
Mara kibao tu na sijui kama ntaacha. K zimezidi kuwa tamu, warembo wamegoma kusema no sasa mi nifanyeje?

mkunyegere said:
sijawhi kumsaliti mpenzi wangu

Mamndenyi said:
Natamani nione nilivyokwisha salitiwa; nitarudi

Munkari said:
Maswali gani sasa hayaa ebo!!!

Mfikiri said:
napita ..

daviey69 said:
tuanze na wewe...

salimkabora said:
Usaliti upi sasa wewe dogo usaliti kijumla au na mtu wa karibu? usaliti kijumla mbona ndio maisha ya kawaida tunayoishi wanadamu wa leo au wewe uko dunia gani aisee

Adie said:
Sijawahi na hakuna sababu itakayonifanya nimsaliti.

Jeji said:
sitarajii kumfanyia usaliti.

venine said:
those are secrets people take to the grave

Arushaone said:
Mmepewa bure, toeni bure.. Period!!!!! :amen:

Nalog in.

big_in said:
Nitarudi

Honey Faith said:
ctaki kuachika mie

Excellent said:
Sijawahi kusaliti wakati tunaelewana,vurugu vikishaanza namtafuta wa mwingine

Asprin · Oct 11, 2013

Naona ile thread imekukuna. Nimecheka mby sana.

mwekundu · Oct 11, 2013

ha ha ha we are so creative for sure

The Boss · Oct 11, 2013

ha haa haaaa .....

FaizaFoxy · Oct 11, 2013

Na hizi ni nasaha za kwenye signatures za JF:

"Makalio ya sufuria hayaogopi moto" - Ndibalema

shuka halina mfuko - Washawasha

There are things in life that are very difficult to explain.... The Boss

,,,,,,,,Jisachi - KakaJambazi

Sio Kila Mchina anauza Dawa za Makalio,wengine wajenzi wa barabara...WATCH OUT - Smile

"Ingawa tunatumia AVATARS na USERNAMES ambazo ni FAKE, bado haibadilishi uhalisia wa MIOYO YETU" - watu8

ukiona ndoto zako hazijatimia endelea kulala!!! - Mndengereko

"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani" - Kaizer

#Usione Niko Kimya Nasubiri Uropoke# - A-town

KakaJambazi · Oct 11, 2013

Afu unaweza kuta walioandika hizo comment ni mawaziri au baba na familia zao na huamkiwa na watoto nyumbani.

maroon7 · Oct 11, 2013

JF raha sana, unaweza shinda humu th whole weekend ukasahau na kutoka

FaizaFoxy · Oct 11, 2013

Patrickn said:
JF raha sana, unaweza shinda humu th whole weekend ukasahau na kutoka

Si uongo.

PakaJimmy · Oct 11, 2013

Nimegundua kupitia thread hii kuwa kuwa kinacholeta mafarakano na magomvi kwa members wa Jf ni Jukwaa la Siasa na la Dini- by PakaJimmy.

Daudi Mchambuzi · Oct 11, 2013

FaizaFoxy said:
Na hizi ni nasaha za kwenye signatures za JF:

"Makalio ya sufuria hayaogopi moto" - Ndibalema

shuka halina mfuko - Washawasha

There are things in life that are very difficult to explain.... The Boss

,,,,,,,,Jisachi - KakaJambazi

Sio Kila Mchina anauza Dawa za Makalio,wengine wajenzi wa barabara...WATCH OUT - Smile

"Ingawa tunatumia AVATARS na USERNAMES ambazo ni FAKE, bado haibadilishi uhalisia wa MIOYO YETU" - watu8

ukiona ndoto zako hazijatimia endelea kulala!!! - Mndengereko

"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani" - Kaizer

"kuitetea CCM inahitaji uwe na akili ya maiti"

Preta · Oct 11, 2013

PakaJimmy said:
Nimegundua kupitia thread hii kuwa kuwa kinacholeta mafarakano na magomvi kwa members wa Jf ni Jukwaa la Siasa na la Dini- by PakaJimmy.

Halafu leo tukutane......Toroka uje.....by Preta.....

hekimatele · Oct 11, 2013

FaizaFoxy said:
Na hizi ni nasaha za kwenye signatures za JF:

"Makalio ya sufuria hayaogopi moto" - Ndibalema

shuka halina mfuko - Washawasha

There are things in life that are very difficult to explain.... The Boss

,,,,,,,,Jisachi - KakaJambazi

Sio Kila Mchina anauza Dawa za Makalio,wengine wajenzi wa barabara...WATCH OUT - Smile

"Ingawa tunatumia AVATARS na USERNAMES ambazo ni FAKE, bado haibadilishi uhalisia wa MIOYO YETU" - watu8

ukiona ndoto zako hazijatimia endelea kulala!!! - Mndengereko

"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani" - Kaizer

kweli ulijituma bi dada

REMSA · Oct 11, 2013

Du hii kiboko,majibu mwanzo mwisho vituko,kweli JF stress fee'

Determinantor · Oct 11, 2013

Hahahahaaaa FaizaFoxy hii imekaaaje? ooh sorry tuache mambo ya siasa kwanza tuendelee na thread yetu mwaya

Daudi Mchambuzi said:
"kuitetea CCM inahitaji uwe na akili ya maiti"

Obama wa Bongo · Oct 11, 2013

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Fadhili Paulo · Oct 11, 2013

Mi napita tu.

FaizaFoxy · Oct 11, 2013

PakaJimmy said:
Nimegundua kupitia thread hii kuwa kuwa kinacholeta mafarakano na magomvi kwa members wa Jf ni Jukwaa la Siasa na la Dini- by PakaJimmy.

Daudi Mchambuzi said:
"kuitetea CCM inahitaji uwe na akili ya maiti"

Uchokozi huo!

Angel Nylon · Oct 11, 2013

FaizaFoxy said:
Uchokozi huo!

Ha ha ha haaaaa. Anataka kuchafua hali ya hewa.

Habibu B. Anga · Oct 11, 2013

FaizaFoxy said:
Uchokozi huo!

hahahaha.!
Achana nae huyo, anataka kuamsha "mashetani" yaliyo lala.!
Much luv FaizaFoxy, compilation nzuri sana...

Habibu B. Anga · Oct 11, 2013

PakaJimmy said:
Nimegundua kupitia thread
hii kuwa kuwa kinacholeta mafarakano na magomvi kwa members wa Jf ni
Jukwaa la Siasa na la Dini- by
PakaJimmy.

tunaweza kutofautiana kiimani na kiitikadi za kisiasa lakini mioyoni mwetu sisi sote ni WATANZANIA.!
mara nyingi huwa tunapitiwa na kusahau hili jambo.!

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