DIASPORA ATUA JIJI JUMLA KWA KISHINDO BILA HODI! MAZITO YAMKUTA! Akesha ubalozi kusak visa ya malkia

DIASPORA ATUA JIJI JUMLA KWA KISHINDO BILA HODI! MAZITO YAMKUTA! Akesha ubalozi kusak visa ya malkia

Son of Alaska said:
A personal question and sorry in advance- Hivi wewe na huyo mwenzio-who wears the trousers in the house?? me is just thinking aloud
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In any relationship, there is a room for only ONE MAN!!!!!!!!!! If u want to be treated like a man, then you gotta BE A MAN that you are, and earn your tittle " MAN OF THE HOUSE"
 
snowhite said:
mie kooooote sijacheka ,umeniacha hoi na majiya TB joshua ,ahahhahahha sijui ni original??
usiniambie unawazia kale ka laki kako!
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Hahahaaaaaa! Laki wapi, wakati nimegongea kwa mdau, na huyo mdau nae alipewa na mdau mwingine! Yaani cheni ni ndefu!

Japo nashukuru Mungu yananisaidia si uongo! Kuna mdau kaniahidi at the end of this week atayapata yale Original from Nigeria, nayasubiria kwa hamu! Kwa neema za Mungu, atufikishe hio mwisho wa wiki salama tufanikishe
 
Jamani watu wa mantoni mnasikia ya Lara1. Ni kweli tupu ila sema ndo lugha za mafumbo haswa? Sijafahamu yule mfadhili wa JF kama amesharudi au la maana hasikiki kabisa!!!! Yaani hata Shigongo hamfanyii tena promo!!! Ha ha ha!!!! Kweli hayavumi hadi mwisho!!!!!
 
i think i am slowly falling in love with Lara's threads...

dah:brushteeth::brushteeth:
 
lara 1 said:
In any relationship, there is a room for only ONE MAN!!!!!!!!!! If u want to be treated like a man, then you gotta BE A MAN that you are, and earn your tittle " MAN OF THE HOUSE"
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So exactly what makes man,a man-satisfying your lust everytime you feel horny OR is there something else???
 
lara 1 said:
Leo nimegonga ikulu ya MADIAPORA mbona mtanibana mbavu humuuu!

Bila samahani!

Ujue sisi wa kitaa tumelost, we dont have options, biashara yetu ya Sembe siku hizi wamtight mbayaaa, na wana wanakamatajwe imebidi tu slow down kidogo, manake hali si shwari kabisaaaaa!

So tunakaa tu kuhesabu masaa, n still figuring out tutumie technique gani tutoke kirahisi, shurba hatuiwezi kabisaaa! Hata white collar za kuamka saa kumi na moja, jtatu hadi jmosi afu kusubiri tarehe 30 pia mtihani kwetu! Mipango mikubwa mikubwa afu mingi mingi wakati hata account sina! In short nothin is happening! Tunangojea muujiza wa kutuchomoa from the vicious cycle of poverty!

But me n my fellows kuwa mabwelegeje, not representing, stuck with ourselves doesnt me shit aint happenin in town! It si happenin every day! So until shit finally happens to me, i guess you will have to do with other people stories. And their stuff is good!
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:love:
 
Ahahahah umenimalizia stress zote asanteee

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gfsonwin said:
namjua mhanga wa hili..........ama kweli mjini kuna umbea.....
Ujue lara 1 mmbea huwa siku zote anasema kweli, ila tu shida inakuwa kwamba anapeleka ujumbe pasipo kuulizwa tu.

daaaah!
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Like yangu ni kwa ajili ya hapo kwa red sista
 
mito said:
mkuu usimkatishe tamaa bhana, wengine tuna-enjoy reading her stuff!!
simple - ukiboreka si una skip tu uzi wake aisee, naona hadi unajipa jukumu la kutusemea (hapo kwa red)
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haya mkuu! heshima yako mkuu!
 
tedo said:
Hapo kwenye red, tafadhali usisemee mioyo ya watu wengine...Kama umechoshwa ni kivyako kuna watu wanasoma na wanafurahia mastori ya town..
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ok mkuu, nimeguswa pasipo guswa! niwie radhi mkuu!
 
Smile said:
jamaaa ana muda wa k kweli watu walivo wengi wanahitaji ukombozi
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niruhusu nikatafute hako kastori nikupestie hapa....
mi mwenyewe sijakaamini ssana,
huyo pastor kafunguka
ni siku za nyuma kidogo
 
lara 1 said:
IGWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Msinichoshe! nisiwachoshe! Tusichoshaneeeeee! Tupate habari kamili!!


I have nothin personal with our broders n sisters representin all over the world, infact i have high respect to them since they were able to flourish in foreign lands!

Sijui ukweli juu ya hili eti kuwa hela za Diaspora ni hard earned, na shughuli mnazofanya huko ni siri yenu haswaa U.S! (I aint talkin abt anybody, im just sayin people! No offence ment!) Despite that fact i must confess Diaspora are very generous people! Ndugu yako kukumbuka kwa $1000 kwa mzinga wa kawaida sio breaking news! Ila kibongo bongo ni Never!!!!!!!!

Having said that tupate stori kamili!

Mnyamwezi mmoja ambae inasemekama alizamia US state kapuni, kwa miaka kibaooooooo, aliendaje endaje sijui. Ila baada ya kunogewa na mabaga, mapiza, hot dogs na mapeparoni na kujikuta ghafla bin vuuu nae amepata THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!! akaamua kubanisha huko huko na kuishi kama digi digi kwa miongo kadhaa ya uchaguzi hapa Tz. Inasemekana aliondoka Bongo wakati Bw. Ben ndo yuko madarakani, na alikuwa bwana mdogo sanaa.


