Ekene Vs Oga

Jackal · 2017-08-23T17:13:58+00:00

*Ekene is a house boy who drinks the wine of his boss and adds water 2 cover up.* *His boss was suspicious and decided to buy pastis ( A french wine that changes colour if u add water, just like dettol)* *Unknowingly Ekene drank from the pastis and topped it up with water as usual.* *Sadly 4 him, immediately the pastis changes colour. When the boss came back and noticed it, he told his wife abt it.* *Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.* *The boss shouted "Ekene!!!"* *Ekene answered.."Yes Sir!"* *Boss.. "Who drank the pastis?"* *Ekene: No ans* *The boss asks again, still Ekene didn't answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him.* *Boss:.."Are u insane or what? When I called u, u said yes sir, but when I asked u a question, u didn't ans me?* *Ekene: "Hmmm Oga, when u are in the kitchen u don't hear anything except ur name."* *Boss:.."Let's try it. Okay go to the bar stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen."* *Ekene at the bar with his madam and his boss in the kitchen.* *Ekene shouted: "Boss!!!"* *Boss: "Yes!"* *Ekene: "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not around?"* *Boss:... No answer* *Ekene ask again, still the boss kept quiet.* *The boss came out from the kitchen shouting.. "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it is true. when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything except one's name"*. *The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".* *Without argument Ekene asked if she will enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.* *Ekene: "Madam!!!"* *Madam:..."Yes!"* *Ekene: .."Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"* *Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying ..."This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything"* *........*

Thread starter Jackal
Start date Aug 23, 2017

Jackal

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Aug 23, 2017

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