Dar es salaam the modern and sweetest city in East Africa (i enjoyed my stay)

[TUTUO]

mtoa mada alijiuza alipoleta habari ya Dar es salam kwa Kenyan News and Politics....that is a characteristic of many Tanzanians...this is a Tanzanian operating two or more accounts posing as a Rwandan...also, his/her poor English has also given him/her away...everybody knows who speaks this kind of English in EA and its definitely not Rwandans...

Hawa Wanyarwanda walioanza kujifunza kiingereza juzi ndo wawazidi Watanzania? You ain't serious

 

[TUTUO]

You taste Tusker for the first time in Dar and you claim you have been to Nairobi, peleka ujinga na uongo mbali.

Kwahiyo ukiwa Kenya lazima unywe tusker? no other beer

 

[TUTUO]

Very high probability of course.

Hakuna imported beer huko? Maana dada yuko bongo lakini kanywa tusker wakati kuna brand kibao za hapa

 

[ichoboy01]

Nini kieleweke?shenzy

hasira hasara

 

[Wyatt Mathewson]

Jamani sometimes tuache kusifia ujinga...Dar es Salaam what?🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

 

[Tz boy 4tino]

Check the link below for typical rent of apartments in Dar, the author is talking of 150,000Tshs the kind of rent in Mazense slums.
There is no way you can visit a foreign country and live in its slums and claim to have had the best of its offering. The same author claims to have lived in Westlands, where we know apartments are going for about 40k almost 1,000,000 Tshs and using that to compare to a dingy slum in Dar.
Apartments for rent & houses for Rent in Tanzania

Ok most ya wa Tz own houses so their is lil investment in that aspect huko kwenu asilimia 90 ya wakazi ni renters , mbali na apartment kipi chengine kina unafuu huko kwenu. Naomba usikimbie

 

[nra2303]

Be careful with you last statement,we not lazy just that we aren’t proactive enough like Kenya! You know what I mean? Hatuna kiherere km wakikuyu,wakalenjiii etc.

 

[Hute]

Am from Rwanda I know them

how many men did you offer a spread of your legs at least to see your long Rwandan labia majora/minora?

 

[MK254]

Ok most ya wa Tz own houses so their is lil investment in that aspect huko kwenu asilimia 90 ya wakazi ni renters , mbali na apartment kipi chengine kina unafuu huko kwenu. Naomba usikimbie

Wewe unafikiria kumiliki nyumba ni kazi rahisi kama hayo maisha ya kula ubwabwa kila siku ni tabu kwenye vitogonji vya Dar.
Kulingana na takwimu za UN habitats, mpo milioni 4.5 humo ndani ya Dar, na asilimia 70% mnaishi maisha ya tabu sana

Housing in Dar es Salaam out of reach for the millions that need it

 

[chororingo]

Did you managed to get a guy to do something

 

[MK254]

Anapata mkuu, Kwa sehemu alizotaja kama kinondoni,
300-400K Unapata nyumba nzima 3bedrooms, yaani nyumba nzuri ya Kisasa maeneo ya Sinza au Kinondoni alikosema huyo Dada.
Ila kama ni Apartments za Kariakoo, Masaki, Posta au Mikocheni au Upanga ni ghali zaidi, 2-3bedrooms utalipa hadi $400

Kaka point yangu naona hamjaipata bado, sijakataa labda kuna makazi ya kihivyo, lakini yanafaa kwa wazawa, issue yangu kama unaenda kwenye nchi ya watu halafu unatafuta maskani duni ya kiasi cha 150,000Tshs, hapo kuna kasoro. Kawaida hadi utoke nchi yako na kudiriki kwenda kwenye nchi nyingine, lazima uwe umejipanga na kuna uhitaji mkubwa, lakini sio kwenda kupigana vikumbo na wabeba mabox Tandale, halafu unakuja kututambia humu.

 

[game over]

Be careful with you last statement,we not lazy just that we aren’t proactive enough like Kenya! You know what I mean? Hatuna kiherere km wakikuyu,wakalenjiii etc.

