Emigani y’Ekihaya (Misemo ya kabila la wahaya)

[Gulwa]

U

nipo na wadada wa kina NSHOMILE hapa mwananyamala kwa wahaya...nataka ninunue nyapu nipigie KATERERO...kina nshomile.mpoo??

ungejaribu anayopiga babayako

 

[julmba]

Agila ekisha kushaga nyina mwana, aba ali mrogi.

 

[Katavi]

hahaha wakola mutabani. kyonka wakimanya? Akawe kawe akatali kawe kakuteza eirombe!

Hahahaah hata sikijui najua tu hiyo wakora waitu.......japo sijui maana yake.

 

[niah]

Nimesema ahsante mwanangu(wa kiume) lakini umefahamu maana yeke? nikaongeza saying nyingine inayosema chako ni chako kama si chako utakesha kwenye baridi ukiwalindia wenzio. ( Am not sure if am right).

 

[manyovu 1]

A

Ekyawe kyawe kijunda nokala!

Acha hizo bangi Kwa kuongea lugha za watu ndivyo sivyo

 

[1974hrs]

"Orwo kubiba obyate"
"Ondiwo bakulio "
"Bishanga abashaija anbakazi babona enshonga"
Hahahaaaaaa

 

[CHUAKACHARA]

Mshenzi ni wewe unaye..... na dada mtu halafu unasema njoo .... mshenzi we. Unawezaje ku.... na mshenzi ina maana wewe ndo king of washenzi. Pole.

Nakwambia mama yako mtamu kamuonje, koma kutukana makabila ya watu

 

[1974hrs]

Jamani mnatutenga humu jamvini tusiojua lugha hiyo........
Mjasiriamali umemaanisha nini hapo juu kwenye "Ekyawe kyawe kijunda nokala!" ???

"Chako ni chako kinaoza unabanika"
Nadhani umeelewa

 

[Mjanga]

Bao bao la waitu!!

Nyegela waitu!!!

 

[1974hrs]

nmnhh, ndio nini jamani!.

"Kikikushangaza unakishangaza pia na mama yako akikushangaza we mshangaze mkwewe"
Usiogope ntakusaidia tuuu

 

[specialist88]

Akafuka keiokola togendanako ombugenyi

 

[jembelamkono]

Ugenda Ugharuka..

 

[bahati mbaya]

Yombeka mpango takutel
ao muganda.

 

[omwanawabandi]

Nka maki emfulu elya alukalo eketaga eilobo

 

[Tutor B]

waleteni na dada zenu tununue

unawaza hayo tu?

 

[Tutor B]

ngambire stupid infront of my wife

Omukuru kayend'ekihaha, okyet'eine

 

[Heri Buberwa]

Ezaisa nizo nkwi

 

[Chachu Ombara]

Ataganyila kikere ati tikiitwa muhini.

 

[Tutor B]

Akake niko kabusasa.
Atakumanya akweta iwe,
Ebolibona bilishag'eblyolilya.
.... Hii naipenda zaidi ... "Olwokunywegel'omubi Olelambe"

 

[kemi2011]

Kabikanye afa atashweile

Omwange otahe, kyonka oijuke ekyowankozile

Kaalo obulungi, mbali otalaile

Entaulila esabala bwaibumba