Jackal
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*Ekene is a house boy who drinks the wine of his boss and adds water 2 cover up.*
*His boss was suspicious and decided to buy pastis ( A french wine that changes colour if u add water, just like dettol)*
*Unknowingly Ekene drank from the pastis and topped it up with water as usual.*
*Sadly 4 him, immediately the pastis changes colour. When the boss came back and noticed it, he told his wife abt it.* *Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.*
*The boss shouted "Ekene!!!"*
*Ekene answered.."Yes Sir!"*
*Boss.. "Who drank the pastis?"*
*Ekene: No ans*
*The boss asks again, still Ekene didn't answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him.*
*Boss:.."Are u insane or what? When I called u, u said yes sir, but when I asked u a question, u didn't ans me?*
*Ekene: "Hmmm Oga, when u are in the kitchen u don't hear anything except ur name."*
*Boss:.."Let's try it. Okay go to the bar stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen."*
*Ekene at the bar with his madam and his boss in the kitchen.*
*Ekene shouted: "Boss!!!"*
*Boss: "Yes!"*
*Ekene: "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not around?"*
*Boss:... No answer*
*Ekene ask again, still the boss kept quiet.*
*The boss came out from the kitchen shouting.. "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it is true. when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything except one's name"*.
*The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".*
*Without argument Ekene asked if she will enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.*
*Ekene: "Madam!!!"*
*Madam:..."Yes!"*
*Ekene: .."Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"*
*Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying ..."This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything"*
*........*
*His boss was suspicious and decided to buy pastis ( A french wine that changes colour if u add water, just like dettol)*
*Unknowingly Ekene drank from the pastis and topped it up with water as usual.*
*Sadly 4 him, immediately the pastis changes colour. When the boss came back and noticed it, he told his wife abt it.* *Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.*
*The boss shouted "Ekene!!!"*
*Ekene answered.."Yes Sir!"*
*Boss.. "Who drank the pastis?"*
*Ekene: No ans*
*The boss asks again, still Ekene didn't answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him.*
*Boss:.."Are u insane or what? When I called u, u said yes sir, but when I asked u a question, u didn't ans me?*
*Ekene: "Hmmm Oga, when u are in the kitchen u don't hear anything except ur name."*
*Boss:.."Let's try it. Okay go to the bar stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen."*
*Ekene at the bar with his madam and his boss in the kitchen.*
*Ekene shouted: "Boss!!!"*
*Boss: "Yes!"*
*Ekene: "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not around?"*
*Boss:... No answer*
*Ekene ask again, still the boss kept quiet.*
*The boss came out from the kitchen shouting.. "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it is true. when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything except one's name"*.
*The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".*
*Without argument Ekene asked if she will enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.*
*Ekene: "Madam!!!"*
*Madam:..."Yes!"*
*Ekene: .."Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"*
*Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying ..."This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything"*
*........*