Condom packs

[Kimbweka]

A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!' says the boy. He notices a six pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

 

[PJ]

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

Once you are married you get tired

 

[Sikonge]

Hizo zitakuwa Condom za Wazungu. Huku Kwetu uswahilini, hiyo kitu sijui mara ngapi kwa wiki. Kuna mwaka wakati wa kukimbiza Mwenge kule Kyela, walizimenya 40,000 kwa usiku mmoja. Ehh, kazi ilikuwa nzito. Sijui wastani ulikuwa ngapi......

 

[Kaka Sam]

hahah haaa hiii kali...!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Miswali mingine ya ajabu kweli..
Sijui mitoto huwa inaipata wapi?

 

[Ngalikihinja]

Miswali mingine ya ajabu kweli..
Sijui mitoto huwa inaipata wapi?

Kamuulize JANE atakuwa anajuwa maana naye ana maswali ya dizaini hii.........

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

kamuulize jane atakuwa anajuwa maana naye ana maswali ya dizaini hii.........

ngoja nimuite nimuulize kama ni kweli.

 

[kobonde]

huyo baba kamjibu mtoto sawasawa wengi wakiishi pamoja hamu inapungua sijuio hata kwanini

 

[Maria Roza]

Mitoto mingine balaaa