Basi kubana huko hakukuwa kwa bure coz aliaccumulate a fortune! (Im not so sure if he paid the taxes the way the fortune was BIG! Like realy BIG!) Na baada ya hustles kadhaa wa kadhaa akafanya manuva ya kuileta pesa yake nchini, na alibahatika pesa ikafika, ikawa imetulia inamsubiri!

Huku na huku baada ya kurizika na midolari na ankaraa alizochanga, akanunu Mercedece Benz moja balaaaaaaaaaaa! Talk of the town! Convertible! EBOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Big boys tins!!!!!!! Akaona enough is enough Na alikwenda personally ku FILE FOR DEPORTISION!!!!!!!

Daresalaam HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Akatua jijini na kuanza kurepresent! Kuwafunga midomo haters! You cant just come back n demand our respect! We wont give it to you! You earn it boy! EARN EVERY BIT OF IT!!!!!!!!!! AND EARNING OUR RESPECT AINT CHEAP!!!!! It costed him dearly! If you are wondering how much? Its just a LOT! But mid you his fortune was a lot bigger!

Yaani akitoka out si chini ya wapambe 10, na wakifika sehemupeople had the right but not obligation to know the golden crew has arrived! Agiza pombe kwa fujo! Nyanganya mademu wa watu! Wanaharibu tu ukumbi na vitu ili wachajiwe walipe fidia hapo hapo in cash! Yaani jiji lilikuwa dogo hili! Na hivi hawakai mahali lisaa wanahama hama kila sekunde, kukutana nao was inevitable. Hadi akawa anaibwa na Akudo na FM academia TAJIRI MUTOTO, anaenda kumwaga madolari! Akikaa Nyoshi, Asha hadi Mamaa Sakina wanaenda kumsalimia PERSONALLY! PESA ILIONGEA!!!!!!! REMEMBER THE FORTUNE WAS EVEN BIGGER!

Huku na huku habari zikatua kwa homa ya jiji mmoja hivi kuwa jiji limepata ujio usio rasmi wa Mnyamwezi mmoja!!!!!!! Ana pesa chafu kama mobutu seseko! And its clean money! Kipindi hio homa ya jiji yuko namtoto wa waziri mzito nchini humu. Akaona waziri kitu gani? Akaingia mawindoni kumnasa tajiri mtoto.

I must comfess Homa ya Jiji is a beauty! And she grew too fast! tukiwa A level alikuwa anawadate big names jijini humu n she was only 17! je by this time angekuwa like 23, even more experienced! Like it or not homa ya jiji can have any man she wants! Akamnasa bwana yule mnyamwezi! Kumpulizia kidogo kwisha kaziiii! Mnyamwezi anapumua homa ya jiji! Na hivi homa ya jiji nae tishio la jiji Parties were legendary!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahaaaaaaaaaaa! Mashauzi at their highest! Ile mercedece ikawa inatumiwa na homa ya jiji fulltime.

Homa ya jiji hafanyagi makosa, kibendi juu, na ndoa ikafungwa! Akawa mke wa mnyamwezi! wakapata na kibeby chao! HAMAD!!!!!!! THE FORTUNE WAS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINITO!!!!!!!! NEHI!!!!!!!! Benz ikauzwa, hapo homa ya jiji yuko maternity leave. Baadae gari zingine nazo zikaanza kuuzwa moja moja! Mambo ya BENKRUPTCOOOOOOOOO! Heiiiiiiiii! Chinekeeeeeeeeee! Wapambe wote wakapotea mazimaaaaaaaaa! Homa ya jiji akafile for DIVORCE N CUSTODY! Mnyamwezi kidogo avae chupi kichwani!

Habari za chini ya kapeti zinadai Mnyamwezi hakauki mitaa ya balozi ya malkia kutengeneza mambo ili inshaalah akajaribu upepo wa London kidogo. If he did it once he can make it happen again! Yadaiwa ameenda to extreme measures za kujilipua eti yeye ni mkimbizi wa Dafur, na anaomba refugee assylum huko pande za malkia na akipata hato tia unyayo Bongo! Ever!!!!!!!!!!

MKIJA MIJI YA WATU MBISHE HODI SIO KUJITIA MUCH KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

PS: Im getting better n better! Pray for me guys! And that Anointed Water by Prophet TB Joshua, works miracles! I have been using it (im not sure even if its original) but it does me justice.
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The same old stories.....
 
Ninasubiri hela ya diaspora mmoja niitungue........muda huu alipitia south nadhani hadi wiki ijayo atafika kwa Nyerere. Hela ya diaspora tamu sana......alafu nyingiiiiii haina kipimo. Ila ikikata mweeeehhh
 
lara 1 said:
Hahahaaaaaa! Laki wapi, wakati nimegongea kwa mdau, na huyo mdau nae alipewa na mdau mwingine! Yaani cheni ni ndefu!

Japo nashukuru Mungu yananisaidia si uongo! Kuna mdau kaniahidi at the end of this week atayapata yale Original from Nigeria, nayasubiria kwa hamu! Kwa neema za Mungu, atufikishe hio mwisho wa wiki salama tufanikishe
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Be careful na ibada ama imani za maji ya kuponya!!. Hakuna popote kwenye Holy Bible imeandikwa kuna kitu kama hicho
 
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