Hawa jamaa huwa na kiherehere sana, tena usiombee mfanye kazi ya Pamoja halafu kuwe na mzungu miongoni mwenu,
Nakumbuka tulikuwa Nairobi kwenye kikao wakenya wakawa wanakomalia eti we must be More aggressive,
Ajabu haohao Wazungu wakawaambia No, if you need to go far you don't have to be aggressive,

 

[Titicomb]

I lough myself like crazy too, your engrishi is also vere vere fantasticky.

Engrishi!
Was it supposed to be a joke?

 

[Titicomb]

Hakuna mtanzania ambaye angesumbuka kuandika kwa kiingereza maelezo marefu kiasi hiki, hata kama yupo vizuri katika kiingereza, pia hakuna mtanzania angetaja neno la Ubungo flyover wakati ndiyo kwanza limeanza kujengwa, huyu ni mgeni amechanganya ile BRT pedestrians bridge na flyover, vyote vipo ubungo, na mwisho, sio rahisi kwa mtanzania kusema Tanzanians are lazy.

Nafikiri anamaanisha daraja la watembea kwa miguu la BRT. Kiuhalisia ni flyover japo sio ya magari. Wengi tunaposema flyover tunawaza kama ile ya kwenda daraja la kigamboni. Au zinazo jengwa TAZARA na Ubungo.

 

[pingli-nywee]

hahahaaaa. The English of here in JF is very very Fantastic, i read it till i start to lough myself like crazy.

I lough myself like crazy too, your engrishi is also vere vere fantasticky.

Engrishi!
Was it supposed to be a joke?

No, as you were so lazy to see. There, I was just replying in lazy english like your fellow lazy tzanians.

 

[pingli-nywee]

Be careful with you last statement,we not lazy just that we aren’t proactive enough like Kenya! You know what I mean? Hatuna kiherere km wakikuyu,wakalenjiii etc.

Hawa jamaa huwa na kiherehere sana, tena usiombee mfanye kazi ya Pamoja halafu kuwe na mzungu miongoni mwenu,
Nakumbuka tulikuwa Nairobi kwenye kikao wakenya wakawa wanakomalia eti we must be More aggressive,
Ajabu haohao Wazungu wak

Watanzania mnajiliwaza tu. Yaani nyie wote ni teamchaputa? Mrembo kutoka Kigali mlishindwa kabisa hata kumuapproach tu? Chipsi mayai inawakosti. Nai sisi hapan tambua hapo tunaingiaga na ile motto yetu ya chapa ilale! Respect kwa wanaume wote wa kikenya.

 

[Consultant]

But most Tanzanians are lazy...😵

 

[Titicomb]

No, as you were so lazy to see. There, I was just replying in lazy english like your fellow lazy tzanians.

I singled out that "engrishi" word in purpose. Hoping someone who claims to be "not lazy" will notice something.
But you turned out to be very lazy, lazier than Tanzanians.

Bro that word was very irrelevant. Kuchekesha ni kazi ya watu kajifunze kwa Erick Omondi.

 

[pingli-nywee]

I singled out that "engrishi" word in purpose. Hoping someone who claims to be "not lazy" will notice something.
But you turned out to be very lazy, lazier than Tanzanians.

Bro that word was very irrelevant. Kuchekesha ni kazi ya watu kajifunze kwa Erick Omondi.

We unafata kuchekeshwa na mwanaume mwenzako kwani wewe ni choko? Mbona utalia tu. Endelea kulala babaa wali wa mama bado hujaiva na madafu hadi mwezi ujao ndo yavunwe. Mi ndo nacheka hehehe. 😀 Uswahili na uvivu ni sawa tu na mbwa koko na viroboto. Mapacha wa kweli.

 

[Titicomb]

We unafata kuchekeshwa na mwanaume mwenzako kwani wewe ni choko? Mbona utalia tu. Endelea kulala babaa wali wa mama bado haujaiva na madafu hadi mwezi ujao ndo yavunwe. Mi ndo nacheka hehehe. 😀 Uswahili na uvivu ni kama mbwa koko na viroboto.

That's too naughty!
JF is for GTs.
Not for hooligans and trolls.

Notice: GTs stands for Great thinkers.