Couple Bora ya Chit-Chat hii hapa!

ladyfurahia said:

hiyo zawadi naomba unipe mm na Excellent kwani naona sasa huyu mbaba amezidi kuwa na wake wengi humu mjengoni ninyoshe mikono juu Mratibu wa shindano hili sema suuuu! au niombe UTARATIBU KWANZA?

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Ushaachana na Mentor ?

ladyfurahia said:

Mungu awasemehe kwani hamuujui mlitendalo sisemi sana mie nisije haribu mchuzi tu hapa kaka nawe umekuwa hivyo oky

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Ni mumeo Mentor sio mimi ladyfurahia

Madame B said:

Si kweli laazizi wangu.

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hata kama kweli najua hao wengne wanajifurahisha tu

Bishanga said:

I warned you.....mara oh karibu narudi bongo nikija Madame B tubanjuke,utalijua jiji ,akishakausha hicho kiATM chako cha Lloyds ndo utajua umeingia bongo.
Kopi: CHAI CHUNGU

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hahahaaaaa haya kaka

Remote said:

hata kama kweli najua hao wengne wanajifurahisha tu

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Nini tena Remote ?
Kakufanyaje Madame B ?

Erickb52 said:

Hahahahaaa unajua ndovu za lunch time huwa tamu sana snowhite yan moja tu inamaliza memory yooote

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Aisee mi napata hapa rombo green view..nakata heinken kwa kwenda mbele!

nitonye said:

Dar mbona ndio maskani, aisee sweetlady ni msaliti sijawahi ona mwanamke kama huyo

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We we we..... Tena unikome kabisaaaaaaa!


Erickb52 umetumwa eeh..... Na wewe ungana na nitonye kunikoma

Erickb52 said:

Ooooh na nani sasa Mwali ? Saint Ivuga ?

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Mara ya mwisho umemuona lini Amyner?

snowhite said:

dada mkubwa FP hebu kerebisha usemi huu fasta!
my wee sakapal nini kinaendelea hapa kabla sijamwita pacha wangu SnowBall
sema nini kinaendelea hapa!
umeamua kumtolea chambavu pacha wangu kwa ajili ya solumeti wako nimenyamaza,
sasa ni nini hiki kinaeednelea hapa!

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Jamani wifi yangu mie hata sielewi huyu Erickb52 leo kaamka na za wapi mie nashangaa FP ameshamwambia mara kibao akanushe usemi wake ila ndo kwanza anafanya kichwa ngumu, sjui alikuwa hajui kuwa mie ni she, reference is made from previuos files pacha ako SnowBall ndo mwenye hati miliki kwangu sasa simwelewi Erickb52 anaposema mie na FP ni kapos cjui keshapata cha Arusha au Musoma.........???

Mratibu feki,na matokeo ni zaidi ya feki! Erickb52 mratibu nani kasema,cheo ujipe mwenyewe,na ushindi pia, Bishanga usitoe zawadi mtanange urudiwe kwa haki,sikua na imani na huyu mratibu,kwanza walitakiwa wawe na shindano lao la jf saccos couple coz ni wengi hao wakeze,wenye mke mmoja na mme mmoja shindano ndio linatuhusu,mi sikubali ati,bora wangeshinda Bishanga na The secretary!dukuduku halijaisha nitarudi khaaaa

sakapal said:

Jamani wifi yangu mie hata sielewi huyu Erickb52 leo kaamka na za wapi mie nashangaa FP ameshamwambia mara kibao akanushe usemi wake ila ndo kwanza anafanya kichwa ngumu, sjui alikuwa hajui kuwa mie ni she, reference is made from previuos files pacha ako SnowBall ndo mwenye hati miliki kwangu sasa simwelewi Erickb52 anaposema mie na FP ni kapos cjui keshapata cha Arusha au Musoma.........???

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ndo na mi nashanga my wee ahsante kwa ufafanyuzi! FP kuja huku sakapal kashatoa ufafanuzi Erickb52 hebu hizo ndyofu zako uzinywe taratiiiibu! FP mi sitaki upate shida ujue!

Erickb52 said:

Hahahahaa FP nitakanushaje ukweli?
Kama kuna zawadi ya ban niko tayari ila sifuti kauli

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Sio bure utakuwa zimedondoka baadhi kutoka kichwa cha juu na kuhamia kwenye visigino vyako. Ushaambiwa mie ni mke wa mtu humu SnowBall na wifi yake mtu hapa snowhite sasa unataka mahusiano yetu yavunjike? au umetumwa??
Haya na FP nae kakukosea nini? Nna waswas wewe ni mmoja wa wale wanaotoa lugha chafu kwenye jumba lile lililoko katikati ya nchi na linaloongozwa na mama ambaye jinalake linajulikana kama watoto wa ndege. Ntakuitia Mheshimiwa Kazi Ndu.... aite askari wake wakutoe nje ya jf kabisa usisikike. Invisible kama kuna lolote unaweza fanya juu ya huyu jamaa maana amejibu kwa jeuri zote yuko tayari kupata ban ila kauli yake hafuti, je jf inaruhusu kutukana na kukashifu watu? Kama hamna upendeleo moda pls naomba hatua za kinidhamu zichukuliwe.........

snowhite said:

ndo na mi nashanga my wee ahsante kwa ufafanyuzi! FP kuja huku sakapal kashatoa ufafanuzi Erickb52 hebu hizo ndyofu zako uzinywe taratiiiibu! FP mi sitaki upate shida ujue!

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Asante wifi yangu snowhite kwa kunielewa, naipenda ndoa yangu atii

Erickb52 said:

Nini tena Remote ?
Kakufanyaje Madame B ?

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Remote ni ingizo jipya ndani ya moyo wa Madame B.
Nashukuru kwa maana waume zangu wote wamemkubali.

Madame B said:

Remote ni ingizo jipya ndani ya moyo wa Madame B.
Nashukuru kwa maana waume zangu wote wamemkubali.

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Chinese heart type...*

sakapal said:

Jamani wifi yangu mie hata sielewi huyu Erickb52 leo kaamka na za wapi mie nashangaa FP ameshamwambia mara kibao akanushe usemi wake ila ndo kwanza anafanya kichwa ngumu, sjui alikuwa hajui kuwa mie ni she, reference is made from previuos files pacha ako SnowBall ndo mwenye hati miliki kwangu sasa simwelewi Erickb52 anaposema mie na FP ni kapos cjui keshapata cha Arusha au Musoma.........???

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Hahahaaaaa ina maana nimebug meeeen?

kiwatengu said:

Chinese heart type...*

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Yours ...?

sakapal said:

Asante wifi yangu snowhite kwa kunielewa, naipenda ndoa yangu atii

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Hebu nisaidie basi ndoa yako na nani vile?

Madame B said:

Remote ni ingizo jipya ndani ya moyo wa Madame B.
Nashukuru kwa maana waume zangu wote wamemkubali.

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Hahahhaaaa
Hivi Arushaone hajawahi kuwa client wako?

Erickb52 said:

Ooooh na nani sasa Mwali ? Saint Ivuga ?

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Halafu Saint Ivuga tokea aripoti polisi sentro kuungua moto kwa juu hajasikika tena.

Sijui alibakia huko huko sentro?