Confession to the Pastor

zaleo · 2012-04-24T11:27:47+00:00

Yahoo mwisho sana! A man went to his pastor, knelt down and began confesing tearfully: Pastor, I have sinned. Pastor : My son, what did you do, just confess what exactly you did? God Almighty will forgive you. Man: (sobbing), Pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members. Pastor: Can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see, for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them, so that we can also pray for them. Man: Aaaah Pastor I can't, I am ashamed. Pastor: Okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you have slept with comes out, just say "pau". If it is once you slept with her.The Number of times you say 'pau' will indicate the Number of times you slept with that particular person. So they went to the church entrance.Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks. Man: Pau. Pau Pastor: The Lord forgive you. Deacons wife passes carrying bible. Man: Pau Pastor :May the Lord forgive you. A choir member passes singing; Man: Pau pau pau Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will. Lo and beholdPastors wife passes by and Man goes off like a machine gun. Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau... Pastor: F**k Youuuuuuuu & shut uppppppppp son of Zebelllllllllllllllllllllllllll. God will kill youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dog!

Thread starter zaleo
Start date Apr 24, 2012

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