Dkt. Mpango: Usalama wa Mikoa haupimwi kwa idadi ya Mapolisi, Risasi, Bunduki na Mabomu ya machozi

[Doctor Mama Amon]

Mwl unajielewa sana. Unafundisha shule gani nilete mwanagu hapo.

Karibu S/M Simbawanga,
Walimu bora,
Mazingira rafiki,
Tunafaulisha sana.
Karo nafuu.

 

[Mgeni wa Jiji]

Kuna mtu wqkuitwa Yericko Nyerere akiliona hili nandiko atachekelea sana.

 

[Rasterman]

Karibu S/M Simbawanga,
Walimu bora,
Mazingira rafiki,
Tunafaulisha sana.
Karo nafuu.

wewe sio mwalimu

 

[Doctor Mama Amon]

wewe sio mwalimu

Watu wanasema mimi ni nani?

 

[Rasterman]

Watu wanasema mimi ni nani?

wewe ni DAS

 

[Doctor Mama Amon]

wewe ni DAS

Duh! Kazi kweli.
Umenipoteza.
Hebu nisaidie kuchagua jawabu sahihi

Acronym	Definition
DAS	Drug and Alcohol Services (various locations)
DAS	Drug and Alcohol Screening (various organizations)
DAS	Department of Administrative Services
DAS	Direct Attached Storage
DAS	Distributed Antenna System
DAS	Debit d'Absorption Spécifique (French: Specific Absorption Rate)
DAS	Department of Arts and Sciences (various schools)
DAS	Distributed Annotation System
DAS	Dow AgroSciences (Dow Chemical Company)
DAS	Data Acquisition System
DAS	Direction des Affaires Sociales (French: Directorate of Social Affairs; various locations)
DAS	Dante Alighieri Society (literary society; various locations)
DAS	Departamento Administrativo de Seguridad (Colombian police branch)
DAS	Disease Activity Score (rheumatoid arthritis)
DAS	Decision Analysis and Support
DAS	Diploma of Advanced Studies (various locations)
DAS	Digital Archives Specialist (certification)
DAS	Developmental Apraxia of Speech (neurology)
DAS	Distribution Automation System
DAS	Department of Animal Services (various locations)
DAS	Deputy Assistant Secretary
DAS	Data and Applications Security
DAS	Dispositif Actionné de Sécurité (French security device)
DAS	Domaines d'Activité Stratégique (French: Strategic Business Area)
DAS	Driving after Suspension (law)
DAS	Decorative Arts Society (UK)
DAS	Data and Analytic Solutions, Inc. (Virginia and Maryland)
DAS	Data Analysis System
DAS	Digital Arts and Sciences (various schools)
DAS	Délégation aux Affaires Stratégiques (French: Strategic Affairs Delegation)
DAS	Dynamic Air Suspension
DAS	Design Automation Standard
DAS	Distributed Sequence Annotation System
DAS	Decimal Adjust after Subtraction
DAS	Direct Access Storage
DAS	Data Access Services
DAS	Dynamically Assigned Sockets
DAS	Dynamic anti Spam
DAS	Dual Attachment Station
DAS	Distributor and Scanner
DAS	Digit Analysis Selector
DAS	Dialup Access Service
DAS	Datacenter Automation Suite
DAS	Data Archival Subsystem
DAS	Dependable Auto Shippers (Mesquite, TX)
DAS	Decision Analysis Society
DAS	Days At Sea (fishing)
DAS	Digital Acquisition System
DAS	Data Analysis Software
DAS	Division of Apprenticeship Standards (California)
DAS	Disability Advisory Service (various organizations)
DAS	Delphi Automotive Systems
DAS	Domain Administration Server (computing)
DAS	Daerah Aliran Sungai (river basin)
DAS	Differential Ability Scales
DAS	Dyadic Adjustment Scale
DAS	Dissipation Array System (lightning prevention)
DAS	Device Access Software
DAS	Development Assistance Strategy (Malawi)
DAS	Dave's Appalachian Swirls (marbles)
DAS	Deep Air Support (US Marine Corps; US DoD)
DAS	Diversified Agency Services
DAS	Delegated Administration Service (Oracle)
DAS	Diskrete Algebraische Strukturen (German: Discrete Algebraic Structures)
DAS	Digital Audio System
DAS	Defense and Space
DAS	Diallyl Sulfide
DAS	Disability Assessment Schedule (World Health Organization)
DAS	Distributed Aperture System
DAS	Dorsal Acoustic Stria
DAS	Department of Applied Science
DAS	Data Access Server
DAS	Double After Split (blackjack)
DAS	Designated Alteration Station
DAS	Data Assimilation System
DAS	Defense Acquisition System
DAS	Driver Assistance System
DAS	Distributed Authentication Service
DAS	Doctor-Assisted Suicide
DAS	Design and Access Statement (architectural planning; UK)
DAS	Dual Attached Station (FDDI)
DAS	Dial-A-Song (They Might Be Giants phone service)
DAS	Direct Air Support
DAS	Decimal Adjust for Subtraction
DAS	Disk Array Subsystem
DAS	Dibbs Abbott Stillman (law firm; Australia)
DAS	Defensive Aids System (military aviation)
DAS	Digital Asset Server (Microsoft)
DAS	Dimer-Adatom-Stacking-Fault (semiconductor; surface science)
DAS	Defense Automated System (US DoD supply/logistics source)
DAS	Data Acquisition Subsystem
DAS	Data Automation System
DAS	Directory Assistance System
DAS	Damage Assessment Strike
DAS	Digital Analysis System
DAS	Defense Attaché System
DAS	Delayed Anovulatory Syndrome (menstrual disorder)
DAS	Director of the Army Staff
DAS	Dynamic Angle Spinning
DAS	Division for Aging Services
DAS	Direct Access Service
DAS	Domino Application Server
DAS	Data Acquisition and Signal Conditioning
DAS	Defensive Aids Suites
DAS	Direct Access System
DAS	Défense Automobile et Sportive (French: UK insurance company)
DAS	Direction Agrément et Spécifications (French: Licensing and Specifications Directorate; Belgium)
DAS	Delivery Area Surcharge
DAS	Demand Access System
DAS	Data Archive System
DAS	Dynamically Assigned Socket (Cisco)
DAS	Double-Acting Ship
DAS	Document Accessibility Services (Crawford Technologies)
DAS	Deformed Anchor Stud
DAS	Distributed Asynchronous Scheduler
DAS	Date Arrived Station
DAS	Demand Access Service
DAS	Development Application Support
DAS	Device Access Server (hardware interface)
DAS	Direct Access Server
DAS	Digital Avionics System
DAS	Dynamic and Sound (Valencia, Spain)
DAS	Directory Assistance Service (protocol) (RFC 1202)
DAS	Defensive Avionics System
DAS	Door Answering System
DAS	Defense Audit Service
DAS	Direct Access Subscriber
DAS	Digital Address System
DAS	Damage Avoidance System (science fiction)
DAS	Direct Archive System
DAS	Data Administration Program
DAS	Documentation Accountability Sheet
DAS	Dial-A-Sensor (ITT)
DAS	Density Analysis System
DAS	Defensive Aid Subsystem
DAS	Development Acceleration System (Adax)
DAS	Data Auxiliary Set
DAS	Demand Assignment Signaling
DAS	Deep Air Strike
DAS	DISN ATM Service
DAS	Depression and Anxiety Syndromes
DAS	Distributed Administrative Support
DAS	Dark Alliance Studios
DAS	Drive Around Shopping (VIMO)
DAS	Days After Seeding/Sowing
DAS	Deflection Amplifier Subsystem
DAS	Directory Analysis Specialist
DAS	Drunken Anarchists Society
DAS	Deutscher Automobile Schutz (German: UK insurance company)
DAS	Delay-And-Sum Algorithm
DAS	Defense Accounting System
DAS	Dialed Access Service
DAS	Democratic Alliance of Socialists (Canada; founded in 1989)
DAS	Digital Assignment System (Bellcore)
DAS	Département d'Analyse de Sûreté (French: Department of Safety Analysis; nuclear energy industry)
DAS	Deflection Amplifier Subassembly
DAS	Detector Array Subassembly
DAS	Disk-Assisted Search